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Clips from Family Guy - First Blood (S20E20)

"He's a daintier Eddie Redmayne."
Family Guy
"If there's another actor who you can put in your checked baggage"
Family Guy
"without going over the limit, I'd like to hear it."
Family Guy
"Damn it, Stewie, you're not pregnant."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. The dog knows"
Family Guy
"he'll lose attention when the baby comes."
Family Guy
"You are the baby! A male baby."
Family Guy
"Look, I know all kids"
Family Guy
"like to play make-believe and pretend to be adults."
Family Guy
"Sometimes they even convince themselves of it."
Family Guy
"Now, you've brought a new twist to this--"
Family Guy
"I don't want to diminish how weird this is--"
Family Guy
"but it's time for it to stop."
Family Guy
"Because for God's sake, you are not pregnant."
Family Guy
"(crying)"
Family Guy
"Okay, look, I-I didn't mean to break it to you so harshly."
Family Guy
"No, no. I just realized"
Family Guy
"now that I'm pregnant, I can't eat sushi."
Family Guy
"(sighs) You know what? Fine."
Family Guy
"- You're pregnant. - Thank you."
Family Guy
"It's just too bad you're gonna gain all that weight."
Family Guy
"- What? - When you're pregnant, you gain, like, 30 pounds."
Family Guy
"30 pounds?"
Family Guy
"But I only weigh 15."
Family Guy
"Well, no matter. At least I'll sleep comfortably"
Family Guy
"and continue to have the same-sized, not-swollen feet."
Family Guy
"But I just bought Thom Browne boots."
Family Guy
"I got them for myself as a push present."
Family Guy
"Sorry, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Enjoy the miracle of life."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear. Perhaps being pregnant"
Family Guy
"will be more difficult than I thought."
Family Guy
"And we still have to plan a gender reveal party."
Family Guy
"Okay, would you rather do a cake reveal"
Family Guy
"or burn Napa to the ground?"
Family Guy
"(birds chirping)"
Family Guy
"Oh, man, that bear kicked our asses."
Family Guy
"Well, thank God we're all okay."
Family Guy
"Good job, Joe. You stayed positive."
Family Guy
"It's why you're the rock of the group."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, where's my cowboy hat?"
Family Guy
"I think the bear took it."
Family Guy
"Who gives a (bleep)?"
Family Guy
"What the hell, Joe?"
Family Guy
"I always saw you as the rock of the group."
Family Guy
"Damn it!"
Family Guy
"Don't you see, fellas?"
Family Guy
"We made a oath to the mayor to get our manhood back."
Family Guy
"And our hats are that manhood."
Family Guy
"So, we've got to find that bear and get it back."
Family Guy
"I don't know, that sounds dangerous."
Family Guy
"Come on, the whole reason we came here"
Family Guy
"is 'cause we've turned into cowards."
Family Guy
"The mayor wanted us to finish this cattle drive"
Family Guy
"like real cowboys, and that's exactly what we're gonna do."
Family Guy
"We'll do it with courage and teamwork."
Family Guy
"Who's with me?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's the spirit."
Family Guy
"Well, Bri, I'm heading out for sushi in my new boots."
Family Guy
"So I'm guessing you got rid of the baby?"
Family Guy
"Yes, it was a tough decision."
Family Guy
"But today I took a morning-after cocktail"
Family Guy
"of Flintstones vitamins, Ovaltine, castor oil,"
Family Guy
"and a splash of Dr. Pepper, since its name"
Family Guy
"is both a medical professional and a vegetable."
Family Guy
"Well, I think you made the right decision."
Family Guy
"Me too. I'm probably the only person"
Family Guy
"under 18 ever to say this, but being pregnant is fun"
Family Guy
"until it forces you to make sacrifices in any way."
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah, I guess that's an okay takeaway."
Family Guy
"I just hope little Timothée or Chalamet understands."
Family Guy
"I think he or she would have grown up"
Family Guy
"to be a strong woman"
Family Guy
"or a very weak man."
Family Guy
"So, uh, you know that you were never pregnant, right?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I went to the hospital for a sonogram"
Family Guy
"and got yelled at by an angry nurse."
Family Guy
"In case you were wondering whether she likes nonsense,"
Family Guy
"she, um... she does not."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"I can't believe we haven't found the bear yet."
Family Guy
"I was sure he'd be lured in by my tax portfolio seminar."
Family Guy
"(growling)"
Family Guy
"(all scream)"
Family Guy
"Aah!"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. I'm gonna get Revenant-ed."
Family Guy
"Remember that movie we all said was amazing"
Family Guy
"and then immediately forgot?"
Family Guy
"(roars)"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Peter, we got this."
Family Guy
"(roaring)"
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"- Yeah! - All right!"
Family Guy
"And I lassoed his neck so he can masturbate."
Family Guy
"Now give me back my hat, you son of a bitch."
Family Guy
"WEST: Good job, fellas."
Family Guy
"You really showed me something."
Family Guy
"(all gasp)"
Family Guy
"Old Man West?"
Family Guy
"The owner of the ranch?"
Family Guy
"Peter, this isn't Scooby-Doo."
Family Guy
"You ever notice how most Scooby-Doo villains"
Family Guy
"are small businessmen?"
Family Guy
"Who doesn't like small businessmen?"
Family Guy
"Odd choice by the creators."
Family Guy
"Sorry to put you boys through the paces,"
Family Guy
"but I felt like you needed a little nudge"
Family Guy
"to find your courage."
Family Guy
"Here, Peter, you earned this."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Mr. Mayor."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna wear this hat forever."
Family Guy
"Actually, Peter,"
Family Guy
"the hat chooses you."
Family Guy
"♪ If you leave, I won't cry ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I won't waste one single day. ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's good to have you home, Peter."
Family Guy
"Thanks."
Family Guy
"The ranch was nice,"
Family Guy
"but I think the big lesson here"
Family Guy
"is that no experience is worth"
Family Guy
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