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Clips from Family Guy - The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E19)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Rupert, remember that very expensive bottle"
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"of coconut water I got from Pressed Juicery in Newport"
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"that we were saving for a special occasion?"
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"Well, I'm going to need you to get two Dixie cups"
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"and open it!"
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"I got Busy Bee for the second week in a row!"
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"Miss Debby said that I was the best at sharing and helping."
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"And she didn't even have to say that."
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"She just had a cyst removed from her ovary."
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"You were right, Rupert. I did exactly as you said."
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"I just took it one day at a time"
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"and minded my own beeswax, and now look."
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"Two weeks in a row."
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"This is good for us. This is very good for us."
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"I know I wasn't originally supportive"
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"when you joined A. A., but I have to say,"
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"I've gotten something out of it, too."
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"I mean, it works when you work, so work it."
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"Or, y‐you know, h‐however it goes."
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"The point is, together, we are unstoppable."
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"I'm going for three weeks, Rupert."
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"Nobody's ever gotten Busy Bee three weeks in a row before,"
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"and with you by my side, I know I can do it."
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"You know, you look good. I don't tell you that enough."
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"I want to show you how much I appreciate you."
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"LOIS: Stewie, are you up there?"
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"(laughs) Her timing, am I right?"
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"- LOIS: Stewie? - What?"
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"Oh, there you are, sweetie."
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"You want some animal crackers?"
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"I just went to the market and got a new crate."
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"Ugh, can't you ever come back from shopping"
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"without looking like you were getting supplies"
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"for a refugee camp?"
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"They're downstairs if you want some."
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"Get the hell out of here."
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"You know what? I actually do want some animal crackers, so..."
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"to be continued."
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"The stuff is in the top drawer,"
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"so just, you know, get it ready."
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"I'm going to do something really nice for Rupert."
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"Show him how much he means to me, Annabelle."
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"Oh, no, no. No, no, I don't want you to kill anyone."
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"- I'll let you know. - There you are."
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"What are you doing up here?"
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"Oh, hey, Bri. I'm making a collage for Rupert."
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"We've been firing on all cylinders lately,"
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"and I just wanted to let him know I care."
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"That sounds stupid."
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"Well, Annabelle doesn't think so."
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"Right, Annabelle?"
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"PETER: Holy (bleep), what is that?!"
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"Wow, look at all these old photos."
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"Aw, I was such a cute puppy."
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"That's not you. That's Snuffles."
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"- He got hit by a car. - Oh, word?"
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"You want to see something upsetting?"
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"Look at this photo of Chris."
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"He's, like, three years old, and he's in a mobility scooter"
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"rolling around an oxygen tank."
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"Wait. Is that Rupert?"
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"- Oh, yeah, I guess it is. - What's he doing with Chris?"
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"Well, Rupert belonged to Chris before he was yours."
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"- Didn't you know that? - No, I did not know that."
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"Yeah, he was named Skippy."
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"He had a different name?!"
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"Yeah, Skippy. Chris took him everywhere."
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"- Used to sleep with him, too. - You shut up!"
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"I think he was Peter's before that."
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"Oh, God, this can't be happening."
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"I thought Rupert was mine first,"
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"not some multigenerational family dong koozie."
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"We need to talk, Skippy."
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"That's right, I know all about you and Chris."
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"Ah, ah, ah, don't. Don't run out, don't run out."
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"Look, just sit right there, please."
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"I'm not angry, all right?"
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"I've j... I've had a lot of time to think,"
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"and, well, look, I‐I don't see"
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"why this has to change anything between us."
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"We both have a past."
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"(high‐pitched): Hello, I'm a lady comedienne."
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"I want to get on stage and talk about my husband"
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"and how he leaves the toilet seat up, et cetera."
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"Yeah, you don't seem like a lady."
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"Maybe a boy or a baby or something."
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"I don't know, but you're no lady."
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"How dare you, sir!"
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"Must I show you my genitalia"
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"in order to book a gig at this establishment?"
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"- Because I will. - Go on. Beat it, weirdo."
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"(regular voice): Can I just stick around a little bit"
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"so I can go up onstage when you guys win an Emmy?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Uh, I guess I'll hold it."
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"I had something memorized, and it all dumped out."
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"Uh, thank you to the Academy"
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"and to all the viewers who watch."
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"Is the light keeping you up?"
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"FYI, I'm more in love with Michelle,"
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"if that was even possible."
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"Oh. Oh, you know, I still have that headache."
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"Well, if you want to go over to Chris's room..."
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"I'm‐I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I said I wouldn't do that, and I did it."
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"I'm just gonna finish this chapter."
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"I'm trying, Rupert."
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"I really am. I want this to work."
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"It's just that sometimes I picture you in his bed, and..."
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"(breathes deeply)"
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"Anyway, big day tomorrow. They're picking Busy Bee."
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