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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Haiti Sings the Blues (S01E01)

"Hell no! Damn Haiti Lady."
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"Tomorrow, I'm gonna settle this curse thing man to man."
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"Haiti Lady's not a man."
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"Well, then, mustache to mustache!"
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"Okay. Good night."
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"Abracadabra, alikazam, take this hex from off my man."
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"Muriel!"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"Everybody up on the roof!"
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"All right, I'm hexing all your vegetables!"
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"MAN: Shut up!"
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"I'm gonna hex 'em!"
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"Iggity bibbity bibbity boo!"
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"♪ Mama say mama sa ma-ma cu sa"
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"♪ Mama say mama ha ma-ma cu sa"
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"♪ Mama say... Help me sing it ♪"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Did she curse his zozo or his brain?"
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"Yeah. People!"
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"Listen here and listen good!"
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"I am not cursed!"
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"I have lived in the projects all my life,"
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"and I have been your janitor for 35 years."
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"Does that sound like somebody that's cursed to you? ALL: Uh-huh."
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"The first sign of being cursed is denial."
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"He's textbook. Mmm!"
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"Look, if I was cursed, could I walk a straight line with my eyes closed?"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"All right, I had a 40 for breakfast."
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"AVERY: Cursed and drunk. That's what's wrong with him."
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"So y'all say I'm cursed, huh?"
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"I'm cursed, right?"
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"Well, if that's true, then everything I touch will wither and die, right?"
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"ALL: Mmm-hmm."
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"Well, then, take a look at something plump and juicy."
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"Not him, my grapes."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"ALL: Holy crap!"
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"Yeah, I been touching them all week."
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"And they're hellishly sweet."
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"Mmm."
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"Why ain't his grapes all dry and wrinkly?"
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"I know dry and wrinkly, and this ain't it."
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"Mmm."
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"I'm sure Haiti Lady has a good explanation."
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"Tell us, Haiti. Uh..."
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"Yeah, Haiti Lady, tell them why my grapes haven't felt your wrath yet."
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"It's a slow curse."
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"Slow curse? It was a no curse."
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"No, a reverse curse. Not only on my grapes growing,"
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"but my zozo has never been better."
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"Tell 'em, Muriel."
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"It's very nice."
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"Nice? It's the eighth wonder of the world!"
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"You anger the spirits with your mockery."
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"And you're cheesing me off too!"
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"Well, why don't you punish me?"
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"Come on, do some of that voodoo that you don't do so well."
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"I don't perform on demand!"
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"That's 'cause your mojo can't go no mo', that's why."
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"Oh, please!"
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"Okay, well, why don't you do something?"
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"Make that scarecrow come to life."
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"(ALL ENCOURAGING)"
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"Shoot him! Fine!"
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"I will give life to the scarecrow."
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"But his views and opinions are his own"
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"and do not reflect those of this Haitian or its management."
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"Come on, Ball."
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"Work with me."
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"(ULULATING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Holy Smokey Robinson! It's a miracle!"
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"What the..."
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"I don't recall ordering a wakeup needle."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, Haiti Lady, it's amazing."
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"You brought a crackhead to life."
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"How can we ever thank you?"
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"Your powers are so... So powerful!"
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"It's not true, Mambo Garcelle."
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"You're still evil, right?"
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"Here, take this flower. You could make it wilt."
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"Show 'em."
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"Yeah. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
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"You heard the boy. Damn it!"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"ALL: Hmm!"
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"Why didn't she wilt the flower?"
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"Yeah, what's wrong with her?"
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"She ain't got game."
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"HAITI LADY: Yesterday was just a fluke."
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"I still got it. Hmm, yes."
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"Eh? Who are you mad at today, Mrs. Avery?"
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"Mambo Garcelle hex them cheap."
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"Make them suffer."
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"I'm full of love today."
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"Not one ounce of hate"
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"or vile or venom or spite or nasty."
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"Oh, that boiling rage just makes you sick!"
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"Nope, just love."
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"You up for a seance tonight?"
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"We could try to reach your beloved Esperansa."
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"I just bought four cartons of unfiltered Luckies."
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"I'll see her soon enough."
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"Poppa Hudson?"
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"I brought your stretch mark cream."
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"(STAMMERING) I decided I like my stretch marks!"
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"Stripes make me look thinner!"
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"It's not voodoo."
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"It's Mary Kay."
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"Oh! Leave it on the mat."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"What's wrong with me?"
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"I used to be powerful."
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