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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Heavy Is the Head (S08E08)

"Breathe it in, girls."
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"My journey begins today."
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"Finally bringing something into this world I can be proud of."
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"As children, the Wright Brothers dreamed of flying machines."
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"Oprah dreamed of hiding presents under chairs."
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"And I dreamed of building something magnificent."
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"Well, recently, Jay and I bought a vacant lot"
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"on which we are building Dunphy Tower."
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"What I wouldn't give to reach back in time"
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"to tell the 15-year-old dreamer who drew this,"
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""We did it, kid.""
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"Hey."
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"- Claire, you look terrible. - Thanks."
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"No. I mean, you're all locked up."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I guess the spa day that I booked for you tomorrow"
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"came at the perfect time."
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"Oh, right, that."
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"I have to be very delicate with Gloria around my birthday."
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"Last year, for some insane reason,"
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"she got me this gift certificate"
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"for ridiculous salsa-dancing lessons."
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"Like I'm ever gonna use that. Come on."
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"Anyway, somehow, she's convinced herself"
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"I didn't "appreciate" her gifts."
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"You know."
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"Some people."
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"So, tomorrow at work might be a little bit hectic."
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"Just a lot of stuff going on at the office."
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"And it's not that I don't want to do it, 'cause I do."
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"No, Claire, let's not do this dance again."
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"We all know how you feel about dancing."
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"Proud, proud day, Phil."
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"Thanks, partner."
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"Maybe we should get this show on the road."
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"The photographer's been taking shots of Haley"
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"when she's not looking."
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"That's weird. I didn't hire a photographer."
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"Dunphy, right? Jared Cook."
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"- Nice shovel. - Thanks. I painted it myself."
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"This is my partner, Jay Pritchett."
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"I represent Jetatech."
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"- Are you familiar with us? - Not in the least."
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"Oh, you'll have to forgive Jay. He's a bit of Luddite."
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"Anyway, our building is two doors down,"
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"and we're looking to expand our campus."
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"We want this lot,"
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"and we're prepared to offer you"
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"20% over what you paid plus expenses."
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"That's a nice offer, Jare,"
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"but I don't think you understand what's happening here."
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"It's not about the huge profits."
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"We're building my son-in-law's dream,"
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"and it's gonna be a giant success"
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"because this is man of vision."
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"Oh, I know all about dreams."
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"Someday, I hope to get into encrypted packet switching."
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"Good luck to you, gentlemen."
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"Would you get ahold of yourself."
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"I just said that crap to drive the price up."
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"- He'll be back. - I don't want him to come back."
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"Whether you meant it or not, this is my dream."
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"We're in this to make money."
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"And we will."
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"By the power vested in me by the Commercial Zoning Board,"
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"I do hereby officially break ground"
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"on the future home..."
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"of Dunphy Tower."
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"Oh, that's... strong soil."
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"That's a good omen."
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"I'm gonna pogo it."
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"Anybody else bring a shovel?"
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"Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com"
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"Oh, thank God you're here. It's a nightmare."
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"The staff is in an uproar about these budget cuts."
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"Telling them there's no more overtime was bad,"
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"but when I had to tell them there were no more bagels,"
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"someone threw a cup at my head."
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"I don't know what else to do."
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"Sales-wise we didn't exactly have"
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"the Christmas I was hoping for."
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"What do people give each other, anyway?"
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"Well, just spitballing here..."
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"maybe we could fire Kenny from the warehouse."
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"No one's getting fired."
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"But he does a really hurtful impression of me."
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"Come on, guys. Everybody gather round."
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"I don't like these budget cuts any more than you do,"
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"but I want you to know I'm in this with you."
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"I've cut my expenses."
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"All the execs are flying coach."
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"But I do want you to feel like you have a voice in this."
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"So, not only is my office door always open to you,"
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"I've actually had it removed."
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"That's a very powerful metaphor, boss."
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"That's a very powerful metaphor, boss."
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"Kenny, thanks for keeping it light."
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"So good."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"- What are you doing in here? - You said that you were too busy"
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"to get away from the office to celebrate."
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"So I brought the celebration to you."
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"- Snap. - Oh."
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"- Is that caviar? - Yes!"
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"And something to wash it down."
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"Oh, yay, champagne."
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"Get me a door."
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"If I don't win the science fair"
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"with this thing you built me, it's rigged."
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"Amen, sister."
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"Oh, come on, you started without me?"
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"No, we finished without you."
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"Yeah, we wanted it work."
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"I guess you also wanted it to be really simplistic,"
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"because right there, you can make it better"
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"if you just added... Okay."
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"So, right there, you can make it better"
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"if you just added... Okay,"
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"I thought you said you were done!"
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"Okay, Mitchell,"
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