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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Journal Fever (S01E01)

"HUD LADY: Attention, urban poor."
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"The Federal Health Department"
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"in conjunction with the Center for Minority Control"
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"is here today with complimentary flu shots."
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"Complimentary means free."
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"Oh, it's free? Free?"
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"(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)"
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"Free needles?"
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"God is good."
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"Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"What the hellhop are you people doing?"
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"Have you forgotten all your conspiracy learnings?"
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"Listen, the government uses projects"
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"to test all kind of poisons."
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"Syphilis, crack, the McChitlins."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Those Chitlins made me Mcsick!"
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"Now you see what I'm talking about."
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"(ALL MURMURING)"
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"Hold on, everybody."
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"This is a government of the people,"
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"by the people, and for the people."
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"And we... The people!"
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"I'm sure there's nothing to fear."
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"HUD LADY: Thank you, Mrs. Stubbs!"
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"How do you know my name?"
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"Because we're your friend."
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"Now, come on over here and drop your pants."
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"No, Muriel, it's a trick!"
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"HUD LADY: It's just a flu shot."
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"Don't listen to that fool."
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"Aha!"
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"Flu, F-L-U. Fool, F-U-L."
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"Coincidence? I don't think so."
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"Come on, people, let's tell them they can take they flu shots"
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"and shove them up their arsenios."
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"Yeah, just leave me my Medicare,"
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"Medicaid, food stamps, and social security,"
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"and I'll be fine with no help from nobody!"
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"(ALL SHOUTING)"
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"HUD LADY: Wait now! Hold up! Stop that!"
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"Code black! Code black!"
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"All right, we'll just find another way to get your DNA."
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"(TIRES SQUEALING) Good riddance!"
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"We were healthy before you got here,"
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"and we'll be healthy long after you're gone."
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"(SNEEZES) What?"
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"Oh, I don't feel so good, Goodie."
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"I have a fever, a sore throat,"
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"and other flu-like symptoms."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Now, I know what y'all are thinking. But she said flu-like symptoms."
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"That could be anything. Could be, uh, appendicitis."
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"(SNEEZES)"
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"Oh, yeah, that's appendicitis, for sure, that's appendicitis."
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"I feel a little queasy,"
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"like I just got off a roller coaster."
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"Maybe you're pregnant?"
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"Girl, please!"
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"Goodie. It's the flu."
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"Oh, great."
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"Your wife's got the virus, and we're all at risk."
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"Now we gotta find the little monkey for the antidote."
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"BOY: Yeah, great."
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"(ALL GRUMBLING)"
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"I'm sorry, Thurgood."
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"I spoiled your victory against the man."
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"It's okay, Muriel."
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"Look, uh, don't you worry, neither."
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"I'll take care of you."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Starting now."
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"Now, don't you worry, Muriel."
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"Bebe's here to take care of you."
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"Hey, hey, easy now."
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"Muriel, you my sister and I love you,"
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"but Bebe don't change no funky sheets!"
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"I'll fix her up right quick."
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"All I need is a onion, some mulberries,"
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"and a 12-inch buck knife."
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"All right, all right, everybody out,"
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"you cackling hens."
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"But Mambo Garcelle stay up all night"
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"making chicken noodle soup."
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"It's Haitian Penicillin, you know."
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"Right, right, 'cause we all know"
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"that Haiti's the health capital of the world, don't we?"
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"Now, come on, get out, go! Go, get!"
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"Thurgood, maybe Bebe should stay and give you a hand."
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"What for?"
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"Muriel, I am perfectly able to take care of my own wife."
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"Now, open wide, darling. Ah!"
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"My eye! All done."
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"Oh."
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"There you go, honey."
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"No more need for projectile."
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"Just turn your head and slam dunk."
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"(GAGGING)"
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"I think I'm going up for a free throw now!"
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"Take it to the hole. Take it to the hole, Muriel!"
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"That's okay."
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"I blocked it."
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"Now look what Goodie got ya."
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"A book on tape."
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"See, it's read by my favorite."
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"Weezie Jefferson."
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"MAN: Moby Dick by Herman Melville."
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"Chapter one."
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"Hmm, yeah? "Call me Ishmael.""
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"(PAGES FLIPPING)"
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"God! There's 800 pages!"
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"MURIEL: That's very sweet."
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"Oh! Thurgood, my journal!"
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"Where's my journal?"
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"Oh, calm down, calm down, it's right here."
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"Got your journal right here, baby, here it is."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You're so thorough and good, Thurgood."
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