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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Owl-Stretching Time (S01E01)

"It's..."
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"And did those teeth in ancient time"
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"Walk upon england's mountains green..."
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"Well, hello there again, ladies and gentlemen."
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"This time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood."
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"We've got a number requested by pip, pauline, nigel, tarquin"
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"And old spotty-- tarquin's mother."
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"It's a little number specially written"
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"For the pubescence of ex-king zog of albania"
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"And it's entitled art gallery."
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"Hope you like it."
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"Hello, marge."
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"Oh, hello, janet."
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"How are you, love?"
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"Fancy seeing you."
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"How's little ralph?"
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"Oh, don't ask me."
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"He's been nothing but trouble all morning. Oh, don't ask me."
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"He's been nothing but trouble all morning."
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"Stop it, ralph, stop it!"
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"Same as my kevin-- nothing but trouble."
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"Leave it alone."
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"He's just been in the florentine room"
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"And smeared tomato ketchup"
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"All over raphael's babyjesus."
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"Put that baroque masterpiece down!"
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"Well, we've just come from the courtauld"
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"And ralph smashed every exhibit but one"
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"In the danish contemporary sculpture exhibition."
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"Just like my kevin."
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"Show him an exhibition"
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"Of early-18th-century dresden pottery"
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"And he goes berserk."
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"No, I said no, and I meant no!"
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"This morning we were viewing"
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"The early flemish masters"
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"Of the renaissance and mannerists schools"
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"When he gets out his black aerosol"
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"And squirts vermeer's ladyata window."
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"Still, it's not as bad as spitting, is it?"
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"No, well... kevin knows..."
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"If he spits at a painting"
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"I'll never take him to an exhibition again."
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"Ralph used to spit."
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"He could hit a van gogh at 30 yards, yes..."
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"But he knows now it's wrong."
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"Don't you, ralph?"
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"Ralph, stop it."
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"Stop it!"
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"Stop chewing that turner!"
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"You are?!"
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"You are a naughty, naughty, vicious little boy!"
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"Oh, look at that."
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"the fighting temeraire, ruined."
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"What shall I do?"
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"Don't do anything with it, love."
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"Just put it in the bin over there."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, take my word for it, marge--"
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"Kevin's eaten most of the early-19th-century british landscape artists"
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"And I've learned not to worry."
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"As a matter of fact"
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"I feel a bit peckish myself."
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"Yes..."
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"I never..."
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"I never used to like turner."
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"No... I don't know much about art"
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"But I know what I like."
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"Yes."
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"what?"
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"I think utrillo's brushwork is fantastic"
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"But it doesn't always agree with me..."
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"Not after a rubens, anyway."
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"All those cherries, ooh."
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"Ugh..."
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"Got vermeer all down my shirt."
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"Watteau, dear?"
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"What a terrible joke."
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"But it's my only line."
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"All right, all right"
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"But you didn't have to say it."
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"You could have kept quiet for a change."
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"That's typical-- talk, talk, talk"
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"Natter, natter, natter."
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"Bring me my arrows of desire"
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"Bring me my spear, oh clouds unfold"
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"Bring me my chariot of fire..."
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"Cut to me."
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"As officer commanding"
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"The regular army's advertising division"
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"I object, in the strongest possible terms"
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"To this obvious reference"
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"To our own slogan it's a dog's life-- er... man's life--"
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"In the modern army."
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"And I warn this program that any recurrence"
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"Of this sloppy, longhaired civilian plagiarism"
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"Will be dealt with most severely."
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"Right, now on the command cut, camera will cut to camera two."
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"All right, director..."
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"Wait for it."
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"Camera... cut."
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"This is my only line."
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"Well, it's my only line."
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"Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I've already warned this program"
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"About infringing the army copyright of our slogan:"
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"it's a pig's life-- man's life-- in the modern army"
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"And I'm warning you, if it happens again"
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"I shall come down on this program like a ton of bricks."
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"Right."
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"Carry on, sergeant major."
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"Sir!"
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"Good evening, class."
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"Good evening."
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"Where's all the others, then?"
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"Not here."
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"I can see that."
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"What's the matter with them?"
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"Don't know."
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