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Clips from Family Guy - Peterschmidt Manor (S20E20)

"that it takes 12 seconds for the human voice to travel."
Family Guy
"‐(echo stops) ‐I think we should hang some blankets in the hallway."
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"‐STEWIE'S ECHO: Ridiculous, huh? ‐BRIAN'S ECHO: Okay, I'm hearing it now."
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"‐(echoing voices continues) ‐Guys, I have a great idea."
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"(echoing flatulence)"
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"That's weird. That fart was from yesterday."
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"Great idea, Peter!"
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"Listen, I was thinking, what if we make some extra cash"
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"by turning this place into a hotel?"
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"PETER's ECHO: Great idea, Peter!"
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"Awesome! We're all in!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize"
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"to the hotel towels for what's about to happen to 'em."
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"Men, tonight you will have one last night of peace."
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"I won't lie to you,"
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"a hotel guest has no regard for your life."
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"That means some of you will not be coming back."
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"Those who do will never be one color again."
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"Now, here are your assignments:"
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"Anderson, you're late‐night vomit."
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"Russo, you'll be in the ladies' room."
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"‐Ooh! ‐(whistles)"
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"All right, knock it off, at ease."
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"Edwards, you're gonna be folded into a monkey"
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"at the foot of the bed, and then (bleep) on."
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"Look at Edwards, he's into it!"
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"‐Ooh! ‐At ease!"
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"Well, it'll be nice to have a little road trip together."
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"Yeah, we never had a lot of daddy‐daughter time"
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"when I was young. You were always so busy."
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"Not now, kitten."
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"Oh, look!"
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"That's just like the pond Meredith used to take me to."
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"(sighs) I miss her so much."
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"Yeah, I could always talk to her when I was having a hard time."
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"(crying)"
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"Lois, what's wrong?"
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"All the kids at school said I'm MADtv funny"
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"and not SNL funny."
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"Oh, Lois, kids can be so mean."
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"Have you ever heard the story"
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"‐of "The Ugly Duckling?" ‐No."
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"Well, there once was a young duckling"
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"who had a hard time fitting in, just like you."
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"And one day, that duckling went off to college"
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"and created a website to rate women."
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"Then he made $100 billion"
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"and mined user data to rig an election."
Family Guy
"Wow! So am I also gonna be a billionaire making websites?"
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"No, but you'll use his site to post pictures of wine"
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"and passive‐aggressively body‐shame other moms."
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"All right, for this hotel operation to work,"
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"we all got to pull our weight around here."
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"Chris, you'll be the affable but dim bellhop."
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"When you say, "Help those people with their bags,""
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"I'll ask, "How high?""
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"Brian, you'll tend the bar"
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"and dole out snappy tidbits of advice."
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"All right! Stop by Brian's Bar"
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"for some drinks, thinks and winks."
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"(chuckles) We can... we‐we can pitch on it."
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"Uh, Meg, you'll handle all the dish washing,"
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"floor scrubbing, laundry, and anything else"
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"that involves breathing in chemicals."
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"And I'll be the concierge, astutely learning"
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"everything there is to know about our guests."
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"That will be my one task."
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"Well, that and looking out for Dunstons."
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"‐What? ‐Dunstons. They'll check in."
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"They'll check right in."
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"(vehicle approaching)"
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"Ah, and here come our guests now!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"STEWIE: First to arrive is Tom Tucker,"
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"here to celebrate the anniversary of his divorce"
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"with his annual bender."
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"Doctor Hartman and his overbearing mother."
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"They never travel apart."
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"If he could just meet the right woman,"
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"he'd find the independence he needs."
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"Ah, Principal Shepherd, newly single."
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"Lost half the school in the divorce."
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"The Librarian, never married."
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"Adult Disney woman."
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"First kiss was with a boy at theater camp"
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"who would one day get beaten up by David Hyde Pierce"
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"for being too fancy."
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"I say, Brian, do you know what these guests need?"
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"STEWIE'S ECHO: First to arrive is Tom Tucker,"
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"here to celebrate the anniversary of his divorce..."
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"Damn it, I guess the blanket fell down."
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"Well, I've got 12 seconds."
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"What these guests need is someone to arrange"
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"a little romance in their lives."
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"And I'm the perfect man for the job."
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"After all, I do all of Kevin Spacey's matchmaking."
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"So, you're not interested in having sex with Kevin Spacey?"
Family Guy
"Oh, good, Kevin's going to love that."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know anything about podcasts?"
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"I've been getting into podcasts."
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"That's great! I love podcasts."
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"Which ones are you listening to?"
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"I really like this one called Cereal."
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"(loud chewing over radio)"
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"SARAH KOENIG: That was corn flakes."
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"Or was it?"
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"The answer at the bottom of the bowl"
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"isn't always what you expect."
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"I'm Sarah Koenig, and this..."
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"‐(loud chewing) ‐...is Cereal."
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"(engine stops)"
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"Dad! Dad!"
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"I‐I think I mixed up Mayor West's bags"
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"with Bruce and Jeffrey's!"
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"BOTH: Leather chaps."
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"Saddle. Bullwhip."
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"Rope. Sheriff's badges."
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"Saddlebags. Saddle soap. Fancy boots."
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"‐Yep, this is ours. ‐Yep, this is mine."
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"All right, Brian, I've devised a way"
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