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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Heavy Is the Head (S08E08)

"No, no, please, uh, let me finish."
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"I've always appreciated the thought"
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"of a massage in my office,"
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"and now it's actually happening."
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"- Ah! - Thank you."
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"Which one of you lovelies is Claire?"
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"- She is! - Oh, great."
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"Just give me the quick version, okay?"
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"- 90 minutes. You got it, hon. - Okay."
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"My department is asking if there's still gonna be coffee"
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"or if they have to start bringing it."
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"Who... who's this?"
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"Uh, he's interviewing for a job in the warehouse."
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"He's a, um, forklift operator."
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"That's right. It's 2017."
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"There are plenty of gay forklift drivers."
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"I'm not gay."
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"It's cool, bro. I'm woke."
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"It's cool, bro. I'm woke."
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"That's funny!"
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"You sound just like that guy over there."
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"- That guy? - Okay, it's back-to-work time."
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"- We got to take a look at these. - Yeah."
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"See ya later. We'll catch up."
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"Okay, this is crazy."
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"I don't need an MRI."
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"The doctor ordered when you told her you could taste colors"
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"- in a French accent. - Oh... all right."
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"Well, I don't even do a French accent."
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"I didn't say it was a good one."
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"Guys, we usually try to move the head injuries along."
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"- Yes. - Okay. Well, it's..."
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"it's just so small."
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"It's bigger than it looks."
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"See, there's nothing wrong with my brain,"
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"'cause I have three funny comebacks to that."
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"Cam, come on, let's listen to, uh, Bobby."
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"He knows what he's talking about."
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"I don't think we can really trust"
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"anything a grown man named Bobby says."
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"Come on, honey, you got this."
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"Okay. Uh, Robert, hi."
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"Can I have... question. So, listen."
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"I know this is a giant magnet,"
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"and I have a lot of fillings."
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"Are they just gonna fly out of my head?"
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"- That never happens. - Okay."
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"Um, I'm also on an iron supplement."
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"- Is that... - An issue? No."
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"Let's just get you on that table, huh?"
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"Come on."
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"Hm."
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"No, okay, not happening."
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"I'm having flashbacks."
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"I don't know if I ever told you this,"
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"but when I was kid, I fell into a well."
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"It happened the same day as baby Jessica,"
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"but she got all the press."
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"It still stings. Everybody loves a baby,"
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"but not one single prayer for a husky teen"
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"who's stuck head-first in a well"
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"for the better part of an hour."
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"Okay, Cam, come on. You have got to calm down, all right?"
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"It'll be over before you know it."
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"- In an hour. - I'm... I can't!"
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"- I'm done, I'm out! - Okay, wait, wait, Cam, Cam."
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"Okay, Bobby, is it okay if I get in there"
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"to show Cam that it's all right?"
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"Do we have time for that?"
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"Sure, my 4:00 hemorrhaged."
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"Can you not... okay."
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"All right, look at this, Cam."
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"- Just be careful. - It's comfortable."
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"- We've got you. - Okay, I'm good."
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"Okay."
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"Ah."
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"Actually, Cam, this is very peaceful."
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"It was a torture chamber."
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"I was in there one minute, and I cried."
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"I feel so rested."
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"I do, I do, I really do."
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"Now you. It's all good."
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"There you go. All right."
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"And I will be right here beside you."
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"Uh, no one's allowed in here except the patient."
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"I will be in the next room right beside you."
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"Okay, so put your headphones on."
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"They're gonna play you something"
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"- to get your mind off of it. - Yeah."
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"- This is a panic button. - Oh."
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"- Just push it if you need to get out. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, I think I can do this."
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""This American Life," I'm Ira Glass."
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"Today's program... "Puppy Love.""
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"We'll hear the story of a man"
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"who met his soul mate through a lost schnauzer,"
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"a beagle from Coos Bay, Oregon, who, for one week, was mayor."
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"And we start with Act 1,"
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"a search-and-rescue collie looking for his owner,"
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"who was buried alive for 18 days."
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"After drinking his own urine for a week,"
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"Horace Laughton could no longer ignore the terrible truth..."
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"he was running out of oxygen."
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"H-help. Help!"
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"Help! Get me out of here!"
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"Hey! I will kill you!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Cam, come on, this is serious."
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"Oh, my God. I can't breathe."
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"I need air. I need air!"
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"I'm sorry. He is being such a baby, huh?"
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"There's a camera in there. I watched you cry."
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"And finally, employees should have a say in the shift schedule."
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"It would allow us to plan our lives accordingly"
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"and would result in fewer missed days."
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"In summation, no caffeination without representation."
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"So, am I fired?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Those are 20-ounce ideas in a 16-ounce cup."
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"I have overlooked a rising star..."
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