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Clips from Family Guy - First Blood (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy. ♪"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Everyone, welcome to our summer block party."
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"- Now, eat and drink up. - Yeah."
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"And also enjoy Pandora. It's great music,"
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"and all the ads are tailored to me."
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"ANNOUNCER: Try Hims for Men."
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"If you're experiencing erectile dysfunction,"
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"Hims for Men delivers right to your door."
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"Don't tell your doctor about your heart problem,"
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"or he might not give you the penis pill."
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"Hims for Men."
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"Uh, must be some kind of mix-up."
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"I-I don't even know what that product is."
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"Hi. I have an unmarked, discreet delivery"
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"- addressed to "Peter Griffin's Penis"? - Ah, yes."
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"I will take these business papers. Thank you."
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"This was supposed to be here yesterday."
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"I had to use tape and a Popsicle stick."
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"All right, time to Slippery Slide."
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"You sure? Slippery Slides are a nightmare"
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"of unexpected bumps and mishaps."
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"Really? 'Cause the multicultural kids"
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"on the box seem to be having fun."
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"- Hi. - Hola."
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"I'm a real boy who was put here by a witch."
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"Okay, Bri, watch and learn."
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"(laughing)"
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"Yay! Fun!"
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"Aah! (grunts)"
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"Ah, public humiliation."
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"You must be a United States senator."
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"(laughs) Good one, Joe."
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"Come join me at the barbecue with the other favored men."
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"Yeah, we're having a blast."
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"No, no, no. No, no. No."
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"Wow, Meg insisted"
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"that one corner of the grill be vegan,"
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"and then she ate a rib in front of everybody."
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"She's all over the place today."
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"Oh, my God, there's blood in my pants."
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"And it's coming from my crotch."
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"I've seen enough commercials during The Good Wife"
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"to know there's only one explanation."
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"Rupert, I'm having my period."
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"It's a true rite of passage,"
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"like an Italian's baptism."
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"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost,"
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"you will now drive a Camaro,"
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"hate every minute of your yearly vacation to Italy"
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"and get very upset when your sister starts to date."
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"Sorry I'm late. I brought Clark."
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"MEN: Hey!"
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"Father, drown me in this water."
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"She's breaking my heart."
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"I'm exhausted. Three beers at a barbecue,"
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"and my whole night was hand-against-the-wall pees."
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"What happened to me? I feel like..."
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"I feel like I'm in a funk."
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"CLEVELAND: I'm also in a funk."
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"But, nah, I, too, feel age-related weariness."
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"Yeah, I'm also pretty down. My real estate agent died."
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"- What? - My real estate agent."
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"Like most single men, my only Christmas cards"
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"are from my realtor and the guy who sold me my car."
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"We kind of aged together."
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"♪ I seem to recognize ♪"
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"♪ Your face ♪"
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"(dialogue inaudible)"
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"♪ Haunting familiar, yet I can't seem ♪"
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"♪ To place it ♪"
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"♪ Cannot find the candle of thought ♪"
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"♪ To light your name ♪"
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"♪ Lifetimes are catching up with me ♪"
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"♪ All these changes taking place ♪"
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"♪ I wish I'd seen the place ♪"
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"♪ But no one's ever taken me ♪"
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"♪ Hearts and thoughts, they fade ♪"
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"♪ Fade away ♪"
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"♪ Hearts and thoughts, they fade ♪"
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"♪ Fade. ♪"
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"How did he die?"
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"He was screwing a client's wife,"
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"and the guy shot him."
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"You know, I'm pretty down, too."
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"The other day, I was watching the birthdays segment"
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"on Entertainment Tonight."
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"Axl Rose is 60."
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"Wow, 60? Cleveland, how old is Heavy D?"
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"- Dead. - Aw, that sucks."
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"And I don't know about you guys,"
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"but I'm terrified of everything now."
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"Like teenagers."
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"I hear that. If I see one on my route,"
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"I don't deliver the mail."
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"- What do you do with it? - Throw it in the ocean."
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"A seagull once fished out a college acceptance letter."
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"Got to go to Fordham."
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"Welcome to the Fordham class of 2026."
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"(seagull squawking)"
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"(chuckles): All right. Glad someone's excited."
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"Man, what the hell happened to us?"
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"Why are we such losers?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Sounds like you fellas are finding yourselves in a trough."
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"Oh, hey, Mr. Mayor. How are you?"
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"Hey, can we talk about expanding bike lanes in urban centers?"
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"- Quagmire, shut up. - You shut up."
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"We're not gonna change the Earth with silence, Peter."
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"If I may say so,"
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"I think you boys need to stop sitting in bars and cubicles"
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"and go recapture your frontier spirit."
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