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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Mugged (S01E01)

"when the cops came and left me there."
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"Can you... can you believe that he would just abandon me like that?"
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"That kind of thing, it defines character."
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"- Yeah. - Son of a bitch."
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"Yeah, you know, 'cause you were deserted too."
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"Huh? Anything could have happened to you."
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"I know. You could have killed me."
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"Could have totally killed you."
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"Is that what you..."
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"is that the kind of thing you do?"
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"You... kill people?"
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"Maybe."
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"Why, you ever kill somebody?"
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"- Not really. - No?"
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"Yeah, me neither."
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"Killed a monkey once."
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"Mmm. Uh-huh."
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"Don't tell anybody about that, okay?"
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"'Cause I'm not proud of it."
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"- Oh, I won't tell anyone. - You'd better not."
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"I won't."
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"Definitely not."
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"Hey guys, remember that time he got his hand caught in that jar?"
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"What a dick."
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"I mean, who gets their hand caught in a jar?"
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"What a big fucking asshole he was."
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"- That was... that was actually me. - That was Bret."
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"- Are you sure? 'Cause I thought... - It was Bret, David."
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"Jemaine was the one who helped you out."
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"And he helped you when you got your head stuck in the chair."
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"- Remember? - Yeah."
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"You were there for hours."
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"He was just a helpful guy, you know?"
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"- Loyal. - Yeah."
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"Just hope he's not dead."
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"There's still a chance he's not dead."
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"Hey, what was that one thing he used to say?"
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"I mean, that always cracked me up. He'd be like..."
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"- he'd be like... - What?"
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"Yeah, that's it. He'd be like, "What?"
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"What? What?""
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"You know, I never understood a fucking word that guy said."
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"- He did say "what" a lot. - He did, he did, yeah."
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"- "What? What?" - "What's going on?""
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"- Yeah. - "What.""
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"He listened, he was just always questioning."
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"- "When? When?" - "When, when?""
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""When are we getting a gig?""
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"I mean, so you can picture the situation, right?"
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"I got Mickey's cousin tied up in a chair,"
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"supposed to shoot him in the kneecap,"
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"teach him some lesson, you know?"
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"- About something. - What... what sort of thing?"
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"I don't know, some family shit, you know?"
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"- Yeah. - It's between them. I don't ask."
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"So anyway... I shoot him."
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"Then I get a text... this is 45 minutes later."
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"Yeah, a text, mind you, all right?"
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"Not a phone call... "Oh, hey,"
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"by the way, John, call it off.""
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"- That's terrible. - Call the thing off."
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"- After I... after I did it. - A text."
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"Worst part, he had known for two days before he texted me."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"So I got to untie the guy, right?"
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"I got to apologize. He's bleeding all over the place,"
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"I got to help him. It was very awkward shit. I was very upset about it."
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"I can imagine, John. That sounds so..."
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"- that sounds terrible. - It was horrible."
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"- Bret did exactly that same thing. - Really?"
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"Yeah, one time we were supposed to go to the movies,"
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"- and... uh, "March of the Penguins." - Oh, I love that movie."
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"And, he... I had bought the tickets,"
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"and he didn't turn up. He texted me,"
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"said, "I'm not coming.""
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"Well, that's... that's not really the same thing,"
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"is it? I mean..."
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"I... I shot a guy,"
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"you know?"
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"Yours is worse."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen?"
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"Your friend you reported dead, we think we might have found him."
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"Now is he a guy who wears glasses?"
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"- Yes. - About 6'1, 6'2, Caucasian?"
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"He's from New Zealand."
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"Yeah, kind of talks in a monotone, sounds like a robot?"
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"Well, that's the New Zealand accent."
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"Right. Kind of sounds like, "What? What, what?"
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"Don't poot me in there weeth him."
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"I'm innocent. I'm innocent"?"
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"- Yes, that's definitely him. - That's him."
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"It's a little bit more sort of South African."
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"Think we might need to see him visually."
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"Sure."
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"Is she gonna bring the body out here?"
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"- You okay? - Yes."
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"- You're acting a little bit weird. - No, I'm not."
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"- You are. - No, I'm not. This is what I'm like."
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"You're annoyed."
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"No."
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"Is it 'cause I ate the last of your muesli?"
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"No."
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"Because they took your camera phone?"
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"No, it's not 'cause they took the camera phone."
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"'Cause I rented your half of the apartment out to Rueben?"
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"Does he have to stay here still?"
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"Well, he's paid two weeks' rent,"
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"'cause I didn't think you were coming back."
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"No, he's okay."
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"Is it because I ran away when we were being mugged"
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"and left you with guys with a knife?"
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"- Yes, actually. Yes. - Oh, okay."
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"I knew it, yeah."
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"Well, it was a high- pressure situation, man."
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"I had to... you know, I had to make a decision."
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"You would have done the same thing."
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"I wouldn't have. You abandoned me. You left me to die."
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"I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were gonna hassle me about it."
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"You shouldn't have done it anyway."
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