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Clips from Weeds - The Three Coolers (S04E04)

"Seven days cooped up with the family felt like death."
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"Damn, if I had to sit home for seven days..."
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"...every time a family member dropped dead..."
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"- ...I'd never leave the fucking house. - Thanks for the flowers."
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"You're really not supposed to send flowers to a Jewish funeral -- Shiva."
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"Whatever. Still, very thoughtful."
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"I had to smother a guy with a pillow once too."
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"My arms got tired. You?"
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"Not so much."
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"It was Tempur-Pedic."
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"Conformed to her face."
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"Tempur-Pedic. Gotta remember that."
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"- Am I going on a picnic? - Maybe."
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"Depends on which one you pick."
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"- I choose one of these? - You know, like Deal or No Deal."
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"Except here you gotta choose. So it's more like Deal or Deal."
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"And there ain't those leggy chicas with suitcases..."
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"...you wanna fuck in the mouth."
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"Red or blue? But be careful. One of them is very dangerous."
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"Open it."
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"There's a gun in here."
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"And a juice box."
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"And $5000."
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"And another five after you come back."
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"What do I need a gun for?"
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"You're going to the desert. They got rattlesnakes."
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"Maybe the Chupacabra."
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"- This makes me nervous. - It's just a pickup."
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"You don't have to cross the border. You sit in your car..."
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"...and Mexico comes to you."
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"- I want 15. - You chose the red."
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"Red pays 10."
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"This is the same address. It's the same thing."
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"But no juice box."
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"So I figure we'll ask for 2 and settle for 1.5."
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"I'm thinking we ask for 1.2 and settle for a mil."
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"Oh, that's insane."
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"We're a block from the beach."
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"There's a charter school down the street."
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"There's not a schvartze in sight."
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"There's a recession. Banks aren't lending."
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"When banks aren't lending, people aren't buying."
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"What about the Chinese? They're loaded."
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"- They prefer Orange County. - Jesus Christ."
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"I got a million-one borrowed against this place."
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"If you wanna sit on it for a couple of years, the market will bounce back."
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"Well, with all due respect, fuck you."
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"- I'm gonna go with Bob Warden. - He'll tell you the same thing."
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"And his tits won't get you an extra 50K at closing."
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"You wanna have dinner later?"
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"I'll be in touch, Mr. Botwin."
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"That's a no?"
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"The banks aren't lending."
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"How do they know how much this is worth?"
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"They break it up into categories."
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"Yellow is drek, green is crap, blue is shit."
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"- Here, come and help me. - With what?"
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"- Treasure hunt. - Cool."
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"I found Nancy."
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"And she was with Guillermo."
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"They talked and he left."
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"And then she didn't leave the house the whole week."
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"It was weird."
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"There was this strange meeting."
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"I think she's more powerful than we think."
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"People came with food."
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"They took off their shoes."
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"See?"
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"Look. That's Doug Wilson."
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"She's getting her crew back together."
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"So, what do you make of all of this?"
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"I make that someone Jewish died and that you're no Diane Arbus."
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"This is new to me. Okay?"
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"I mean, I am taking pictures with a plastic camera."
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"I'm trying."
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"Guillermo Garcia-Gomez."
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"I told you. I saw them together."
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"He was driving her Prius."
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"What do we got? She's sitting shiva and he's environmentally sensitive?"
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"Boffo work, Agent Hodes."
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"You miss wearing orange?"
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"- No, I need more time. - Next up on-stage, Captain Roy Till."
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"Please."
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"Sing with me."
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"- What? - Sing with me."
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"And I'll give you more time."
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"Going once."
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"So, what do you guys think?"
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"- Awesome. - Legendary."
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"I can't feel my left..."
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"...anything."
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"I have a son your age."
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"Handsome, lean, bright-eyed."
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"You suck dick, Silas?"
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"No, I don't, Mr. Wilson."
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"- Well, he does. - That's his choice, isn't it?"
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"Nope, my fault. I made him gay."
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"My wife, gone, also my fault. Warts..."
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"...not gone. Technically my fault."
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"City of Majestic, broke. CPA license, revoked, I assume. Didn't check."
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"My life..."
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"...an abyss."
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"Can you use the downstairs toilet from now on, Mr. Wilson?"
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"- Kick a man while he's down. - No, really, use the downstairs toilet."
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"You think you're better than me, Botwin..."
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"...because your van has no windows?"
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"Doug."
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"That's a window."
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"Window to what, Andy?"
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"Look at us. Purposeless, directionless, homeless."
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"Just less."
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"You suck dick, Silas?"
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"- You asked me already, Mr. Wilson. - Oh, right, right."
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"You like the taste?"
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"I hate to interrupt this think tank. Andy, I need you."
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"- I'm toasted. - There's no math involved. Come on."
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"Get up."
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"You suck dick, Silas?"
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"What if there's no money?"
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"There's money, believe me."
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