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Clips from Family Guy - First Blood (S20E20)

"(crickets chirping)"
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, just wanted to make sure you're okay."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I was pretty bummed, but then I found"
Family Guy
"these great desserts labeled "cow pie.""
Family Guy
"Hmm."
Family Guy
"You're off to a real bad start here, Peter."
Family Guy
"Just a real bad start."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Wow, can't believe we're doing a real cattle drive."
Family Guy
"I know, look at us."
Family Guy
"We're cowboys."
Family Guy
"Now, hold on, you fellas ain't cowboys yet."
Family Guy
"Not until you blaze your own trails."
Family Guy
"A buddy of mine in high school could blaze his own trail."
Family Guy
"Used to do it on the floor of the locker room"
Family Guy
"and we'd be like, "Aah.""
Family Guy
"While I appreciate the anecdote,"
Family Guy
"we like to keep our entendre singular"
Family Guy
"out here on the prairie."
Family Guy
"Yes, sir."
Family Guy
"What I mean, fellas,"
Family Guy
"is that to find your courage,"
Family Guy
"you need to do the last leg of this journey"
Family Guy
"on your own and drive these cattle back to camp."
Family Guy
"Awesome. I'll drive this one."
Family Guy
"Peter, the cattle chooses you."
Family Guy
"♪ But if you leave, don't look back ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'll be running the. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Rupert, where's my Kotex sanitary belt?"
Family Guy
"And do we still have any Wampole's vaginal cones?"
Family Guy
"Well, this is weird. No blood."
Family Guy
"It's only been a day, I don't understand."
Family Guy
"No, I'm not going to ask"
Family Guy
"about feminine hygiene issues on 4chan."
Family Guy
"You've got to relax with that site, man."
Family Guy
"Ah, here we are."
Family Guy
""Short-term, sporadic bleeding"
Family Guy
""is generally not due to a period,"
Family Guy
"but is more indicative of spotting.""
Family Guy
"Spotting? What's spotting?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Rupert."
Family Guy
"I'm pregnant!"
Family Guy
"How did this happen?"
Family Guy
"Ah, what do you care anyway?"
Family Guy
"I'm sure you'll do what you always do,"
Family Guy
"and bury yourself in your work."
Family Guy
"(phone vibrating)"
Family Guy
"(door opens)"
Family Guy
"I have Stewie on one."
Family Guy
"He says he's been trying your cell."
Family Guy
"Uh, Stewie, he just stepped into a meeting."
Family Guy
"We'll have to return."
Family Guy
"One... two..."
Family Guy
"This court rules that the farmer has violated"
Family Guy
"the Americans with Disabilities Act."
Family Guy
"The farm hereby belongs to the sheep."
Family Guy
"One."
Family Guy
"Guys, I can't go to sleep"
Family Guy
"without watching a Frasier rerun."
Family Guy
"Can one of you please tell me a Frasier?"
Family Guy
"All right. Once upon a time,"
Family Guy
"Frasier auditioned for a community play..."
Family Guy
"No, not that one. One-one where he's with Niles."
Family Guy
"That's fair, those are the best ones."
Family Guy
"Once upon a time, Frasier and Niles were invited"
Family Guy
"to a dinner party and both brought the same wine."
Family Guy
"(snoring)"
Family Guy
"Look at that, already asleep."
Family Guy
"Hmm, guess everyone'e sleeping."
Family Guy
"It's just me and you, Mr. Bear."
Family Guy
"(growling)"
Family Guy
"B-B-B-Bear?!"
Family Guy
"(all scream)"
Family Guy
"It's okay, guys, we might be getting attacked by a bear,"
Family Guy
"or we might just be on Bear Scares."
Family Guy
"What's Bear Scares?"
Family Guy
"Only Latvia's number-one bear prank show."
Family Guy
"- Aah! - (roars)"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Bear Scares-- Latvia's number-one bear prank show."
Family Guy
"Now available on tapes sold on blankets"
Family Guy
"by African guys in New York City."
Family Guy
"Bear Scares-- gorrgul."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 2: Bears sound different in Latvia."
Family Guy
"(growls, roars)"
Family Guy
"What are we gonna do?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no! The bear's going after Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Aah!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna run behind this tree"
Family Guy
"and then the bear's gonna drag me out."
Family Guy
"Me, and very clearly not a dummy"
Family Guy
"who he then tosses around."
Family Guy
"(growls)"
Family Guy
"Aah! Oh, no."
Family Guy
"I'm being tossed around."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. Now we're all gonna be tossed around."
Family Guy
"(growling)"
Family Guy
"PETER: Oh, no. Oh no, help."
Family Guy
"JOE: Make him stop."
Family Guy
"Aah! This is the real me!"
Family Guy
"My dummy's riding a horse!"
Family Guy
"Giddy-up. Yaw."
Family Guy
"Lil Nas X."
Family Guy
"Well, glad to see you're no longer crying on the couch."
Family Guy
"Yes, it turns out I was wrong about my period."
Family Guy
"Good. I'm glad you came to your senses."
Family Guy
"- Because I'm pregnant. - I'll pay to get rid of it."
Family Guy
"I-I'm sorry that's... that's just a reflex."
Family Guy
"Yes, I freaked out at first, too, but I..."
Family Guy
"we decided it's for the best."
Family Guy
"So, if it's a boy, I'm naming him Timothée"
Family Guy
"after Timothée Chalamet, and if it's a girl,"
Family Guy
"I'm naming her Chalamet after Timothée Chalamet."
Family Guy
"What do you mean you don't like him?"
Family Guy
"Name another A-list actor who couldn't"
Family Guy
"sit in the front of a car because he's too light."
Family Guy
"Stewie, this is ridiculous."
Family Guy
"You don't like him either?"
Family Guy
"For God's sake, he looks like a marionette"
Family Guy
"who broke loose from his strings."
Family Guy
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