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Clips from Family Guy - The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E19)

"You're looking well. And this is Anton."
Family Guy
"He's in the touring company of Dear Evan Hansen."
Family Guy
"My, aren't we all very modern?"
Family Guy
"He's just here 'cause I got gum on him and he stuck to my hand."
Family Guy
"Okay, that's sickening."
Family Guy
"Remember when that bear used to be yours, Chris?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you used to take him with you every..."
Family Guy
"You shut your mouth, you hear me? Shut it!"
Family Guy
"Oh, someone's tired."
Family Guy
"Brian, you want to put the baby down?"
Family Guy
"Okay, yeah, he is a little fussy."
Family Guy
"I'll take him upstairs. Come on, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Brian, he's not in Evan Hansen."
Family Guy
"He's a male prostitute."
Family Guy
"Very cheap."
Family Guy
"Please tell me Rupert looked fat, Brian. I'm begging you."
Family Guy
"He's a stuffed bear‐‐ he‐he looked enormous."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I thought so, too. Puffy, you know?"
Family Guy
"Glug, glug, glug. Someone's back on the sauce."
Family Guy
"(phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"Goodnight, Skippy."
Family Guy
"Just a warning, I had some bad experiences at camp,"
Family Guy
"so now I sleep with one eye open."
Family Guy
"(raspy breathing)"
Family Guy
"I can't believe it, Brian. I've been forgotten."
Family Guy
"I can't take it anymore! It's eating me alive!"
Family Guy
"What are you gonna to do?"
Family Guy
"I‐I need to take a trip."
Family Guy
"You know? Go on a spiritual journey."
Family Guy
"Find out who Stewie is without Rupert, you know?"
Family Guy
"I just have to get an Uber to the airport."
Family Guy
"Wait‐‐ my Uber rating is 4.2?! What happened?"
Family Guy
"(classical music playing)"
Family Guy
"(tires screech)"
Family Guy
"(Indonesian music playing)"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, I'm in Bali on a spiritual journey"
Family Guy
"but I seem to have mistakenly wandered"
Family Guy
"on to the heavy people beach."
Family Guy
"Do you happen to know where the thin, attractive beach is?"
Family Guy
"Thank you and good luck with whatever's going on with you."
Family Guy
"Hey. You should've seen the pigs where I was before."
Family Guy
"I'm only wearing a Speedo because that's what they wear"
Family Guy
"in this country."
Family Guy
"(chuckles): If I... if I weren't wearing one,"
Family Guy
"then I would stand out, right?"
Family Guy
"I'm on a spiritual journey. You?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you don't speak English. Cool."
Family Guy
"Rupert? Rupert, is that you?! You followed me!"
Family Guy
"This can be a second chance for us."
Family Guy
"Let's put everything behind... Oh... oh."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I'm‐I'm so embarrassed."
Family Guy
"You‐you look like... an old friend."
Family Guy
"He lives with someone else now."
Family Guy
"Well, sorry."
Family Guy
"You've got to get a grip on yourself, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Put Rupert and Chris out of your head."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, where are your parents?"
Family Guy
"Oh. I‐I don't... I'm‐I'm‐I'm like..."
Family Guy
"I'm like a... I'm‐I'm like a baby guy."
Family Guy
"(Italian music playing)"
Family Guy
"Mm. So anyway,"
Family Guy
"so I'm‐I'm Eat Gay Loving it and it's‐it's going great."
Family Guy
"And I... Yeah, I finally feel"
Family Guy
"like I'm getting my life together again"
Family Guy
"af‐after the breakup."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, oh, this pasta‐‐ this is amazing."
Family Guy
"This is amazing. I'm... You know what?"
Family Guy
"I'm never going to fit into that Speedo again."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Hmm? I will? Aw."
Family Guy
"Th‐The whole point of‐of this journal..."
Family Guy
"spirit... spiritual journal..."
Family Guy
"j‐journey, spiritual journey..."
Family Guy
"Why‐why was that so hard?"
Family Guy
"...is to be Stewie, you know?"
Family Guy
"Love Stewie."
Family Guy
"Love me. You know, love me."
Family Guy
"Stop‐stop pouring. Stop pouring. I can't..."
Family Guy
"I can't keep track of how much I'm drinking. Thank you."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"Thank you so much for taking me out, guys."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"The retreat is now finished."
Family Guy
"I hope you have found the peace you have come here looking for."
Family Guy
"Wow. I have so much clarity now."
Family Guy
"I know how I'm going to move on."
Family Guy
"I have to kill Chris and Rupert right away."
Family Guy
"I guess that means I'll miss that taping"
Family Guy
"of Deepak Choprah Winfrey."
Family Guy
"Everyone, check your seats!"
Family Guy
"You get diarrhea!"
Family Guy
"- (cheering) - And you get diarrhea!"
Family Guy
"And you get diarrhea!"
Family Guy
"Everyone's getting diarrhea...!"
Family Guy
"So, how was the trip?"
Family Guy
"Um, fabulous."
Family Guy
"Well, I have to say, you do look better."
Family Guy
"I feel better, Bri."
Family Guy
"It was the best thing I could have done for myself."
Family Guy
"And you're good with Chris and Rupert now?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, I'm so good."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I acted like a real tool before."
Family Guy
"You know, I'm actually gonna make it up to them."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm so glad to hear that, Stewie."
Family Guy
"What are you gonna do?"
Family Guy
"I've got something super special planned."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm happy you're back. I missed you."
Family Guy
"I'm happy I'm back, too. Oh, and you can skip India."
Family Guy
"Huh. Really?"
Family Guy
"How old is this place?"
Family Guy
"That black‐and‐white TV still has a white dot"
Family Guy
"from when they turned it off six years ago."
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris, just checking to see"
Family Guy
"how long before you and Rupert get here."
Family Guy
"Okay, see you soon, pal."
Family Guy
"Hope you're hungry. I'm making something really special."
Family Guy
"Goodness, I haven't done a maniacal laugh in a while."
Family Guy
"Hope I'm not rusty."
Family Guy
"(forced laughter)"
Family Guy
"That's perfect."
Family Guy
"Takeout's fine, he'll never know."
Family Guy
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