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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Journal Fever (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
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"MURIEL: Dear diary,"
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"the word for today is "brr"!"
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"(WIND BLOWING)"
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"Whew, this must be the coldest day of the year."
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"(ICE CRACKLING)"
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"The temperature outside is harsh and unbearable..."
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"THURGOOD: Muriel, can I get some ice cubes, please?"
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"MURIEL: Coming!"
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"Thurgood, it's so cold in here."
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"Yeah, but it's a dry cold."
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"Well, I want a warm cold."
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"Couldn't you turn on the heat?"
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"Uh, now, Muriel!"
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"You know HUD has only given me"
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"a certain amount of heating oil."
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"I can't turn on the furnace"
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"till I'm absolutely sure it's winter."
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"But we're freezing to death."
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"Better that than we get to the end of the winter"
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"and we have no heating oil left."
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"Now, where would that leave us, huh, Muriel?"
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"Freezing to death?"
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"Exactly, Muriel."
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"Now we're here, now we're here."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"I'm here to spew my hate."
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"Would you like a cup of tea?"
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"Uh, no. I can't spew long."
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"Super! Look at this bunion."
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"You know what that means?"
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"That you are part buzzard?"
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"It means a storm's coming."
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"Now, when are you gonna turn on the heat?"
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"And what are you worried about?"
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"You made it through one ice age, didn't you?"
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"Super! There's a storm a-coming!"
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"Oh, let me guess. You crawled out of your hole and saw your shadow."
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"Please."
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"That's superstition."
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"I prefer science."
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"If we go to the chicken guts,"
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"we can clearly see"
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"a cold front coming up from the gizzards"
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"bringing temperatures in the mid-20s by tomorrow."
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"Now, here's monkey brains for the traffic."
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"Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! No more mojo."
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"Spill your guts all you want,"
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"but I ain't turning on that heat till winter."
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"And winter don't officially start until..."
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"Juicy's tongue is stuck to a pole!"
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"Now it's winter."
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"(MUMBLING) I'll never move."
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"THURGOOD: Will you come on, Muriel?"
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"Let's go, I wanna get down to HUD"
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"while they still have some winter supplies left."
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"Thurgood, put on your coat."
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"You'll catch your death."
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"Muriel, will you stop treating me like a child?"
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"You know I do run this entire building, don't you?"
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"And you do a great job."
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"Did you put on your mittens?"
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"The tenants act like I'm some kind of incompetent or something."
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"These mittens don't fit!"
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"Left hand, Thurgood."
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"Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes. Left, left, left, right."
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"These people would be completely helpless without me."
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"Where's Mr. Scarf?"
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"There you go, Thurgood."
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"You're all ready."
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"Hey, what about you?"
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"I'm wearing my brand-new legwarmers."
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"You got legwarmers?"
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"HUD LADY: Next."
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"Oh, you again."
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"What'd you break now?"
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"Ahem, yeah, I'm here to pick up some winter supplies."
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"Winter supplies come in July. Next!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hold on, now!"
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"Oh, hi, Mrs. Stubbs!"
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"I didn't see you standing there."
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"Girl, you're looking good."
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"Well, thank you."
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"And how are your kids?"
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"You know, Lasagna had dectuplets."
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"But you don't see her on Time magazine"
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"with her teeth all fixed."
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"(GASPS) Congratulations!"
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"What are their names?"
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"There's Rwanda, Dorito, Rolex,"
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"Neutrogena, Teflon, DKNY,"
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"Lexus, Dyslexus,"
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"Dentine, and Absorbine, Jr."
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"So what brings you here, Mrs. Stubbs?"
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"We need winter supplies."
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"Oh, why didn't you say so?"
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"Just take those boxes over there."
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"But you just told me that... Next!"
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"(GRUMBLING)"
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"MAN ON RADIO: The city council says"
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"the measure would effectively repeal"
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"the 14th amendment."
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"Now in weather, meteorologists are predicting"
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"a massive storm system they're calling El Negro."
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"All right, they finally named one after us."
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"This storm threatens to break all records for destructiveness."
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"You go, storm! Yeah, you go!"
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"All right, people, you heard the man."
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"There's a storm coming, and we need to get this building in shape."
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"If that snow hits these projects hard,"
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"it could cause tens of dollars of damage!"
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Okay, then. Let's fight the powder!"
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"Now, that's using your head, boy."
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"Storing up food for the storm, huh?"
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"There's a storm?"
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"Hey, what's that truck doing?"
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"Now, where did that come from?"
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"The license plate says it's from the federal government."
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