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Clips from Family Guy - LASIK Instinct (S20E20)

"Mom, you won't believe what happened."
Family Guy
"Your video went viral."
Family Guy
"Oh, does that mean Circuit City's back?"
Family Guy
"No, it means your ICU video really connected with people."
Family Guy
"You're helping people who feel unseen, Mom."
Family Guy
"Like me. You're everywhere."
Family Guy
"Okay, so what am I supposed to do now?"
Family Guy
"Make another video."
Family Guy
"Hi, Lois, I didn't get a monkey."
Family Guy
"Off to see Bananarama. Bye."
Family Guy
"♪ I'm your Venus... ♪"
Family Guy
"Well, it's not what I thought it was gonna be either."
Family Guy
"Mom, I made some ICU T‐shirts."
Family Guy
"What's going on? Who are these people?"
Family Guy
"My team."
Family Guy
"ICU has exploded."
Family Guy
"There's ICU Fashion, ICU Skincare,"
Family Guy
"ICU Health. It is a gold mine."
Family Guy
"Okay, but what does any of this have to do with"
Family Guy
"seeing people for who they really are?"
Family Guy
"Oh, pfft, who cares about that?"
Family Guy
"I do. ICU was an idea I could really believe in,"
Family Guy
"and you're ruining it."
Family Guy
"I'm not ruining it, I'm expanding it."
Family Guy
"You know, I'm the one who went blind, Meg."
Family Guy
"I'm the one who's suffering."
Family Guy
"Now the least I can do is make some money from it."
Family Guy
"Now stand back."
Family Guy
"It's time to make another video."
Family Guy
"Hello, Seers, Lois here."
Family Guy
"You know, sometimes the darkness gets overwhelming,"
Family Guy
"and that's when I turn to ICU Essential Oils."
Family Guy
"It calms you before sleep, or you can cook chicken in it."
Family Guy
"(upbeat music playing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"I can see."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, but if anybody finds out,"
Family Guy
"it'll ruin my ICU brand."
Family Guy
"Ugh. Peter told me he'd been doing laundry."
Family Guy
"You know, now I'm even wondering if he lost those 75 pounds"
Family Guy
"like he said."
Family Guy
"PETER: What's that, Lois?"
Family Guy
"I'm just on the spin bike."
Family Guy
"Got a good sweat going."
Family Guy
"Boy, you're right, Sarah loves those hills."
Family Guy
"Okay, here's the microphone."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I see it."
Family Guy
"I‐I mean, oh, thank you."
Family Guy
"Uh, I‐is that Meg?"
Family Guy
"Mom, what's going on with you?"
Family Guy
"Nothing. Especially my eyesight."
Family Guy
"I am still very, very blind."
Family Guy
"Thank you all for coming today."
Family Guy
"I can't see you, because I'm blind,"
Family Guy
"but ICU."
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"Please be sure to try out our new colonic partnership"
Family Guy
"with increasingly irrelevant rapper Eminem,"
Family Guy
"the Eminenema."
Family Guy
"It promises to clear out "8 Miles" of mom's spaghetti."
Family Guy
"It goes in slim clear and comes out slim shady."
Family Guy
"Thank you, I'm blind."
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"That was incredible, Lois."
Family Guy
"You're a real inspiration."
Family Guy
"My name is Wanda Keptmymaidenname,"
Family Guy
"and I work for Helen."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Helen Disingenuous, the beloved daytime talk show host"
Family Guy
"who gives millions away to those in need"
Family Guy
"and is still somehow loathed?"
Family Guy
"Well, "loathed" is a little bit exactly right, but yes."
Family Guy
"I'm here, Lois, because Helen has been"
Family Guy
"following your success and would love to make it her own."
Family Guy
"Would you consider being a guest on our show?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my gosh, really? That's amazing."
Family Guy
"So I get to go to Hollywood?"
Family Guy
"We actually tape the show in Burbank."
Family Guy
"‐Oh. What's the difference? ‐(laughs)"
Family Guy
"That's hilarious."
Family Guy
"I'll have someone who makes a lot less money than me"
Family Guy
"set everything up."
Family Guy
"Meg, can you believe it?"
Family Guy
"This is gonna take ICU global."
Family Guy
"I'll be more popular than a Robert Redford clip."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys. My dad made you another list."
Family Guy
""Teach Doug to ride a bike, bake cookies,"
Family Guy
"listen to his Archer impression.""
Family Guy
"This is ridiculous. We're not doing any of this."
Family Guy
"I don't know, I kind of want to hear his Archer impression."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm curious."
Family Guy
"(as Archer): I'm an international spy, but I also do mundane things."
Family Guy
"Okay, all right. That's‐that's pretty good."
Family Guy
"But that's it. No more."
Family Guy
"Then I guess my dad will just have to sue you."
Family Guy
"You know what? Go ahead and sue us."
Family Guy
"I mean, look at this guy."
Family Guy
"What do you think you're gonna get?"
Family Guy
"We came here in his dog's car."
Family Guy
"But we had a deal."
Family Guy
"Well, the deal's off. I'll call your dad myself."
Family Guy
"No, don't."
Family Guy
"‐(phone ringing) ‐What the...?"
Family Guy
"It was you making us do all that stuff."
Family Guy
"You made fools of us, Doug!"
Family Guy
"Get him."
Family Guy
"‐(Chris grunting) ‐(Brian barking)"
Family Guy
"Dad, help."
Family Guy
"I'm not Dad. I'm Pete the Pirate."
Family Guy
"God, I already told you."
Family Guy
"Why did you do it?"
Family Guy
"Why did you make us do all that stuff"
Family Guy
"For this. I did it for this."
Family Guy
"What? What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"(sighs) I don't have a dog or a brother."
Family Guy
"Or even a father, really."
Family Guy
"But these past few days I felt like I've had all that."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, but I didn't know any other way"
Family Guy
"to get you to spend time with me."
Family Guy
"Doug, there you are. Thank God!"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
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