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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Mugged (S01E01)

"No, we don't have time to go to the bank, dipshit."
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"We might just have time."
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"Empty your pockets, let's go."
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"Give me what you got."
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""Go to a bank." Give me this."
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"No... no keys. What is this?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Why... why does the phone have a camera glued to it?"
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"It's a camera phone. Jemaine wanted one for his birthday."
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"Look at this."
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"- Oh yeah? Where'd you get it? - I made it. It's homemade."
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"Yeah, it's a piece of shit."
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"Well, how come Jemaine likes it so much?"
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"- You can have it. - No no, he doesn't want it."
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"Yeah yeah, I'll keep it. It's kind of interesting."
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"- You like it? - Yeah."
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"- Give us the bike. - Oh you don't need the bike, man."
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"- You got the camera phone. - You'd better be careful,"
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"- because Bret knows karate. - Yeah, I got a book on karate."
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"I haven't actually read it yet, but I've got..."
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"Shut up, you English faggots, and give me the bike!"
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"You'd better watch out. You don't really know who you're dealing with."
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"Oh really? And who exactly are we dealing with?"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' Rhymenoceros #"
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"# My beats are phat and the birds are on my back and I'm horny #"
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"# I'm horny, if you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede #"
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"# 'Cause I hit you with my flow, the wild rhyme stampede #"
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"# I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated #"
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"# I was raised by a rapper and writer... they dated #"
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"# And subsequently procreated #"
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"# That's how it goes, here's the Hiphopopotamus #"
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"- # The hip-hop hippo # - # They call me the Hiphopopotamus #"
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"# My lyrics are bottomless... #"
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"Uh."
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"# They call me the Hiphopopotamus #"
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"# Flows, they glow like phosphorus #"
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"# Poppin' off the top of the esophagus #"
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"# Rockin' this metropolis, I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal #"
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"# Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? #"
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"# Did Steve tell you that, perchance? #"
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"# Mmm, Steve #"
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"# My rhymes and records, they don't get played #"
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"# Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made #"
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"# And if you rap like me, you don't get paid #"
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"# And if you roll like me, you don't get laid #"
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"# My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment #"
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"# I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant #"
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"# Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist #"
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"# But you lovely bitches now should know I'm trying to correct this #"
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"# Other rappers diss me #"
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"# They say my rhymes are sissy #"
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"- # Why? # - # Why? #"
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"- # Why? # - # Why exactly? #"
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"# What... why? #"
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"# Be more constructive with your feedback #"
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"- # Please, why? # - # Why? #"
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"# Why? 'Cause I rap about reality #"
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"# Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea #"
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"# There ain't no party like my nana's tea party #"
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"# Hi-ho #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# Who's the mother-flippin'? #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# I'm the mother-flippin' #"
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"# Mother-flippin'. #"
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"You guys dancing a little bit?"
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"- No. - I told you to give us the bikes,"
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"you didn't listen, so now this is happening."
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"Mickey, show them the knife."
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"- That's not a knife. - Yeah, that's a knife."
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"Oh, it is a knife."
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"Get 'em, get 'em."
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"Get 'em!"
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"Uh, Bret, my sleeve just... help me,"
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"my sleeve's just caught on the fence."
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"I'm too scared, man."
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"Bret, the corduroy's caught on the fence, Bret."
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"Oh, flip."
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"We'd locked our bikes up, and then the..."
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"the gang just surrounded us."
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"And suddenly, yeah, they everywhere..."
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"- We were around here somewhere. - Well, how many were there?"
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"- There was two of them. - Two? That's not a gang."
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"- It was a two-man gang. - Two-man gang."
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"- Can you have that, David? - Well that's a pretty small gang."
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"I mean, technically, the smallest gang possible."
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"- Can you put that gun down? - Murray,"
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"it's a paint-pellet gun."
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"- Well, what happened after that? - Well, then we ran down here,"
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"they chased us and Jemaine got... got caught on the fence."
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"- What did Jemaine do then? - Well, he was stuck on a..."
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"And then just going, "Bret, help me, help me. I'm stuck on the fence.""
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"- What happened after that? - Um..."
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"- I ran away. - You just left him there"
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"to fight them himself?"
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"Well, I left him on the... he was on the fence."
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"- Bret! - Well, I was... I was very scared."
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"- We were being mugged. - Well, for a start,"
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"you could have told me this two days ago when it happened."
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"Well, I just thought he would have come home by now."
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"Who knows what could have happened to him? He could be in hospital."
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"A lot of New Zealanders come over here"
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"and they come into my office,"
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"and I give them the vest, a map, and I tell them"
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"to stay clear of crowds by going through back alleys."
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"Yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged."
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"You just don't know. You hear a lot of terrible things happening."
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"- He may be dead. - He maybe did what?"
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"- He may be dead. - I know, but what did he maybe do?"
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"He may be dead."
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"Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't."
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"- What did he maybe do? - No, he may be dead."
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"Are you guys fucking with me?"
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"- What? - Not alive."
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"You know... dead."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"I can't believe that he just ran off like that"
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