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Clips from Lucifer - The Would-Be Prince of Darkness (S01E01)

"Come on, Ty, it's the fourth quarter,"
Lucifer
"but you can still win this game."
Lucifer
"I mean, look at her: death and taxes"
Lucifer
"are less of a sure thing."
Lucifer
"No, I can't."
Lucifer
"But you desire her."
Lucifer
"Why fight it?"
Lucifer
"Because my mother taught me that..."
Lucifer
"Oh, no, don't-don't bring her into this; that's disgusting."
Lucifer
"Uh... it's about you."
Lucifer
"What do you want?"
Lucifer
"Her."
Lucifer
"Well, then "carpe diem," my friend."
Lucifer
"Ah, hello again, my little cannonball."
Lucifer
"Sorry, I didn't introduce myself earlier."
Lucifer
"Lucifer. Morningstar."
Lucifer
"Seriously?"
Lucifer
"Yes, yes."
Lucifer
"I'm the Devil, hope you'll hold it against me."
Lucifer
"Lucifer Morningstar, the guy who owns Lux?"
Lucifer
"That's me."
Lucifer
"(laughing): No, it's not."
Lucifer
"I've seen him before."
Lucifer
"His beats are sick."
Lucifer
"I very much beg your pardon."
Lucifer
"Beats?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"He performed at a rap battle last week in the Valley."
Lucifer
"Every single part of that sentence horrifies me."
Lucifer
"It is so gross"
Lucifer
"that you're pretending to be someone you're not."
Lucifer
"(scoffs) Even your accent is fake."
Lucifer
"(weak coughing)"
Lucifer
"Me!"
Lucifer
"(scoffs)"
Lucifer
"♪ Now I'm feeling like a monster... ♪"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Don't mind if I do."
Lucifer
"♪ Monster, monster ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Ah, ah-ah... ah, ah-ah ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Monster, monster ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Monster, monster. ♪"
Lucifer
"TY: Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Wake up."
Lucifer
"Something really bad happened."
Lucifer
"Well, I hope you enjoyed every minute of it."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, you don't understand."
Lucifer
"Look, I'm freaking out, okay?"
Lucifer
"Can you just help me, please?"
Lucifer
"I need that favor."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"♪♪ (gulls screeching)"
Lucifer
"Mommy, did Daddy forget to pick me up?"
Lucifer
"No, monkey, I'm sure he's just stuck in traffic."
Lucifer
"Are you doing homework?"
Lucifer
"Um, sort of."
Lucifer
"What's the assignment?"
Lucifer
"Uh, well, I saw Lucifer do some things I can't explain."
Lucifer
"Is Lucifer a magician?"
Lucifer
"That's sort of what I'm trying to figure out."
Lucifer
"When Daddy gets here, maybe he can help."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"Sometimes Daddy helps me with my homework."
Lucifer
"I'm not sure if Daddy has the answers to these questions."
Lucifer
"Why don't you just ask Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"Because if he's a magician, then he won't reveal his secrets."
Lucifer
"So I have to find out on my own how Lucifer does..."
Lucifer
"(cell phone rings, buzzes) these things that I can't..."
Lucifer
"explain."
Lucifer
"Oh, that can't be him."
Lucifer
"(phone beeps on)"
Lucifer
"Decker."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, how did you even get this number?"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Excuse the mess,"
Lucifer
"but it's so good of you to come, Detective Decker."
Lucifer
"Thanks for being super-cryptic in a really unhelpful way."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) What's the emergency?"
Lucifer
"Well, it's-it's better to show than tell, really."
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"CORONER: Petechial hemorrhaging in the eyes."
Lucifer
"Contusions on the neck."
Lucifer
"Signs of strangulation."
Lucifer
"And one of the victim's fake nails was ripped off."
Lucifer
"Signs of struggle."
Lucifer
"We got a murder on our hands."
Lucifer
"Thanks."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: So what happened?"
Lucifer
"TY: Um, well, I woke up early, 'cause my head hurt."
Lucifer
"I, uh..."
Lucifer
"I had a hangover."
Lucifer
"I... I've never drank before, so..."
Lucifer
"That's on me. Sorry."
Lucifer
"Yeah, so I came down to get some water,"
Lucifer
"and that's-that's when I saw her in the pool."
Lucifer
"Did you know her?"
Lucifer
"Not before last night."
Lucifer
"I talked to her for a little bit."
Lucifer
"Her name was, uh..."
Lucifer
"Ali, maybe?"
Lucifer
"I don't know. I mean, I'm having a hard time remembering."
Lucifer
"You think she accidentally slipped,"
Lucifer
"fell in the pool and drowned?"
Lucifer
"No, I think she was murdered."
Lucifer
"Oh, my God, that's... that's terrible."
Lucifer
"So why didn't you call the police right away?"
Lucifer
"Well, I told Lucifer."
Lucifer
"He said... he said that he would call the police."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: And I did."
Lucifer
"Detective Decker's a homicide detective."
Lucifer
"She's been very helpful"
Lucifer
"in the other murders that I've encountered."
Lucifer
"I am not your personal police concierge."
Lucifer
"You are gonna find out who did this, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"(inhales)"
Lucifer
"Of course I am, because that's my job."
Lucifer
"- Right. - Not because you want me to."
Lucifer
"(scoffs) Right."
Lucifer
"First things last: Do you have any idea"
Lucifer
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