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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Haiti Sings the Blues (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time in the projects..."
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"Morning, boys."
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"LL Coo J, Coo-lio, Koo Moe Dee."
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"It's feeding time."
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"And we'll pour a little on the side for the Notorious B.I.R.D."
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"♪ Baby, baby ♪"
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"(IMITATING COOING)"
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"Don't it just break your heart"
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"when you drop 'em in the boiling water?"
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"Hey, get out of here! This ain't no damn Popeyes! Go on, get!"
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"(WHIMPERING) Coo, coo."
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"Oh, all right, here."
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"(RASTA MAN COUGHING)"
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"What the Hell DeBarge?"
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"Rasta Man, what's going on up here?"
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"I'm tending to my gan... (CLEARS THROAT) Garden."
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"Hmm!"
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"You know, I never even knew there was a garden plot up here."
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"Too damn bad this whole place had to go to pot like this."
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"Ah, if only whole place had gone to pot."
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"You know, folks could have a real garden up here."
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"Plant some nice flowers and vegetables."
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"Yeah, flowers and vegetables."
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"Now, how we gonna get rid of this stuff?"
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"Uh, we could burn it."
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"Hey, there you go."
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"RASTA MAN: God bless you, brother."
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"Uh, quiet down, please."
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"If you will, please just... (SHUSHES) You're... All right, thank you."
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"Earlier today, I was on the roof"
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"burning some garbage with the Rasta Man."
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"And I had this idea."
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"Well, actually, the idea belonged to the giant Donkey Jaws"
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"that was hovering in the sky above me."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Both I and Donkey Jaws thought it would be a great idea"
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"to start a community garden on the rooftop. Any questions?"
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"Yes?"
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"Yeah. What does Donkey Jaws look like?"
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"Hey, we ain't talkin' about Donkey Jaws. That's not important."
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"Well, if Donkey Jaws loves us,"
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"why is there so much evil in the world?"
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"Can we get off Donkey Jaws, please?"
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"Now think about it."
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"Wouldn't it be nice to grow our own produce?"
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"I'm good with a hoe."
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"And he's a good gardener too! (LAUGHS)"
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"All right, now you're catching on."
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"We're a community. We should be self-reliant."
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"Can we still keep our government handouts?"
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"Naturally."
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"Then self-reliant we be!"
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"(ALL AGREEING)"
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"THURGOOD: And so may this garden thrive."
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"Not just this year, but as long as our children"
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"and our children's children"
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"and our children's children's children"
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"shall live in this housing project."
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"ALL: Amen."
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"Now let us thank God with a moment of silence."
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"HAITI LADY: Oh, spirit of the dead,"
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"bring life to this garden."
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"May our roots suck strength from the depths of hell..."
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"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What kind of blessing was that?"
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"Hell? We got kids here, damn it!"
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"Damn it, damn it, damn it!"
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"Now see what you did? You interrupted me blessin'."
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"Why you prayer hatin'?"
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"Because I'm the boss."
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"This is my community garden for everybody."
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"We'll call you when we dedicate a dumpster."
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"(MUTTERING THREATENINGLY)"
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"(JABBERING)"
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"Doesn't anyone here speak English?"
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"Ah, it feels so good to get back to the soil."
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"What are you gonna plant, Goodie?"
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"Wine."
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"♪ Gonna plant a grapevine"
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"♪ Mmm, not much longer till I have wine"
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"♪ Baby ♪ Hmm."
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"Thurgood, are you seeing the Donkey Jaws again?"
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"Huh, what?"
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"Juicy, what are you doing?"
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"Planting M&M's."
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"You can't plant no M&M's."
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"Ooh, I wanna grow candy!"
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"Juicy, don't listen to him."
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"You can do anything if you really believe it."
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"You mean I could be thin?"
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"Now, do you really believe that?"
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"Nah! (LAUGHING)"
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"I'll go plant some Twinkies too."
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"(GUNSHOTS) AVERY: Back off, Sanchez!"
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"Hey! Whoa, hey, Mrs. Avery! Stop shooting at Sanchez!"
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"He's planting his tobacco on my land!"
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"Well, you're just digging a big hole."
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"At least I'm planting something."
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"I'm planting something! Me!"
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"Sanchez, you know better than to plant on Mrs. Avery's grave."
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"Where we gonna dance?"
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"Oh, you wanna dance?"
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"Dance!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"People! People! What's all the trouble here?"
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"Hey, beat it, Haiti Lady. I've got everything under control."
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"Haiti Lady, thank goodness you here."
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"I need you to put a whammy on Sanchez."
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"Again? Wasn't his throat enough?"
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"Hey... THURGOOD: Oh, please."
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"The only magic she got is Magic Shave,"
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"and clearly that don't work either."
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"Hmm!"
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"No, no, she has voodoo."
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"I didn't get this throat by chance."
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"I have the power, and I'll prove it."
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"You will both die in the future!"
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"Stick a fork in me. I'm done."
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"What kind of pointless curse is that?"
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"You might as well just curse the projects and make everybody poor!"
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