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Clips from Weeds - Perro Insano (S05E05)

"It's a cup."
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"Of course."
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"I need a hookup."
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"Turn around. Let me see that culo."
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"Oh, kiss my culo. I'm looking for drogas."
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"Weed. Not Mexi-dick."
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"I need a steady supply..."
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"...and I'm not talking nickel and dime bags here."
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"All right, I'm big."
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"Getting bigger. Major league."
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"So you cut me a deal now and later, I'll let you be my heavy."
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"You can sniff out all the assholes in my life..."
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"...and then bury them in the yard."
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"-What's my cut? -Ten percent bonus after first delivery."
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"-Gotta go. -Twelve? Twelve percent?"
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"Fifteen?"
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"-Seventeen-point-five percent. -Twenty."
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"Fine."
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"Give me a call in a couple days. I'll have it ready."
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"That bullet was meant for me, wasn't it?"
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"You need to take your family and leave."
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"So no need to keep me in suspense. Who wants me dead?"
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"A person who will not stop until she gets what she wants."
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"You cannot kill Pilar."
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"You'd be shot before you even got close."
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"Why don't I start with the person who's been reporting to her?"
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"What do you think Esteban will do..."
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"...when he finds out you set up the mother of his son?"
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"-Think it through. -Why didn't you just let it happen?"
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"I realized your death would be the end of him."
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"And his happiness is my happiness."
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"That's pretty gay, Nurse Cesar."
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"I tell you what, I'm gonna forget your momentary lapse in loyalty."
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"You spared my life, I'm sparing yours. But you owe me, big time."
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"And your hurt my kid."
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"So count to three. Are you right-handed?"
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"Count."
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"One, two--"
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"Three."
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"-Oh, there you are. -Jesus, Andy. Heart attack."
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"You're stealing from a drug lord."
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"Bold. Hot."
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"My clinic has to fight for every cotton swab. This is sitting here."
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"-Don't rat me out. -What's my silence worth to you?"
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"How about patching up your 14-year-old nephew's bullet wound..."
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"...and neglecting to report it to the police?"
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"No, not enough."
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"You also have to go out with me. To hear music. Jazz."
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"Jazz? Really? You like jazz?"
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"For sure."
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"Name one jazz musician."
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"Dr. Teeth."
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"-He's a Muppet. -He's a jazz Muppet."
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"Pass."
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"What? Wait, wait, hold--"
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"So you reject me over chips and salsa..."
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"...then you flirt with me at little Stevie's weenie roast."
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"And now I'm asking you on a proper, sophisticated jazz date and you pass?"
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"I was too harsh on the date, so I gave you a second look."
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"And you looked good."
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"Then I looked closer. That's when I saw it."
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"What? A cancerous mole or something?"
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"How long have I got, doc?"
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"-Give it to me straight. -You're hung up on Nancy."
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"What? Oh, God. No. No, no, no. It's complicated."
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"We're family. I'm her baby daddy."
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"Ink, not sperm. Meaningless."
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"I'm trying to man up. So, yeah, maybe I'm a little tangled in Nancy's drama."
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"But it's a fledgling effort. Jesus, Audra, why you shitting all over my effort?"
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"Is this an occupational hazard, aborting everything?"
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"-It's not a life yet, Andy. -Oh, you're just making excuses."
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"This is why you're single."
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"You're a hot doctor, but you're alone..."
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"...because you're making excuses instead of taking a risk."
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"This is a pretty valid fucking excuse."
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"You said "fucking." I'm telling."
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"Goodbye, Andy."
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"Dr. Lehman."
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"Jesus, another one?"
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"Are you stealing?"
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"Is it really hurting?"
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"I can set up a movie for you."
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"Maybe I can find a porn channel."
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"I get it. If I got shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too."
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"I'm not mad."
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"How many pills did you take?"
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"None."
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"Well, that's dumb."
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"I'll get you water. Give me your pills, I'll open them."
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"No."
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"Why have them if you won't take them?"
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"Because they're mine."
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"I like the way it feels."
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"Like a knife popping the same balloon over and over."
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"Only you don't have to blow up a new one."
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"I can make the pain go away any time with a pill."
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"But I don't want to."
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"I don't have to think about anything else."
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"It's great."
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"Yeah."
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"Great."
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"Well..."
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"...that's the last of it. Who knew you had so much stuff."
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"Thank you for helping me move in, Dean."
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"I really appreciate it."
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"What's 12 flights of stairs between partners?"
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"Exactly. And we could not risk using the elevator."
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"There's an elevator?"
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"Where did those idiots get all of this pot anyhow?"
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"Some guy named the Wizard."
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"Whoa, check it out."
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"Four dead bolts..."
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"...steel-reinforced hinges..."
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"...coded entry system."
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"You really got this place locked down."
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"Plus, there is a security guard downstairs..."
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"...and Channel 3 on the television picks up a live feed of the front gate."
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"I am protecting our investment."
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"You are scary good at this."
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"Thank you. I know."
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