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Clips from Benson (1979) - The Army Wants You (S01E01)

"that you'd ask such a thing."
Benson (1979)
"Well, you can't blame a guy for trying."
Benson (1979)
"Thank you so much, Marcy."
Benson (1979)
"(COUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"(SNEEZING)"
Benson (1979)
"(GRUNTING LOUDLY)"
Benson (1979)
"Excuse me."
Benson (1979)
"Excuse me, Sergeant."
Benson (1979)
"Okay."
Benson (1979)
"Can I ask you something, Sergeant?"
Benson (1979)
"Take a seat."
Benson (1979)
"I only got three pages to go."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I don't want to break your rhythm."
Benson (1979)
"Somebody here sent me this letter."
Benson (1979)
"This looks like a mistake."
Benson (1979)
"(SCOFFING) Has to be."
Benson (1979)
"Is that how you spell "immediate"?"
Benson (1979)
"Uh-huh."
Benson (1979)
"Sergeant, what about this letter?"
Benson (1979)
"Go to room 208 and take your clothes off."
Benson (1979)
"Why? Is there a party?"
Benson (1979)
"Hey, don't give me a hard time, huh?"
Benson (1979)
"Just go up there and strip. Why?"
Benson (1979)
"What kind of question is "why"?"
Benson (1979)
"One I picked up in civilian life."
Benson (1979)
"You see, once you get out of the Army and somebody tells you"
Benson (1979)
"to ram your head through a brick wall,"
Benson (1979)
"you're allowed to ask why."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I'm still in the Army and I'm not allowed to tell you why."
Benson (1979)
"Are you allowed to tell me who is?"
Benson (1979)
"Sure. Major Burton."
Benson (1979)
"Where's he at?"
Benson (1979)
"I don't know. Where's his office?"
Benson (1979)
"Back there. Is he there?"
Benson (1979)
"I don't know. The door's closed."
Benson (1979)
"Well, have you tried knocking?"
Benson (1979)
"What good would that do if he isn't in there?"
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, but suppose he is in there?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, if he is in there, then he doesn't want to be disturbed."
Benson (1979)
"How do you know? Because the door is closed!"
Benson (1979)
"(RINGING)"
Benson (1979)
"Medical Company K. Sergeant Kingsley."
Benson (1979)
"Yes, sir."
Benson (1979)
"Very good, sir."
Benson (1979)
"Right, sir."
Benson (1979)
"He's not in there."
Benson (1979)
"I know. That was him on the phone."
Benson (1979)
"He won't be in for the rest of the day."
Benson (1979)
"Well, when will he be in?"
Benson (1979)
"BOTH: He didn't say."
Benson (1979)
"Hey, I got a great idea for you."
Benson (1979)
"Why don't you come back tomorrow?"
Benson (1979)
"I will. Unless I don't."
Benson (1979)
"But if I do and he's here,"
Benson (1979)
"then don't count on me seeing him."
Benson (1979)
"But if he's not here, and I don't show up,"
Benson (1979)
"there's a few things I want to tell him."
Benson (1979)
"Got you."
Benson (1979)
"I figured you would."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, well, you were bound to come down with the bug some time."
Benson (1979)
"Everybody else has got it."
Benson (1979)
"Just get yourself well."
Benson (1979)
"Don't worry about cutting the grass."
Benson (1979)
"If it gets too high, we'll rent some buffalo."
Benson (1979)
"Okay."
Benson (1979)
"Feeling better, huh? Much."
Benson (1979)
"Good. Then you can go to school tomorrow."
Benson (1979)
"I'll put it back."
Benson (1979)
"I'm not feeling that much better."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, sort of comes and goes, huh?"
Benson (1979)
"Yeah. One minute I feel fine"
Benson (1979)
"and then the next minute, for no reason,"
Benson (1979)
"I feel rotten again."
Benson (1979)
"Like when somebody mentions school."
Benson (1979)
"I think I'll go lie down."
Benson (1979)
"Look at this mess!"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, I don't know. You look better than you did yesterday."
Benson (1979)
"I was talking about my kitchen."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, that looks better than it did yesterday, too."
Benson (1979)
"The least you could do is clean up after yourself."
Benson (1979)
"Gretchen, you didn't have to get up to complain."
Benson (1979)
"You were doing fine from your bed."
Benson (1979)
"Gretchen, you're up. Are you feeling better?"
Benson (1979)
"(GROANING) Ja, a little."
Benson (1979)
"(COUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"I wish I could say the same. Oh?"
Benson (1979)
"Of course you don't have it as bad as I do."
Benson (1979)
"I think I do, Gretchen."
Benson (1979)
"It's just that in my job I have to keep working."
Benson (1979)
"If you had it as bad as I do,"
Benson (1979)
"you wouldn't be able to keep working."
Benson (1979)
"Some of us have to get by on raw courage."
Benson (1979)
"You want raw?"
Benson (1979)
"You should see my throat."
Benson (1979)
"Your serve."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, tell the Governor"
Benson (1979)
"I won't be in tomorrow morning."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, I can't believe you're gonna go back down there"
Benson (1979)
"without even knowing if that major's gonna be there."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, he'll be there."
Benson (1979)
"Ah, Sergeant Kingsley,"
Benson (1979)
"this is Regimental Headquarters."
Benson (1979)
"Tomorrow morning at 0900 there'll be a command inspection."
Benson (1979)
"You and Major Burton are expected to be at your desks standing tall."
Benson (1979)
"Carry on."
Benson (1979)
"Tea, Marcy?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, thank you, Gretchen."
Benson (1979)
"Listen, I'm sorry if I was a little grumpy."
Benson (1979)
"It's just that I feel terrible."
Benson (1979)
"That's all right. I understand,"
Benson (1979)
"as I am sicker than you are."
Benson (1979)
"And you always will be."
Benson (1979)
"Sergeant, it's 0900."
Benson (1979)
"Are you sure they're gonna have an inspection?"
Benson (1979)
"I called all over the post, sir, and everyone's denying it."
Benson (1979)
"So it must be true."
Benson (1979)
"Ten-hut!"
Benson (1979)
"Good to see you."
Benson (1979)
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Benson (1979)
"Morse Code for open the door."
Benson (1979)
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