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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Haiti Sings the Blues (S01E01)

"I still am."
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"Oh, Ball, bring on fire."
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"I command you now!"
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"Make these oily rags burst into flames!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"By the power of Ball, burst into flames!"
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"It worked last night at Voodoopalooza."
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"Oh, it's hopeless."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Something's wrong here."
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"I stomp and stomp and stomp, and I never get any wine!"
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"Don't you need the drain stopper?"
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"Just give me some grapes!"
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"Hmm. Look at these beauties."
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"Cursed, huh?"
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"Ought to have Haiti Lady curse my 40, make it into a 60."
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"Hey, get that, Muriel? Twice as big!"
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"(LAUGHS) That's a good one."
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"Maybe I ought to zing the Haiti Lady with that one!"
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"Thurgood, maybe you should lay off Mambo Garcelle."
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"She has feelings too."
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"She started it!"
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"Thurgood, you're being a child."
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"Am not!"
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"I'm beginning to think Haiti Lady really did curse you."
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"She made your heart wither."
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"Well, that shows you what you know."
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"The doctor says my heart's enlarged."
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"You crazy. Withered heart. (SCOFFS)"
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"Haiti Lady, what are you doing?"
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"I decided to move back to Haiti."
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"Well, we all sorry to see you go."
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"Well, how much for that doll of Super?"
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"Well, the crotch is shot."
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"$6."
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"Calvin, put down those snakes and snails and puppy dog tails!"
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"Those not for little boys."
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"(LAUGHING) Hey, hey, Haiti Lady!"
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"Why don't you hex my lottery ticket for me?"
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"I wanna buy a yacht so I can sail the high seas"
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"when I'm drinking my wine."
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"Hey, what's all this?"
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"Nobody needs a washed-up voodoo queen."
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"I'm gonna make $50 at this rummage sale"
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"and go back the richest woman in Haiti."
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"(GASPS) You moving back to Africa because of me?"
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"Oh, look, I admit I humiliated you"
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"and that paperweight you call a god, but other than that,"
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"haven't I always treated you with respect, Haiti Lady?"
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"First of all, my name isn't Haiti Lady."
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"Whatever. Well, I've got to get packing."
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"Congratulations."
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"Your evil's stronger than mine."
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"Evil? Hmm..."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm not evil. I just wanted to make some bootleg wine."
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"Man."
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"I don't know why Haiti Lady's gotta leave."
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"This is all my fault."
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"Me and my sour grapes."
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"Sour grapes?"
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"Hey, that's it. Eureka Badu!"
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"Now I'd like to welcome everybody"
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"to the first Hilton-Jacobs banquet."
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"Homegrown produce like this"
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"puts us one step closer to self-sufficiency."
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"Africa apate uhuru!"
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"And as Jimmy points out, freedom for Africa."
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"Look at the great bounty spread before us."
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"Potatoes, tomatoes, Calvin's brussels sprouts."
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"Ha! Now you all have to eat them!"
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"And let us all admire Bebe's firm, ripe melons."
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"(ALL APPLAUDING) JUICY: Oh, very firm."
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"What about my banana squash?"
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"(SPARSE APPLAUSE)"
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"Yeah, and don't forget the Rasta's brownies."
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"We'll save those for dessert."
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"We don't want to spoil our appetites."
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"Not to worry, man."
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"And now I'd like to give the floor to Haiti Lady."
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"Mambo Garcelle."
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"We'll dance later, Muriel."
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"Haiti Lady's talking."
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"I just want to say that even though I'm leaving,"
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"you'll always have a place in my broken heart."
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"And, scarecrow, I'll miss you most of all."
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"Smokey, I want my raggedy pants back!"
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"No, you don't."
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"All right. Now I'd like to propose a toast."
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"To our guest of honor, Haiti Lady."
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"Mambo! (WHISPERING) Later."
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"Good luck in your new life,"
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"and may you live 100 years, and may I live 100 minus a day,"
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"so I don't have to see nice people like you pass away."
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"Thurgood, that's beautiful."
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"Yeah, I printed it on the back of every bottle"
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"of Baron Von Thurgood's Spring Time Frolic."
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"It's fortified!"
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"ALL: To Haiti Lady."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)"
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"This tastes like vinegar."
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"Bad vinegar."
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"Vinegar? But how?"
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"(STAMMERING) My wine!"
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"My wine, I just... I don't understand it!"
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"I... How could it have happened?"
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"How could it have turned so... So sour!"
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"Where's your Donkey Jaws now!"
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"Wait a minute! Maybe it could..."
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"This wine is cursed!"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Yep, it's definitely cursed."
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"I tell you, I've had some damn wine before, but this is the damndest."
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"It's Mambo Garcelle's curse."
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"Your grapes rotted, just like she said."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Yay!"
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"Let me see that."
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"Oh! It is rotten."
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"You see? I told you. It was a slow curse."
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