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Clips from This Fool - The Devil Made Me Do It (S01E01)
"- Well, it's kinda hard for me to say."
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"But since I got out, there's this place I've been going to."
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"There's a minister there, Dr. Payne."
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"He's all about this shit called, um, personal accountability."
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"And part of that is facing up to people that you've hurt in the past,"
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"making amends and shit."
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"So I came here today to,"
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"to tell you that, uh,"
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"that I deeply regret shooting you in the ass."
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"You know, it was funny to me at the time,"
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"but now I realize that even though it was super funny,"
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"it was also wrong."
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"So I just wanna say to you..."
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"that I'm sorry--"
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"ANGEL: You didn't shoot me in my ass."
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"It was the devil that shot me in my ass."
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"All that crazy shit we did back in the day,"
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"the devil made us do it."
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"- Nah, homey, I'm pretty sure it was me."
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"'Cause I actually remember I was gonna shoot you in the leg,"
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"but then at the last second I thought, "Ah, fuck it."
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"It'll be funnier if I shoot him in the ass.""
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"- And who do you think told you the ass would be funnier?"
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"The devil, bro."
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"That dude's got a sick sense of humor."
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"I was just like you."
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"Weighed down by all the evil shit that I did."
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"But once I realized that it was the devil's fault,"
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"poof,"
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"all that guilt washed away."
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"So I appreciate you coming here today."
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"But you don't owe me an apology."
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"The devil did us both dirty."
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"- Hey, dawg, you sure about this devil shit?"
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"ANGEL: The devil is all around us, my dude."
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"And he's making you do shit."
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"Spread the gospel."
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"- Ah."
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"[sighs]"
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"♪ ominous music playing ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ theme music playing ♪"
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"♪"
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"MAGGIE: This bed is so tiny."
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"A grown-ass man should not be sleeping"
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"in the same place where he got his first boner."
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"- Nope. I got my first boner at church."
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"I had a crush on La Virgen de Guadalupe."
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"[Maggie chuckles]"
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"All covered up. What's under those robes, Lupe?"
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"- Fuckin' nasty, dude."
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"We should get our own place."
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"With a big-ass bed."
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"And a giant toilet for your huge-ass dumper."
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"- Heh... heh."
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"ANA: Julio, I don't even know"
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"the last time I saw your hair messy."
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"What are you trying to hide?"
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"- Let it go. - No, no, I'll show you right now."
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"- Hey. ANA and MAGGIE: Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"- Damn, okay. Ninja Warrior over here."
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"- I've seen his hair messy plenty of times."
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"Miren. I got pics."
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"[laughter] [speaking Spanish]"
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"- It sticks straight up."
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"ROCIO: Oh, that reminds me,"
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"Aiden, there's something you want to ask your tío Julio and tía Maggie."
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"- Will you be my nino and nina for my first communion?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh."
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"- Of course, mijo."
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"- Ye-yeah, mijo, we'd love it."
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"- Good luck getting rid of me now, Julio."
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"[laughter]"
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"- Hey."
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"- Jesus! You fuckin' creeper."
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"- Hey, do you really think it's a good idea"
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"to have Maggie as the godmother?"
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"- Why wouldn't it be?"
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"- Well, I think Ana's feelings are hurt because you didn't ask her."
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"You know, she's family. Maggie's not."
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"ANA: Uh, not interested. God isn't real."
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"When you die you go into the ground. End of story."
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"- See?"
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"- Well, the other thing is me and Maggie just got back together again."
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"You know our history."
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"Who knows how long we're gonna be together this time?"
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"And then Aiden could lose his nina."
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"Poor little guy."
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"- Shut up, Julio. No one gives a shit about godparents."
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"Do you remember who your padrinos are?"
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"- Socorro and Vicente. Great people."
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"I'm actually gonna go see them later."
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"- Oh, that's weird because they're dead and those aren't their names."
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"- Okay, so what are their names?"
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"I'll go visit their graves and pay my respects."
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"- I don't even believe in any of this Catholic shit anyways."
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"I'm just trying to get this over with."
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"- Wait, you don't believe? ROCIO: Ew, no."
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"Just doing it for my mom and abuelita."
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"Wait. Do you believe? - Of course not."
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"- Why do you care if Maggie's madrina?"
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"- Okay. Fine, then. Yeah. Great choice. - I know."
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"- I love it."
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"Maggie's the madrina."
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"- You dumbass."
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"♪ ominous music on TV ♪"
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"[roaring]"
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"MICHAEL: Oh, jeez. Jeez! Oh, jeez!"
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"No, no."
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"JULIO: [eerily] Aiden."
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"♪ ominous music plays ♪"
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"♪"
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"So I guess you're pretty excited to have your tía Maggie as your godmother, huh?"
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"- Yeah."
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"- The thing is, I don't think you should be."
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"Your tía Maggie, she's bad."
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