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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Owl-Stretching Time (S01E01)

"Perhaps they've got flu."
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"Flu?"
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"Flu?!"
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"They've eaten too much fresh fruit."
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"Right! now, self-defense."
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"Tonight I shall be carrying on from where I got to last week"
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"When I was showing you how to defend yourself"
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"Against anyone who attacks you"
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"Armed with a piece of fresh fruit."
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"Oh... you promised"
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"You wouldn't do fruit this week."
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"What do you mean?"
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"We've done fresh fruit"
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"For the last nine weeks."
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"What's wrong with fruit?"
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"You think you know it all, eh?"
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"Can't we do something else for a change?"
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"Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?"
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"Pointed sticks?"
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"Oh, oh, oh."
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"We want to learn how to defend ourselves"
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"Against pointed sticks, do we?"
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"Getting all high and mighty, eh?"
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"Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?"
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"Oh, well, well..."
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"Well, I'll tell you something, my lad!"
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"When you're walking home tonight"
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"And some homicidal maniac comes after you"
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"With a bunch of loganberries"
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"Don't come crying to me!"
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"Right... the passion fruit."
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"When your assailant lunges at you"
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"With a passion fruit thus..."
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"We've done the passion fruit."
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"What?"
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"We've done the passion fruit."
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"We've done oranges, apples, grapefruits..."
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"Whole and segments."
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"Pomegranates, greengages."
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"Grapes, passion fruits."
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"Lemons."
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"Plums."
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"Yeah, and mangoes in syrup."
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"How about cherries?"
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"We done them."
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"Red and black?"
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"Yes."
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"All right, then... bananas!"
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"We haven't done them, have we?"
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"Right! bananas..."
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"How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana."
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"Here... you, take this."
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"Now, it's quite simple"
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"To defend yourself"
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"Against the banana fiend!"
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"First of all, you force him to drop the banana!"
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"Next you eat the banana, thus disarming him."
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"You have now rendered him helpless."
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"Suppose he's got a bunch?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Supposing he's got a pointed stick?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Right, now... you, mr. apricot."
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"Harrison."
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"Harrison, mr. harrison."
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"Come at me with that banana then."
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"Come on, attack me with it, as hard as you like, come on."
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"No, no"
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"No, no, no!"
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"Put something into it, for god's sake!"
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"Hold it like that."
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"Scream."
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"Now, come on."
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"Come on, attack me."
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"Come on, come on"
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"Come on."
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"screams"
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"Now..."
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"Now I eat the banana!"
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"He's dead."
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"You shot him."
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"He's completely dead."
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"You shot him."
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"I have now eaten the banana!"
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"The deceased, mr. apricot, is now disarmed."
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"You shot him."
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"You shot him dead."
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"Well, he was attacking me with a banana."
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"Well, you told him to."
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"Look, I'm only doing my job."
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"I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit."
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"And pointed sticks."
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"Shut up!"
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"Supposing someone come at you"
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"With a banana, and you haven't got a gun?"
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"Run for it."
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"Well, you could stand and scream for help."
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"Yeah, yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe."
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"Pineapple?"
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"Where, where?"
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"Oh, I was just saying pineapple."
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"Oh, blimey, I thought my number was on that one."
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"What, on the pineapple?"
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"Where, where?"
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"No, I was just repeating it."
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"Oh, oh, I see."
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"Right... whew!"
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"That's the banana, then."
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"Next, the raspberry."
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"Harmless-looking thing, isn't it?"
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"Now, you, mr. tinned peach."
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"Thompson."
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"Mr. thompson."
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"Come at me with that raspberry, then."
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"Come on, be as vicious as you like with it."
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"No!"
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"Why not?"
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"You'll shoot me."
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"I won't!"
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"You shot mr. harrison."
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