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Clips from Seinfeld - Good News, Bad News (S01E01)

"Yeah, sure. I was showing a condo on 48th Street."
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"Besides, you think I want to miss this?"
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"- I'm a little nervous. - Yeah. Me too."
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"If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?"
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"To see me. I work in the building."
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"What do you do?"
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"I'm an architect."
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"You're an architect?"
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"I'm not?"
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"I don't see architecture coming from you."
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"I suppose you could be an architect."
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"I never said that I was the architect."
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"- Just something else. - She's not even going to ask."
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"If we see her, which is remote."
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"What do you want me to say, I just wandered in?"
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"We're having lunch with a friend. He works here."
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"What is his name?"
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"Burt Har..."
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"...binson. Burt Harbinson."
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"- Burt Harbinson. - Right."
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"- It sounds made-up. - No good?"
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"All right."
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"Art..."
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"...Core."
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"Art Core."
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"Velay."
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"- Corevelay? - Yeah, right."
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"Well, what does he do?"
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"He's an importer."
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"Just imports? No exports?"
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"He's an importer-exporter, okay?"
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"Did Elaine ever call you back?"
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"No. I guess she's still mad."
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"I don't understand. You never talk to her about other women?"
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"Never."
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"Wait a second. That's her."
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"On the right."
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"I forgot who I am. Who am I?"
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"You're you. We're having lunch with Art Corevelay."
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"- Vandalay. - Corevelay."
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"Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it."
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"Hey, hey..."
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"Pamela's birthday party."
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"- Didn't I see you there? Jerry. - Sure. Hi."
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"- This is George. I'm sorry. - Vanessa."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taff."
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"That's right. What are you doing here?"
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"Meeting a friend for lunch. Works in the building."
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"Yeah, Art Vandalay."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Which company?"
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"- I don't know. He's an importer. - I don't really know..."
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"- Importer. - And exporter."
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"He's an importer-exporter."
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"I'm..."
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"I'm an architect."
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"Really? Well, what do you design?"
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"Railroads."
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"I thought engineers do that."
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"They can."
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"I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night."
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"Me too. My cousin had to go back to Boston."
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"- Oh, that guy was your cousin. - Yeah."
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"- And that woman was your... - Friend."
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"I'll just get a paper."
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"So..."
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"...do you date immature men?"
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"Almost exclusively."
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"I have no letters."
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"Ma, will you go already?"
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"- What are you doing? - I just want to see something."
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"You can't look in there. We're playing."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Good evening, Mr. Kramer. - Hey, Morty."
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"- Salad dressing? - Look."
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"- Quo. Is that a word? - Maybe."
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"- Will you challenge it? - Ma, you can't look up words..."
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"...in the dictionary. Dad, she's cheating."
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"Quo? That's not a word."
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"- You're such a stickler. - Well, put something down."
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"You're taking 20 minutes on this."
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"So Uncle Mac and Artie, they're all coming here before the wedding?"
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"They'll be here at 2:00."
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"Oh, Elaine called. She said she'd be here at 2:30 and she says:"
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"Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandalay."
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"- She said what? - Just what I said. Here."
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"She knows."
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"Oh, I am such a jackass."
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"- She knows what? - She knows the whole stupid thing."
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"Vanessa and the elevator."
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"No, no, that won't do. He may have a Z."
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"So how did she find out?"
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"Because Vanessa probably told Pamela..."
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"...and Pamela probably told Elaine."
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"So, what are you, afraid of her?"
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"- What else did she say on the phone? - Whatever I wrote down."
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"Yeah, but what was the tone in her voice? How did she sound?"
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"Who am I, Rich Little?"
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"Well, she can't be too mad."
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"- She's still coming to the wedding. - Yeah, but now I'm nervous."
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"Oh, stop it."
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"- Quone? - Thirty, 31, 32..."
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"Quone?"
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"No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to challenge that."
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"No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word."
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"- That's a definite word. - I am challenging."
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"Quone. To quone something."
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"I'm not playing with you anymore."
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"Quone's not a word."
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"No good. Sorry. There it is."
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"Get it off."
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"Why did you make me put that down?"
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"No. We need a medical dictionary."
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"Like a patient gets difficult, you quone him."
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"You want some funny material? You ought to come down to where I work."
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"There's a sitcom."
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"You must have quite a time down there."
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"- We got plenty of time. - Sorry. I am just waiting for someone."
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