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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Heavy Is the Head (S08E08)

"- I love you. - But...?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No "but.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Yet we both know I'm the more mechanically-inclined daddy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm handy."
Modern Family (2009)
"If it makes you feel any better, I didn't do anything, either."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, that doesn't make me feel better."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're supposed to be learning from this."
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"I learned a new swear word."
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"Uh, um, I got a splinter."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was worth it."
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"Watch."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is that it?"
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"I'm confused 'cause I'm not mechanically inclined."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hardy-har-har."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I just need to make a little adjustment."
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"- Watch out! - Ohh! Oh, my God!"
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"- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Are you okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's not part of it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got here as quick as I could."
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"Please tell me this is good news."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please tell me that's oil."
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"Found a sewer line running straight through the property."
Modern Family (2009)
"Also, a water main,"
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"and for some reason, giant pockets of methane."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Talk to me, Pete. - I feel like I just did."
Modern Family (2009)
"How much is it gonna cost?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Money-wise, you're looking at mid-six-figures."
Modern Family (2009)
"When you say six, does that include the two-cent figures?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Plus, time-wise, you're looking at maybe a year delay"
Modern Family (2009)
"with permits and utilities, environmental..."
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"Stop talking to me, Pete."
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"- Oh, my God, why is Jay here? - I called him, too."
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"He'll shut this whole project down if he sees this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Put some plywood over the hole."
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"Tony, do what you can to cover the methane smell."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody else, just look busy."
Modern Family (2009)
"How could this happen? I had a ladybug land on my shoulder today."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's the problem?"
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"Problem is I'm hungry."
Modern Family (2009)
"The solution... we're walking distance to Little India."
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"- Shall we? - What's that smell?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Shh, that's... that's Pete."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's, uh, very sensitive about it. Don't bring it up."
Modern Family (2009)
"While I got you,"
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"I was thinking about putting in a bike rack over here."
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"- What the hell is that? - I didn't see anything."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sure if something was wrong,"
Modern Family (2009)
"someone would... Oh, they love quittin' time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just like "The Flintstones.""
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"I'm starting to develop a theory"
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"that maybe all this is related to why Pete called me."
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"Jay, I think that's just a little paranoid."
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"Well, there..."
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"there was one thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry. This one's definitely vanilla."
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"I thought you said "mocha.""
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"Oops, I accidentally made my favorite drink."
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"- Thanks for the tip. - I've been working here for five years."
Modern Family (2009)
"Didn't get this far by being stupid."
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"I'm thinking about having a little party at my place tonight."
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"You down, A-Dogg?"
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"If "down" means attending"
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"and "A-Dogg" means Alex, then yes."
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"I thought I'd quit the coffee shop when I went back to school,"
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"but I'm kind of loving it."
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"Plus, it taught me something important."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you pretend to be who people want you to be,"
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"you can have as many friends as you want."
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"God, I would love another crack at high school."
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"Oh, God, here he comes."
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"- Who? - Ugh."
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"This little guy in his 40s... here every Friday."
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"Always has a super-complicated drink order."
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"Oh, hey, Alex."
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"I'll have a 20-ounce iced skinny hazelnut macchiato,"
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"sugar-free syrup, double shot of espresso,"
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"light ice... not no ice... no whip."
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"- Thank you for meeting with me. - I came as fast as I could."
Modern Family (2009)
"I lied to my boyfriend."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody does it at the beginning of a relationship."
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""Oh, I love jazz." "It's sexy when a man cries.""
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""Your daughter is so sweet.""
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"Me... I told Rainer I love his favorite show, "Game of Thrones,""
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"so now he's taking me to Comic-Con."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know "Game of Thrones.""
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"I've never even seen "Game of Thrones.""
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"And for the record, his daughter is kind of a monster."
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"This is a lot to cover in four hours."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's start with everything you know"
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"about George R.R. Martin's masterwork."
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"Well, I know this guy dies, there's lots of boobs,"
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"and I want to say... a spaceship?"
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"This will go a lot faster if you don't talk."
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"So, he's kind of related to me, but it's a long story."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, it's okay. We all come from messed-up families."
Modern Family (2009)
"My uncle's my dad."
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"Shift schedule is up."
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"What the literal hell?!"
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"Double shift today and 6:00 A.M. tomorrow?"
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"- That's not fair. - Management don't care."
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"Party tonight is off."
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"Nothing is off. A-Dogg is on it."
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"- "A-Dogg"? - Let me have this."
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"So, you put a little bit of the cream on top."
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"- Uh-huh. - And then..."
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"Got it. Mmm."
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"Terrific birthday surprise. Sorry it's over."
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"It's just starting."
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"I have a lot of surprises coming."
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"Knockedy-knock-knock."
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"- Okay, what do I do? - What did you do?"
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"It's a massage!"
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"Let them in, young man."
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"It's Ben. We've met 30 times."
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"Oh, Gloria."
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"Friend."
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"Listen, while I appreciate the idea of a massage..."
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"- You hate it. - Well..."
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"You always hate my gifts. I don't even know why I try."
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