Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Spider House Rules (S12E12)

"in five, then get your ass a motorcycle!"
Bob's Burgers
"Look at you, middle-aged buddies."
Bob's Burgers
"You two gonna talk about documentaries"
Bob's Burgers
"and how many times you get up at night to pee?"
Bob's Burgers
"- (chuckles) - (phone dings)"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh. Cliff just added me to a group chat"
Bob's Burgers
"with some other dads from school"
Bob's Burgers
"that hang out together sometimes."
Bob's Burgers
"- (phone dinging) - Wow, he moves fast."
Bob's Burgers
"Two of the guys just welcomed me to the chat."
Bob's Burgers
"Thanks. Hi, guys."
Bob's Burgers
"Someone's the belle of the ball."
Bob's Burgers
"(chuckles) One of them just wrote,"
Bob's Burgers
""Just a bunch of dads to the bone.""
Bob's Burgers
"I'm gonna write something funny back."
Bob's Burgers
"Um, Dad Boys II. Like the movie?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Oh, God, can I delete? - (phone dings)"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, no, wait, one of them laughed."
Bob's Burgers
"- Oh, thank God. - (phone dinging) - (entry bells jingle)"
Bob's Burgers
"Whoa, someone's getting some texts."
Bob's Burgers
"Dad's in a group chat with Cliff and some other cute boys."
Bob's Burgers
"I mean, they may be cute, we don't know. And they're men."
Bob's Burgers
"Bob's on a group chat with people? Like, friend people?"
Bob's Burgers
"That's great. That's nice, that's great."
Bob's Burgers
"Bob's trying to make a friend that's not a customer."
Bob's Burgers
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Customers can be friends. Best friends."
Bob's Burgers
"But hey, you want me to stop coming in here to eat?"
Bob's Burgers
"Is that what you want? I'll stop."
Bob's Burgers
"If that's what it takes for our friendship."
Bob's Burgers
"Just make me, like, 200 burgers and I'll never"
Bob's Burgers
"step in here again. Unless it's in disguise."
Bob's Burgers
"It's okay, Teddy. We're-we're friends."
Bob's Burgers
"Huh, what's taking Louise so long with the trash?"
Bob's Burgers
"Tina, Gene, you want to check on your sister?"
Bob's Burgers
"Okay. Hopefully, she didn't accidentally"
Bob's Burgers
"fall in the dumpster while throwing the trash out,"
Bob's Burgers
"which has never, ever happened to me."
Bob's Burgers
"- (phone continues dinging) - Maybe switch it to vibrate, Bob?"
Bob's Burgers
"Just kinda rubbing it in, eh?"
Bob's Burgers
"Ugh. Come on, flies. Let me catch you."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm totally not gonna feed you to my spider."
Bob's Burgers
"- Louise, what are you doing? - Oh! Nothing."
Bob's Burgers
"Just, uh, throwing out the trash."
Bob's Burgers
"And, uh, trying to catch flies and put them"
Bob's Burgers
"in this Tupperware thing, because"
Bob's Burgers
"that's always been a hobby of mine."
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, listen. I didn't let Phoebe go."
Bob's Burgers
"I hid her in a shoebox in my room and now"
Bob's Burgers
"I got to feed her since she can't catch her own food."
Bob's Burgers
"Who rescued who, am I right?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, so, uh, if you help me catch some bugs,"
Bob's Burgers
"I'll let you watch me feed her."
Bob's Burgers
"- 'Cause she eats live bugs. - (gags)"
Bob's Burgers
"I mean, she doesn't eat live bugs. She does."
Bob's Burgers
"- (gags) - Come on, if you guys"
Bob's Burgers
"had a secret spider, I'd help you feed it."
Bob's Burgers
"Didn't we always promise each other that?"
Bob's Burgers
"I thought it was a secret alien robot agreement."
Bob's Burgers
"I guess that was very specific to The Iron Giant."
Bob's Burgers
"(sighs) I guess I'll help."
