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Clips from Lucifer - The Would-Be Prince of Darkness (S01E01)

"a bad situation."
Lucifer
"And that bothers you."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Why?"
Lucifer
"Because I punish the guilty."
Lucifer
"And Ty's not guilty."
Lucifer
"(Emily Bell's "Back to the Way I Was" playing)"
Lucifer
"♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Oh, oh... ♪"
Lucifer
"Detective Chloe Decker, LAPD."
Lucifer
"I'm here to see Ty Huntley's agent, Joe Hanson."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry, without an appointment--"
Lucifer
"(laughter nearby)"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Let me get this right-- your clients"
Lucifer
"do all the work, yet you chaps make all the money?"
Lucifer
"Really? And they call me the Devil!"
Lucifer
"(laughter)"
Lucifer
"If I ever return to Hell,"
Lucifer
"you kids will be my first call."
Lucifer
"Especially you."
Lucifer
"Oh, one last thing before I go."
Lucifer
"Which of you is into killing attractive redheads?"
Lucifer
"(coughs) Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"Detective!"
Lucifer
"A word?"
Lucifer
"Oh?"
Lucifer
"♪...back to the way I was. ♪"
Lucifer
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Lucifer
"Finding, then punishing Ali Thornton's actual killer."
Lucifer
"How did you know to come to this agency?"
Lucifer
"I tried to tell you, Detective."
Lucifer
"On the dead girl's phone. She called here--"
Lucifer
"Here and traded calls with Ty's agency"
Lucifer
"a few hours before she was killed."
Lucifer
"I know, I checked her phone records."
Lucifer
"And you're welcome."
Lucifer
"I also found out that the call"
Lucifer
"was transferred to Ty's agent, Joe Hanson."
Lucifer
"Right, so why did the dead girl even know Ty's agent?"
Lucifer
"I mean, she was Ty's one night stand."
Lucifer
"It hardly makes sense."
Lucifer
"Well, that's what I'm here to find out."
Lucifer
"And that's why you can go now."
Lucifer
"(laughing)"
Lucifer
"What's so funny?"
Lucifer
"Well, the fact that you think I'm gonna go."
Lucifer
"It's hilarious actually."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I don't need your help."
Lucifer
"Look, I'm not trying to solve this for you."
Lucifer
"I'm ensuring that the right person is held responsible."
Lucifer
"Look, come on, I've been helpful before, haven't I, Detective?"
Lucifer
"You step out of line one time--"
Lucifer
"You can give me a right-good spanking, I promise."
Lucifer
"Come on, let's go."
Lucifer
"MAN: Ty wouldn't do something like this."
Lucifer
"He's such a good kid."
Lucifer
"I'm actually more curious about you, Mr. Hanson."
Lucifer
"Me?(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Why? I didn't even go to the party."
Lucifer
"I had to work."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: You spoke to the victim a few hours before she was killed."
Lucifer
"Maybe it's best if I don't say anything without my attorney."
Lucifer
"Joey! Joe, Joe."
Lucifer
"There's no need for that."
Lucifer
"Why don't you"
Lucifer
"tell me what you really want, hmm?"
Lucifer
"What desires drive a man such as yourself?"
Lucifer
"I want to be the greatest agent of all time."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"And to do that,"
Lucifer
"I need to protect my clients."
Lucifer
"Come on."
Lucifer
"And, uh..."
Lucifer
"If you want to protect Ty, tell us what you know."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Let's make a deal."
Lucifer
"I'll tell you everything. You look into something."
Lucifer
"Here's a deal."
Lucifer
"Tell us everything, and I don't"
Lucifer
"cuff you in front of your co-workers and take you in."
Lucifer
"I know how this goes."
Lucifer
"Ali's a young actress looking for a break."
Lucifer
"An agent promises to help her out, in exchange,"
Lucifer
"she's treated like a party favor to your star clients."
Lucifer
"Okay, okay."
Lucifer
"I did call Ali."
Lucifer
"I hired her to have sex with Ty."
Lucifer
"Wow, seems I wasn't the only one"
Lucifer
"who wanted the young virgin to loosen up."
Lucifer
"No, I loved the virgin angle."
Lucifer
"It's a clean hook, got him a lot of attention."
Lucifer
"But Ty was a mess."
Lucifer
"I needed him"
Lucifer
"to get over his ex."
Lucifer
"Why?"
Lucifer
"Geez."
Lucifer
"Popular boy, this Ty-- isn't he?"
Lucifer
"So what, did this anger his ex or something?"
Lucifer
"No, it's from his ex,"
Lucifer
"Debra Macall. She left this behind"
Lucifer
"one of the many times she came here"
Lucifer
"trying to find him."
Lucifer
"She used to call all the time trying to get a hold of him."
Lucifer
"So, he dated a crazy fan?"
Lucifer
"He didn't know it at the beginning."
Lucifer
"So when I figured it out, he had already fallen for her."
Lucifer
"Oh, suppose I can understand why."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"JOE: See, after a while, Debra got possessive,"
Lucifer
"controlling--"
Lucifer
"she thought she was managing him."
Lucifer
"So I told Ty he needed to break up with her."
Lucifer
"He refused."
Lucifer
"I made Ty file a restraining order"
Lucifer
"after she broke a girl's nose"
Lucifer
"just for buying him a mojito."
Lucifer
"Quite a hair trigger on this Debra,"
Lucifer
"- by the sounds of it. - Hmm."
Lucifer
"If Debra found out"
Lucifer
"that Ty was with that poor girl..."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Finally, some rain."
Lucifer
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