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Clips from Weeds - Machetes Up Top (S05E05)

"But I have errands."
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"Mani-pedi. Gotta pick up some stretch-mark cream."
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"I'm gonna get dressed."
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"You're gonna keep me company."
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"I will keep you company."
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"Typical Nancy."
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"Typical Nancy."
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"As if I have no life. I mean, I couldn't possibly be doing anything important."
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"Ham or pepperoni?"
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"-Ham. -Ham."
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"As if I'm running a hotel here."
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"Girls, will you sit down at the counter?"
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"It's as if we're awake all night, like vampires."
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"-Catfish. -Catfish."
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"-What? -Catfish are nocturnal."
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"So are hedgehogs."
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"Yeah, as if we're catfish or hedgehogs."
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"Careful, careful."
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"Yum, yum."
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"Should we get up?"
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"In a minute. Are they looking?"
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"-Why, are you naked? -No."
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"Just a little alert."
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"What? It happens."
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"Comfy couch."
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"Happy dreams."
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"-Awake. -Awake."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Morning. How did you sleep?"
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"Were you warm enough?"
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"Andy was."
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"Okay. Here we go, girls."
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"Hey, Andy."
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"And my nephew."
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"-Shane. -Yeah, Shane."
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"Right, right."
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"-Good to see you, Scott. -Fantastic. Nancy here?"
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"No, she couldn't make it."
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"-Can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah, in a sec."
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"Great. That's great."
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"Oh, time, twins. Lock and load. Let's go."
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"-I want all of this eaten, okay? -Great seeing you guys."
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"Get yourselves some sun. You're in California, for Pete's sake."
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"They live in California, Scott. We've been to their house."
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"We've moved, but we're still in California."
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"I'll fill you in later."
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"All right, girls, let's go. Come on."
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"I didn't know, because Nancy doesn't talk to me."
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"Would you like a Hot Pocket?"
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"Can you go for a walk or something?"
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"At least get out of the way. Sit down."
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"Hey. No, no, no. Just sitting."
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"Yeah, it's time."
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"-He needs the fish. -Oh, the fish."
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"You need the fish."
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"Inside, inside. Put inside. Put inside. Inside, inside. Yeah."
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"Fish eat dead skin. $45."
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"What? Bikini wax."
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"You interested? It's my treat."
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"It hurts like hell, but Esteban really likes it."
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"I know you like to please the boss."
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"No? Okay. Back in a few."
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"Okay, relax. Sit down."
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"You like the fishy?"
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"No. No. No."
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"No, not yet finished."
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"-Hey. -$45."
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"So, Lisa Palmisano, the little bitch with the shiny shoes..."
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"...who was Christine's friend, who sat behind me in math..."
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"...she sees the cake and she says, "That's what we should call you:"
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"Chunkball Fairycake.""
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"-Now, that's her prerogative if she-- -Wait."
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"Wait."
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"Is this it? Are we home?"
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"Well, there's a creek right there. Irrigation."
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"And we've been walking for--"
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"-What grade are you up to? -Sixth."
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"Yeah, we're far enough in."
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"This could be good."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Look at that."
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"Hello, butterfly."
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"Silas, come check this out. You're gonna miss it."
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"Come here."
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"Alight upon me."
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"Alight upon me."
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"Fucker."
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"Silas?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You draining the main vein?"
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"Silas?"
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"Hey, wh--?"
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"Get out of here."
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"Lacy Laplante."
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"The name threw me off."
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"They check ID when you come here."
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"They make you fill out forms."
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"Yeah, you always did know how to keep your ass covered."
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"Hey, you bring me Krispy Kremes?"
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"I'll send you a care package. Just like you sent me."
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"Hey, why no camera in Jesus this time?"
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"I could've put on another show for you."
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"Why don't you just tell me a story?"
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"Story about what?"
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"A gringa princess who calls her DEA buddy..."
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"...and gets a magical tunnel shut down."
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"I don't know that story."
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"I know the one about the old woman, lived in a giant shoe."
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"Don't play cute, Blanca."
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"You stepped over the line this time."
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"You wanna act like a big boy, you gonna get treated like a big boy."
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"Don't think I ever acted or desired to be treated like a big boy."
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"That's right. You're all cunt, ain't you?"
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"Yeah. And titties."
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"Speaking of which..."
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"...is it true that in prison..."
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"...sometimes the bottom guys get tattoos of titties on their backs..."
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"...so that the big daddies can imagine they're looking at a woman..."
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"...when they're raping them?"
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"Do you know about that?"
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