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Clips from Weeds - Machetes Up Top (S05E05)

"I know you're the rat."
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"And rats die."
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"You might not wanna cause me stress."
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"I'm in a very delicate state."
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"Can you see I'm glowing?"
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"You got me."
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"Here I was thinking you're smart."
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"But you're a fool."
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"Ain't no ring on that finger. You're not the wife."
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"You're the knocked-up puta whore rat."
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"She end up in a landfill."
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"Lady parts all chopped out."
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"Face all unrecognizable."
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"Yeah."
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"You were an interesting person to know, Nancy Botwin."
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"Get your affairs in order, Blanca."
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"I'm not the one you gotta worry about."
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"Fuck off."
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"-Fuck, I hate this place. -This is about her, isn't it?"
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"Oh, buck up, Sourpuss."
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"You are so much better off without Quinn."
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"You're a rebel leader."
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"Do you know how many women are into that?"
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"Why do you wanna be with somebody who treats you like shit?"
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"Because I love her, okay?"
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"Or are you just telling yourself that you do?"
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"Because that's what I used to do."
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"I mean, I gave birth to her."
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"I am supposed to love her."
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"But she always has this expression like she's smelling bad cheese."
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"Yes."
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"-What is that? -I don't know."
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"There are so many non-cheese-sniffing girls out there for you."
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"Why are you still here, huh?"
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"-You remind me of her. -I am nothing like her."
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"How could you even compare me to that little bitch?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You know, you just make women wanna hit you."
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"Go. Leave."
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"You're worth nothing."
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"-Really? I can go? -The sooner, the better."
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"There is some stuff going on."
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"Yeah. I can't get involved in her stuff."
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"I mean, if she spent all her money on shoes and dresses."
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"-Can you get the other end? -Yeah."
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"If she totaled the car and didn't have insurance."
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"Or had an affair with a married guy and needs to recover at a spa--"
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"She witnessed a Korean gang war in a parking lot..."
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"...of a golf superstore."
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"It was Mafia. Choi Brothers against the Sun Hoo Clan."
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"Started with nunchackus, escalated to Glocks."
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"It's a very old rivalry, but still bitterly cantankerous."
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"Began over a girl, Mitzi Sun Hoo."
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"Name means fragile flower."
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"She was engaged to a Choi and then fell for a Sun Hoo."
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"Point is there was a shootout and Nancy saw it."
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"So she's gotta lay low until the trial."
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"If she decides to testify."
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"You know, she wants to, of course, but the price is high."
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"So if you could keep Shane, that would really help."
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"It would keep him safe."
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"Away from the Sun Hoos."
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"And the Chois."
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"Sure. No problem."
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"I'm gonna open a bottle of wine."
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"Thanks."
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"Could be in Mexico right now surveying my crops."
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"And drinking legally."
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"Not my fault."
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"Entirely your fault."
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"Well, look at this."
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"Visitors."
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"What brings you boys far into the forest?"
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"Naturalists."
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