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Clips from Family Guy - First Blood (S20E20)

"Two terrible airlines?"
Family Guy
"I own a dude ranch on the outskirts of town."
Family Guy
"You fellas should spend a weekend there."
Family Guy
"You'd be surprised what a man can achieve"
Family Guy
"when he steps away from the comforts of city life."
Family Guy
"I bet you'll find your courage"
Family Guy
"and, who knows, maybe even some peace of mind."
Family Guy
"Well, I think going there sounds like a great idea."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's exactly what we need."
Family Guy
"- I'm in! - I've never seen a horse."
Family Guy
"Great, it's settled. We are going to a dude ranch."
Family Guy
"- All right! - Yeehaw!"
Family Guy
"I happen to know Austin, Texas, has eight-foot bicycle lanes."
Family Guy
"Now, I'm not looking for anything that expansive,"
Family Guy
"but if a greener Quahog is what we're after,"
Family Guy
"I think we've got to start moving the needle."
Family Guy
"Oh, so just get rid of the sidewalks?"
Family Guy
"That's not what I'm saying, Joe."
Family Guy
"It sounds like that's what you're saying."
Family Guy
"Hey, whatever this is?"
Family Guy
"Wrap it up before y'all show up to the ranch."
Family Guy
"Yes, sir. And do we need special clothes"
Family Guy
"- for ranch dressing? - I'd wrap that up, too."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"(car door closes)"
Family Guy
"- Wow, look at this place. - It's pretty cool."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's a horse. I've seen those."
Family Guy
"- Morning, fellas. - Morning, Mr. Mayor."
Family Guy
"Hey, can I get a room far away from the ice machine?"
Family Guy
"- Ice machine? - See, that's..."
Family Guy
"that's why I want to be away from it."
Family Guy
"Fellas, I think we had a miscommunication."
Family Guy
"This isn't a hotel. It's a working ranch."
Family Guy
"You'll do your chores during the day"
Family Guy
"and sleep in the barn at night."
Family Guy
"What? I thought this was a vacation."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I thought it'd be fun, like Young Guns"
Family Guy
"with Kiefer Sutherland and Blue Diamond Walnuts."
Family Guy
"Sorry, but you're not gonna find"
Family Guy
"your pioneer spirit in a hotel."
Family Guy
"Here, have a hat."
Family Guy
"My own cowboy hat."
Family Guy
"Listen up. This isn't just a hat."
Family Guy
"It's an oath."
Family Guy
"An oath that you'll live by the cowboy's code of honor."
Family Guy
"You'll wear it at all times."
Family Guy
"You'll put it over your face when you sleep,"
Family Guy
"over your chest when you're delivering bad news,"
Family Guy
"and over your privates when an outhouse"
Family Guy
"falls down comically around you."
Family Guy
"PETER: Aah! Help!"
Family Guy
"Mine's small enough that I don't need the hat."
Family Guy
"We're gonna fix that."
Family Guy
"Oh, Rupert, I need my heat pad,"
Family Guy
"I need Kate, I need Leo,"
Family Guy
"and I need ice cream."
Family Guy
"And I need not a word from you about it."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Stewie. - Oh, hey, Bri."
Family Guy
"Guess who woke up to a Red Dawn?"
Family Guy
"- What? - You know."
Family Guy
"Bobbin' with the Red Robin."
Family Guy
"Call off The Hunt for Red October, because we found it."
Family Guy
"Red Rover, Red Rover,"
Family Guy
"can't go in the pool today, over."
Family Guy
"None of these are actual phrases."
Family Guy
"Says the man."
Family Guy
"I'm having my period."
Family Guy
"It's like The Shining elevator down there."
Family Guy
"My 21st Century Box"
Family Guy
"has been conquered by Eric the Very Red."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this is getting dangerously close"
Family Guy
"to a Will & Grace now."
Family Guy
"But if you're bleeding down there, it's clearly"
Family Guy
"because you hurt yourself on the Slippery Slide."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? If I'm not having my period,"
Family Guy
"then why am I drinking herbal tea"
Family Guy
"from a large earthenware mug with no handle on it?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, trust me, boys can't get periods."
Family Guy
"Brian, it's 2022-- there's no such thing as a boy anymore."
Family Guy
"Or a girl. Just a vast sea"
Family Guy
"of chubby "theys" and "thems,""
Family Guy
"so coddled by their sanctimonious woke parents"
Family Guy
"who think activism is virtue-signaling on Instagram."
Family Guy
"If Martin Luther King could come back,"
Family Guy
"and see what they were doing in his name,"
Family Guy
"he'd never stop throwing up."
Family Guy
"(slurping)"
Family Guy
"Maybe..."
Family Guy
"maybe you are having your period."
Family Guy
"If you fellas are gonna become cowboys,"
Family Guy
"the first thing we need to do is pair you all up"
Family Guy
"- with a horse. - Great."
Family Guy
"- I want this one. - Now, hold on, Peter."
Family Guy
"Real cowboys don't choose their horse."
Family Guy
"The horse chooses them."
Family Guy
"♪ If you leave ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Don't leave now ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Please don't take ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ My heart away ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Promise me ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Just one more night ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Then we'll go our separate ways ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ We've always had time on our sides ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Now it's fading fast ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Every second, every moment ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ We've got to, we gotta make it last ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I touch you once ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I touch you twice ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I won't let go at any price ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I need you now like I need you then ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ You always said we'd still be friends ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Someday ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ If you leave, I won't cry ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I won't waste one single day ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But if you leave, don't look back ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'll be running the other way ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Seven years went under the bridge ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Like time standing still ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Heaven knows what happens now ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ You've got to, you got to say you. ♪"
Family Guy
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