Bob's Burgers
"Me too. Flies usually land on me, eventually."
Bob's Burgers
"Hey, Phoebe. How's it hanging?"
Bob's Burgers
"You know, like hanging from your web? Little spider humor."
Bob's Burgers
"So, Gene and Tina are here."
Bob's Burgers
"- Hi. - Hello there."
Bob's Burgers
"LOUISE: We caught you some flies for dinner."
Bob's Burgers
"- Tina, want to do the honors? - Uh, not really?"
Bob's Burgers
"Also, I don't know how we're gonna get them"
Bob's Burgers
"out of the container without them flying away."
Bob's Burgers
"Tell them they won a free night in a fancy shoebox resort."
Bob's Burgers
"But they have to listen to a presentation about a time-share."
Bob's Burgers
"I think we just shake the container and dump them in."
Bob's Burgers
"I'll do it."
Bob's Burgers
"Shake, shake, shake. And bon appétit."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, it looks like she's wrapping it in a little blanket"
Bob's Burgers
"to keep it warm. And, oh, she's giving it a kiss."
Bob's Burgers
"- Nope. (gags) - Does this make us accomplices to murder?"
Bob's Burgers
"Now I'll never be able to run for Congress!"
Bob's Burgers
"(phone dings)"
Bob's Burgers
"You've been getting so many text messages"
Bob's Burgers
"your little phone's gonna be sore."
Bob's Burgers
"(sighs) I feel like this is more than I talk to, like,"
Bob's Burgers
"you guys. But I don't want to go silent, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm just gonna say "ha-ha" and hope that works."
Bob's Burgers
"- (phone dings) - Oh. Teddy's texting me."
Bob's Burgers
"He won't be in tomorrow for lunch because he bought"
Bob's Burgers
"a bunch of sandwich stuff and he's gonna"
Bob's Burgers
""try this making sandwiches thing.""
Bob's Burgers
"He's not gonna get it right away,"
Bob's Burgers
"but tell him to stick with it."
Bob's Burgers
"- (phone dings) - Hey. Cliff just invited me"
Bob's Burgers
"to hang out with them tonight."
Bob's Burgers
"Whoa. That's short notice, but I think"
Bob's Burgers
"- I can get you ready. - (buzzing in distance)"
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, there's the dryer. Laundry's done."
Bob's Burgers
"Everyone's gets getting clean sheets tonight."
Bob's Burgers
"Won't that be weird? Louise, I'm gonna start in your room"
Bob's Burgers
"and you get to help because of your wonderful loft bed."
Bob's Burgers
"That makes changing sheets so easy."
Bob's Burgers
"No, no, no, no, no, don't go in there. Uh..."
Bob's Burgers
"I can do it. I want to do it. I should learn,"
Bob's Burgers
"in case you and Dad die."
Bob's Burgers
"Which you will, I assume, one day."
Bob's Burgers
"Never! We'll get them to start taking echinacea"
Bob's Burgers
"and they'll live forever."
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, yup... No, that's not working."
Bob's Burgers
"What about... Nah. Nope."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah. (scoffs) I'm not doing this."
Bob's Burgers
"It'll be fine. Who needs sheets? Okay,"
Bob's Burgers
"goodnight, Phoebe... Oh, no. No, no, no."
Bob's Burgers
"Where'd she go? Where'd she go, where'd she go?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Uh-oh. Phoebe's missing? - Smart money says the flies did it."
Bob's Burgers
"Ugh, Phoebe. Why didn't you stay in the box?"
Bob's Burgers
"You mean the shoebox you trapped a wild spider in?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Yeah, I don't know. - What's Phoebe's problem?"
Bob's Burgers
"That's one of the top three boxes we have."
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, she has a belly full of flies, so she can't be moving"
Bob's Burgers
"too fast. Hopefully she hasn't made it to the living room,"
Bob's Burgers
"'cause Mom and Dad are in there watching that show"
Bob's Burgers
"about England. I think it's called Queen Time."
Bob's Burgers
Show more clips