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Clips from Lucifer - The Would-Be Prince of Darkness (S01E01)

"Hey!"
Lucifer
"- What's going on? - Detective, you're making a mistake."
Lucifer
"Stay out of this, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Cuff him."
Lucifer
"- Wait, what? - Ty Huntley, you're under arrest"
Lucifer
"for the murder of Ali Thornton."
Lucifer
"This is ridiculous. Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"this is all your fault. I wish I'd never met you."
Lucifer
"(siren wailing in distance)"
Lucifer
"(indistinct radio communication)"
Lucifer
"(sighs) Trust me, Detective."
Lucifer
"I have been doing this a long time."
Lucifer
"I know evil."
Lucifer
"You've arrested the wrong man."
Lucifer
"The person responsible is still out there."
Lucifer
"How are you so sure?"
Lucifer
"What desire would Ty have to kill a girl"
Lucifer
"giving him a wonderful time?"
Lucifer
"Ty had a squeaky-clean image."
Lucifer
"He sleeps with a girl."
Lucifer
"Then he finds out she's taping him."
Lucifer
"She's gonna ruin everything."
Lucifer
"He gets angry and loses control."
Lucifer
"You saw the video."
Lucifer
"The only thing that that video proves"
Lucifer
"is that Ty had sex."
Lucifer
"He was horny, not murderous."
Lucifer
"Then why would he lie about it?"
Lucifer
"Blame the tequila."
Lucifer
"He had motive and opportunity."
Lucifer
"Look, I just want to make sure"
Lucifer
"that you're punishing the right person."
Lucifer
"I will."
Lucifer
"That's what I do."
Lucifer
"Lovely, we want the same thing."
Lucifer
"And there's something else on the phone"
Lucifer
"that you should look into--"
Lucifer
"No more porn. I'm good."
Lucifer
"No, it's not that. We should look into it--"
Lucifer
""We," as in the LAPD, will look into it."
Lucifer
"You can go now."
Lucifer
"("Delta Rights - Oil Boom" by Ryan Taylor intro playing)"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(Lucifer sighs deeply)"
Lucifer
"Line up some shots, Maze."
Lucifer
"(grunts)"
Lucifer
"Oh, hell, I may just take a bottle."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"That was the LAPD."
Lucifer
"Ah, was Detective Decker calling to apologize?"
Lucifer
"Unless it involves lingerie, I don't accept."
Lucifer
"Financial Investigations Unit."
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"Apparently, you destroyed the honeymoon suite"
Lucifer
"at the Budget Hut in Tarzana last night."
Lucifer
"I'd rather return to the fires of Hell"
Lucifer
"than spend a night in Tarzana."
Lucifer
"And then, someone with your name and credit card"
Lucifer
"skipped out on a $2,000 tab"
Lucifer
"at Zany Wings. (laughs)"
Lucifer
"Do I look like I'd eat a Zany Wing?"
Lucifer
"Someone is"
Lucifer
"clearly masquerading as me!"
Lucifer
"Rap battles and hot wings?"
Lucifer
"You need to find this cheap knockoff"
Lucifer
"and make him suffer-- do you understand?"
Lucifer
"Why? You said it yourself--"
Lucifer
"humans are fascinating, right?"
Lucifer
"(scoffs)"
Lucifer
"I can't wait to see what this one does next."
Lucifer
"Zany Wings. (laughs)"
Lucifer
"♪ You got me dead to rights. ♪"
Lucifer
"It's not right!"
Lucifer
"I mean, Budget Huts and Zany Wings?!"
Lucifer
"I mean, this malfeasant reprobate"
Lucifer
"is diluting the Lucifer brand!"
Lucifer
"Finally, I get my father's beef with graven images."
Lucifer
"Sounds like this guy's really gotten under your skin."
Lucifer
"Typical in a town full of charlatans."
Lucifer
"Eh, this is a place"
Lucifer
"built on lies where nothing is authentic"
Lucifer
"or genuine."
Lucifer
"You don't even have to be famous"
Lucifer
"to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?"
Lucifer
"You can just buy one!"
Lucifer
"Are we still talking about the impostor?"
Lucifer
"Yes. I'm gonna tear him limb from limb."
Lucifer
"Uh... is it possible"
Lucifer
"you might be overreacting a bit?"
Lucifer
"No! How would you feel if some off-the-rack impostor"
Lucifer
"was dragging your name through the trenches of Encino?"
Lucifer
"Well, someone stole my identity a few years back."
Lucifer
"And after a few long calls"
Lucifer
"to the IRS and the bank, everything was fine."
Lucifer
"No big deal."
Lucifer
""No big deal.""
Lucifer
"(laughs) That's because you're you."
Lucifer
"I'm me!"
Lucifer
"And this is a-a travesty!"
Lucifer
"But your reaction,"
Lucifer
"your anger toward this"
Lucifer
"minor inconvenience,"
Lucifer
"feels a little..."
Lucifer
"disproportionate to the crime."
Lucifer
"(scoffs): Wha...?"
Lucifer
"There might be some displacement."
Lucifer
"I'll show you displacement when I displace his bollocks,"
Lucifer
"and throw them on the floor and stamp on them one at a time!"
Lucifer
"Uh, um..."
Lucifer
"Why don't you tell me again"
Lucifer
"about this case you were working on?"
Lucifer
"Well..."
Lucifer
"nothing more to say."
Lucifer
"A girl was killed"
Lucifer
"and Detective Decker is going after the wrong person."
Lucifer
"And that doesn't bother you? Well, why should it?"
Lucifer
"Well, because from everything you've told me,"
Lucifer
"it sounds like Ty probably had nothing to do with this murder."
Lucifer
"That he got himself into--"
Lucifer
"or someone helped him into--"
Lucifer
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