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Clips from Weeds - The Three Coolers (S04E04)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Please don't put me back in jail."
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"- I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is. - I can do that."
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"I wanna know how she knows this man."
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"When they met and who introduced them."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Learned all you need? Wanna make a real run?"
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"Let's go next door to the pet store."
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"We researched insurance policies on the municipal buildings."
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"How'd it go at the track today? Catch a few winners?"
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"No, not one?"
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"Anything? Shocking."
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"- What did she say? - Kill me."
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"That I wanna kill my mother? That I want her dead?"
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"- I wish this would all go away? - Yeah."
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"We decided it would be best to pull the plug, though."
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"Let her rest in peace."
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"That's it."
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"She's still breathing."
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"Shane."
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"Get Mommy a pillow."
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"Isn't that a fire hazard?"
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"It's on a dish."
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"What if there's an earthquake?"
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"I think the odds are in your favor..."
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"...that two houses you live in won't burn down."
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"Although your mother is a wild card."
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"Could we all settle down and honor the dead a little here?"
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"Did she leave a will?"
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"Yeah. Everything's mine."
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"Okay. Let's take off our shoes and sit..."
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"...and pay respect to a courageous woman..."
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"...who escaped the clutches of Adolf Hitler..."
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"...to live a long, productive life."
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"Only to be snuffed out by a hypo-allergenic pillow..."
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"...from Bed Bath & Beyond."
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"Sit."
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"Now what?"
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"Now we remember."
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"Soon we'll eat."
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"And then we'll remember more."
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"How come we never did this for Dad?"
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"Mommy was too sedated to think of it."
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"How long do we sit and remember and occasionally break for snacks?"
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"Seven days."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Shane, make sure the front door is left open."
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"During shiva, people usually come by."
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"They'll bring food and pay their respects."
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"How is it that all Jews aren't morbidly obese?"
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"Everything revolves around food."
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"So sorry for your loss."
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"Bob Warden. Beachfront Realty."
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"This is from my mom."
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"That's so generous."
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"She owns a cheese store."
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"Rad, honey, take off your skatey, wheelie thingies."
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"What's up, dude?"
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"Please get out of my house."
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"Hello. I'm Katie Thatcher."
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"I'm so sorry for your loss."
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"She was a lovely woman."
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"Shit."
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"Katie."
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"Bob."
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"Hi, kids."
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"We're sitting shiva for Bubbie."
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"- Doug? - Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed."
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"- Who the fuck are you? - Doug Wilson. Who are you?"
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"Lenny Botwin. I own the house."
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"I don't think it's cool if you crash."
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"I got the entire town of Majestic up in my grill, Nance."
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"I need somewhere to lay low. I could sleep in my minivan."
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"I just need a place to bust out my nug nugs."
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"Who are you to tell him he could stay here?"
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"- He's my friend. - My mother died."
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"My grandmother died."
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"- Putz. - Asshole."
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"Humboldt Fog. Nice."
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"- So how did Grandma die? - Mom killed her."
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"You're grotesque."
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"The jackpot's up to $350 million."
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"So mind your own fucking business."
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"Quik Mart, up the street."
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"They're her holocaust numbers."
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"Hey, man. They're obviously lucky. She survived."
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"What the fuck is that?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"They're from a friend of mine."
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"Three. Two."
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"One."
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"Attention, beloved mixed-marriage family."
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"Shiva is over."
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"And this house is now for sale."
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"Unless you're in a position to pay me a million and a half dollars..."
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"...I suggest you find alternate accommodations immediately."
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"Where are we gonna live?"
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"Apparently that's of no concern to your loving grandfather."
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"This house should stay in the family."
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"For you, I'm gonna knock off a hundred grand."
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"I won't have to pay the commission."
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"- That's a good deal. - I wanna stay. I'm not leaving."
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"Fine. It'll add to the value of the house."
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"Three bedrooms, two baths and a little boy."
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"- I can sell it to a priest. - You could stay in my minivan."
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"- I gotta get my own place. - I said, I'm not leaving."
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"I heard you, Shane. I get it. I'll be back later."
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"- Another bed skirt? - Dust ruffle."
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"I just wanted to say, it's been an amazing experience..."
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"...to have been here with you for the last few days."
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"I mean, your mother --"
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"She seemed like an extraordinary woman."
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"Bob, I'm touched by your outpouring of emotion."
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"And I think Bubbie would've been too. Thank you."
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"But I'm gonna go with the hot chick who walked in here on Tuesday."
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"You're a piece of shit."
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"- Who's there? - Nancy."
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"We used to have a Nancy. She was a good worker."
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"But she stopped showing up and we gotta kill her."
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