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Clips from Family Guy - The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E19)

"I should get some sleep."
Family Guy
"(crying)"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"Nights are hard."
Family Guy
"Well..."
Family Guy
"I didn't get it. They gave Busy Bee to Frederick."
Family Guy
"Frederick!"
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna hit you, so relax."
Family Guy
"Anyway, the point is"
Family Guy
"it's not working anymore, Rupert."
Family Guy
"I can't focus. I can't concentrate."
Family Guy
"Clearly, my work is suffering."
Family Guy
"Look, we're both adults. We can split custody of Simon."
Family Guy
"I guess I'd better tell him."
Family Guy
"- Simon? - (beeps)"
Family Guy
"You know Mommy and Daddy love you very much."
Family Guy
"(beeps twice)"
Family Guy
"But Mommy and Daddy need some time apart."
Family Guy
"‐(sustained low beep) ‐Simon."
Family Guy
"Simon. Simon."
Family Guy
"Knock, knock."
Family Guy
"Stewie, can you see who's there?"
Family Guy
"- What? - Someone was knocking at the door."
Family Guy
"It‐it was me. I just went "knock, knock.""
Family Guy
"There they are again."
Family Guy
"I don't even know how to process that,"
Family Guy
"so I'm just gonna crack on."
Family Guy
"I have somebody here that would like to see you."
Family Guy
"- Your teddy bear. - You don't have to be coy."
Family Guy
"I know he was yours first."
Family Guy
"And, well, I want you to have... Skippy back."
Family Guy
"- I know you're going to try and stop me, but hear me... - Okay."
Family Guy
"Oh. Great."
Family Guy
"Then I'll just leave him here."
Family Guy
"I hope you're both very happy together, Chris."
Family Guy
"He belongs with you, not me."
Family Guy
"Well, I should get back to my book."
Family Guy
"That's a clock, but okay."
Family Guy
"This is just one night, got it?"
Family Guy
"Now, I'm going to call you Rupert."
Family Guy
"You okay with that?"
Family Guy
"And tomorrow, nothing happened."
Family Guy
"By the way, I have a Sleep Number bed."
Family Guy
"But don't worry, I don't use it for sexual purposes."
Family Guy
"(motor whirring)"
Family Guy
"What do you think of that?"
Family Guy
"That something you can work with?"
Family Guy
"(yawning)"
Family Guy
"Well, looks like someone was up late."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I tend to sleep a little longer"
Family Guy
"when I'm resting under a big, furry bear."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! They's doin' gay jokes without me."
Family Guy
"Shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay."
Family Guy
"You're part of it now."
Family Guy
"God, you're sexy."
Family Guy
"What are you looking at?! I told you that was one night!"
Family Guy
"Now get out. I called you an Uber."
Family Guy
"I'll know if you went further than your house."
Family Guy
"- Hey, what are you doin'? - Oh, hey, Bri."
Family Guy
"I was just putting some product in my hair, you know."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this looks good. Give it a little height."
Family Guy
"Let everyone know Stewie's back on the market."
Family Guy
"I heard that on Friends."
Family Guy
"Did you know they're all 60 now?"
Family Guy
"I knew Courteney Cox was."
Family Guy
"So, how you doing with Rupert gone and everything?"
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? I'm fantastic!"
Family Guy
"He was kind of holding me back, if I'm being honest."
Family Guy
"It's time I got out there again. I've had one bear my whole life."
Family Guy
"- That's not normal. - Nothing about you is normal."
Family Guy
"I mean, I've already wasted a whole year of my life with him."
Family Guy
"There's only been a year of your life."
Family Guy
"You know, all of your responses have been very similar,"
Family Guy
"so you might want to nip that in the bud."
Family Guy
"Look, the truth is, things got a bit stale between us."
Family Guy
"There wasn't one part of Rupert's body"
Family Guy
"that I didn't know by heart."
Family Guy
"None of it excites me anymore."
Family Guy
"Well, do you want me to keep an eye on Rupert for you?"
Family Guy
"Make sure he's doing okay?"
Family Guy
"No need. I turned him into a nanny cam."
Family Guy
"- A nanny cam? - Yeah, I put it inside him."
Family Guy
"Deep. It's inside him now."
Family Guy
"I‐I don't know how to respond that won't sound similar"
Family Guy
"to other responses I've made, so just, uh, continue."
Family Guy
"Right. Well, whenever Chris and Rupert interact,"
Family Guy
"ten minutes later, I'll get a chime notification on my phone,"
Family Guy
"and I can pull up the video."
Family Guy
"Why is there a delay?"
Family Guy
"Why can't you get the video immediately?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. Why can't you poop on a toilet?"
Family Guy
"- Fair. - (phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"Ah, it's chiming, it's chiming."
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, calm down, just calm down."
Family Guy
"(breathes deeply) Now, what do we have?"
Family Guy
"Oops. Sorry, Skippy."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
Family Guy
"Is Chris wearing a nicotine patch?"
Family Guy
"You know what, it's just like I said."
Family Guy
"He and Chris go together, like peaches and cream."
Family Guy
"Peaches. Peaches, I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"Damn it. You could've at least given me some warning."
Family Guy
"At least a‐a shoulder tap."
Family Guy
"I know, you're right."
Family Guy
"It's just that you're so beautiful,"
Family Guy
"I can't control myself sometimes."
Family Guy
"Aw, I can't stay mad at you."
Family Guy
"How about a kiss?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles): No‐ho‐ho‐ho. Oh, no."
Family Guy
"(forced laughter)"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, was that loud? Sorry, everyone."
Family Guy
"We're being loud. Oh, this is Anton."
Family Guy
"Stewie, let Mommy help you into your high chair."
Family Guy
"Well, I am a little wobbly today."
Family Guy
"It's your fault, you know."
Family Guy
"Stop it, we're with my family."
Family Guy
"Easy. You're pinching my pits."
Family Guy
"God, it's like being picked up with lobster claws."
Family Guy
"We hate her, by the way."
Family Guy
"Ah, I see you got my text to bring Rupert to dinner."
Family Guy
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