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Clips from Benson (1979) - The Army Wants You (S01E01)

"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson (1979)
"Hold it."
Benson (1979)
"Do you work here?"
Benson (1979)
"Unless you know something I don't know."
Benson (1979)
"Why?"
Benson (1979)
"Because I can't wait any longer."
Benson (1979)
"Ah. Down the hall."
Benson (1979)
"You misunderstood. The time is now."
Benson (1979)
"The world needs what I have in the palm of my hand."
Benson (1979)
"This is the car of the '80s."
Benson (1979)
"Kind of cramped for long trips, isn't it?"
Benson (1979)
"It's the scale model. Uh-huh."
Benson (1979)
"Got the real car at home."
Benson (1979)
"Just think of it, a car that requires absolutely no fuel."
Benson (1979)
"Hmm!"
Benson (1979)
"You simply"
Benson (1979)
"wind it up."
Benson (1979)
"You got a one-ton wind-up car at home?"
Benson (1979)
"Fully equipped."
Benson (1979)
"Radio, heater, white-walls."
Benson (1979)
"Of course the size of the key"
Benson (1979)
"is a big problem."
Benson (1979)
"Not if you got big pockets."
Benson (1979)
"You know, nobody else appreciates what I've accomplished here."
Benson (1979)
"No."
Benson (1979)
"Even my friends say I'm crazy."
Benson (1979)
"What are friends for?"
Benson (1979)
"Mr. Harmon, I thought you'd left."
Benson (1979)
"I decided to come back and give the Governor another chance."
Benson (1979)
"I'm sorry, Mr. Harmon,"
Benson (1979)
"the Governor doesn't have any more available time."
Benson (1979)
"(COUGHING) Oh. Well, that's really too bad,"
Benson (1979)
"because the Governor is really missing the boat..."
Benson (1979)
"Boat?"
Benson (1979)
"Of course!"
Benson (1979)
"Boat!"
Benson (1979)
"Boy, did he spring a leak!"
Benson (1979)
"How are you feeling, Marcy?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, the way I always do when I have the flu."
Benson (1979)
"My throat's sore, my whole body aches,"
Benson (1979)
"my head is throbbing and I can't breathe."
Benson (1979)
"You need relief fast, fast, fast, fast, fast..."
Benson (1979)
"Knock it off."
Benson (1979)
"I must look awful, too."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, you do."
Benson (1979)
"Well, that's a crummy thing to say."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, well, I'm sorry. You look much better."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I don't know how, I feel terrible."
Benson (1979)
"You don't know how lucky you are, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"You're the only one of us who didn't catch this bug."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I get to do twice as much work."
Benson (1979)
"This is for you."
Benson (1979)
"Why, it's from the Army."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, this is official business!"
Benson (1979)
"Could you let me see it, Marcy? I'll give it right back."
Benson (1979)
"(COUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"If this is "Greetings,""
Benson (1979)
"the country is in bigger trouble than I thought it was."
Benson (1979)
"(EXCLAIMS)"
Benson (1979)
"That's it? Hmm?"
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, for crying out loud."
Benson (1979)
""You are hereby instructed to report"
Benson (1979)
""to headquarters, Fort Kincaid,"
Benson (1979)
""for an immediate evaluation of your case.""
Benson (1979)
"(EXCLAIMS) Hmm."
Benson (1979)
"Told you."
Benson (1979)
"What do they mean by case?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, maybe they forgot to give me the medal."
Benson (1979)
"What case, Benson?"
Benson (1979)
"Were you court-martialed or something?"
Benson (1979)
"No, but I made private three times."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, what do you suppose they want?"
Benson (1979)
"I don't know, unless they're still looking for that jeep."
Benson (1979)
"(SNEEZING LOUDLY)"
Benson (1979)
"Governor, here are those requisitions you asked for."
Benson (1979)
"Thank you, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"(SNEEZING LOUDLY)"
Benson (1979)
"Do you have to keep doing that?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, sir, I have the flu."
Benson (1979)
"I know. You gave it to me."
Benson (1979)
"(GRUNTING LOUDLY)"
Benson (1979)
"Clears my ears."
Benson (1979)
"Governor, these medicine bottles are full."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I should hope so, from what the pharmacy charged me."
Benson (1979)
"No, I mean you haven't taken any of it."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, I can't stand the taste of that stuff. I'm not gonna take it!"
Benson (1979)
"Hey, I didn't invent it, I didn't prescribe it,"
Benson (1979)
"and I'm not your mother."
Benson (1979)
"So if you don't want to get better, don't take it."
Benson (1979)
"My mother should've put it that way."
Benson (1979)
"(EXCLAIMING)"
Benson (1979)
"What is it, Marcy?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, put it on the desk!"
Benson (1979)
"(COUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"(EXCLAIMING)"
Benson (1979)
"Have you talked to the Governor about your letter?"
Benson (1979)
"No. I'll handle it."
Benson (1979)
"What letter? Oh, it's nothing, sir."
Benson (1979)
"It's not nothing."
Benson (1979)
"How can you say it's nothing?"
Benson (1979)
"Sir, Benson has orders to report to the Army."
Benson (1979)
"(LAUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"Really?"
Benson (1979)
"He has what?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, never mind, sir."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I guess they just can't do without you."
Benson (1979)
"It has something to do with his case."
Benson (1979)
"What case? Was he arrested?"
Benson (1979)
"Governor, whatever it is, it's between me and the Army."
Benson (1979)
"Sounds to me like it's something"
Benson (1979)
"between Benson and the Army, Marcy."
Benson (1979)
"I can't interfere in anything like that."
Benson (1979)
"I'm not asking you to."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, we're barely able to stay on our feet for state business"
Benson (1979)
"and you want us to get involved in your personal problems?"
Benson (1979)
"No. I'll go down there tomorrow"
Benson (1979)
"and take care of it myself."
Benson (1979)
"I hope you can understand my position, Benson,"
Benson (1979)
"but no way!"
Benson (1979)
"To tell you the truth, I'm a little surprised"
Benson (1979)
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