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Clips from Family Guy - The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E19)

"I don't know why I said I was making dinner."
Family Guy
"I'm committing a murder, I should've realized"
Family Guy
"I wouldn't also want to cook."
Family Guy
"They're here! I can't wait for Rupert to see how good I look."
Family Guy
"It'll be the last thing he sees."
Family Guy
"- Hi, guys! - Hey, Stewie,"
Family Guy
"I brought Rupert, just like you said."
Family Guy
"Yes, and nothing else, I see."
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Like dessert or a bottle of wine."
Family Guy
"It's customary to bring a hostess gift"
Family Guy
"- when invited to dinner. - I didn't know."
Family Guy
"Everyone knows that but whatever. Sit, sit, sit!"
Family Guy
"Well, how is everything?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Anton couldn't make it."
Family Guy
"Poor thing's brother has AIDS."
Family Guy
"Anyhoo, it is so good to see the two of you."
Family Guy
"This is weird. Why am I here?"
Family Guy
"For dinner. Here."
Family Guy
"What are we having?"
Family Guy
"Uh... pasta... primavera."
Family Guy
"Who made this?"
Family Guy
"I made it. I told you I was making dinner."
Family Guy
"It tastes like it's from a store."
Family Guy
"Well, it's not! You know, you're making this thing"
Family Guy
"a whole lot easier."
Family Guy
"What whole thing?"
Family Guy
"I thought I could live with the idea"
Family Guy
"of you and Rupert together, I‐I really did."
Family Guy
"I see the way he looks at you."
Family Guy
"He used to look at me like that."
Family Guy
"Knowing he loves you and not me,"
Family Guy
"it's too painful and I now realize..."
Family Guy
"Sorry, that's been bugging me all day."
Family Guy
"I now realize the only way I can go on with my life"
Family Guy
"is by ending yours."
Family Guy
"You're planning on killing me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you poisoned my food?"
Family Guy
"That's why it tastes so funny!"
Family Guy
"It's from a good store!"
Family Guy
"I thought you said you made it."
Family Guy
"I did m... All right, look,"
Family Guy
"we're‐we're getting off track here."
Family Guy
"How much longer do I have?"
Family Guy
"There's no poison in the food, Chris."
Family Guy
"Although, that actually would have been smart, wouldn't it?"
Family Guy
"Damn it. I'm sorry,"
Family Guy
"I‐I haven't done this whole Hitchcock thing before."
Family Guy
"This hasn't been very Hitchcockian."
Family Guy
"Oh, that you know."
Family Guy
"Then I'm just gonna leave."
Family Guy
"A‐And why should I bring a gift"
Family Guy
"- if you were gonna kill me? - Etiquette?"
Family Guy
"Look, I'm afraid I can't let you go, Chris."
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"‐(gasps) ‐Peter, what is it?"
Family Guy
"I forgot to record Young Sheldon."
Family Guy
"Oh, we got a nice evening for this. Nice evening."
Family Guy
"It's like the perfect temperature."
Family Guy
"I don't even need a sweater."
Family Guy
"Wait. What are you doing, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"You can turn around right now and go back home."
Family Guy
"This is your brother."
Family Guy
"(both grunt)"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"This is exactly how it happened in the movie!"
Family Guy
"How can you say this isn't like Hitchcock?!"
Family Guy
"This is from The Talented Mr. Ripley."
Family Guy
"It's not a Hitchcock film!"
Family Guy
"- It's not? - No."
Family Guy
"It was directed by Anthony Minghella."
Family Guy
"(choking): But isn't it a remake?"
Family Guy
"Of a French film! (cries out)"
Family Guy
"Oh! (grunts)"
Family Guy
"This is all because of you, Rupert."
Family Guy
"You broke my heart."
Family Guy
"- And now it's your turn. - (phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"Okay, Rupert, so remember,"
Family Guy
"we sit through a nice dinner"
Family Guy
"and then you go back with Stewie."
Family Guy
"Because I love my little brother, and so do you."
Family Guy
"You guys belong together."
Family Guy
"So... you do love me."
Family Guy
"Oh, Rupert, I love you so much!"
Family Guy
"And I didn't want to say it because I‐I didn't know if you"
Family Guy
"were going to say it back and oh, what a fool I've... Chris!"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"(panting, grunting)"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"(grunting continues)"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Come on, he's my brother."
Family Guy
"Well, you have to use a little tongue."
Family Guy
"(coughing)"
Family Guy
"(gasping)"
Family Guy
"Chris, are you all right? Please, say something!"
Family Guy
"I don't think Jordan Peele has the talent"
Family Guy
"we've attributed to him."
Family Guy
"Because of the lake water,"
Family Guy
"uh, I said some things that I did not mean."
Family Guy
"Jordan Peele is our greatest living filmmaker"
Family Guy
"and visionary,"
Family Guy
"both in comedy and in drama."
Family Guy
"There is nothing he can't do."
Family Guy
"(distorted): Good. Now let's make some twin porn."
Family Guy
"Hit me again and you got a deal."
Family Guy
"Hey, sleepyhead."
Family Guy
"- Stewie. - How ya feelin', pal?"
Family Guy
"Uh... Okay."
Family Guy
"Do you remember what happened?"
Family Guy
"- No. - That's the right answer."
Family Guy
"Well, you have a lovely day"
Family Guy
"and we'll see you when you get home."
Family Guy
"I think we can get a heart from this kid."
Family Guy
"Uhp, nope, he's up."
Family Guy