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Clips from Family Guy - Peterschmidt Manor (S20E20)

"to get the Librarian and Doctor Hartman together."
Family Guy
"You see, I've prepared a batch"
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"of Martha Stewart's chokiest scones."
Family Guy
"So when the Librarian eats one, she'll start choking,"
Family Guy
"and Doctor Hartman over there will save her"
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"with the Heimlich maneuver."
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"Here she comes!"
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"(chuckling): Oh, these are going to go"
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"straight to my thighs."
Family Guy
"Now if only I could find a man to do the same."
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"(laughing)"
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"Oh."
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"Ooh, these are a little..."
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"(coughs) These are a little dry."
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"(coughs, laughs)"
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"(coughing, choking)"
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"Okay, remain calm."
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"I've done this before. Stop, drop and roll."
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"(choking, coughing)"
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"N‐No, wait. No, wait. I know this."
Family Guy
"Okay, remember your medical training."
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""If a patient chokes on food, do the tummy‐squeezy move.""
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"Yep, that‐that‐that's it!"
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"(grunting)"
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"(gasps)"
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"You‐you saved my life!"
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"Oh, how can I ever repay you?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Money?"
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"SHEPHERD: May I have your attention, please?"
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"I believe you dropped this."
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"The blueberries are still intact."
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"Shame to let something so sweet go to waste."
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"Oh! Thank you, sir."
Family Guy
"Uh‐oh, Brian, looks like we've got"
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"a love triangle on our hands."
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"I'll treasure this forever."
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"(chuckles): Well, don't wait too long."
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"It'll liquefy from the enzymes in your saliva."
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"(both laugh)"
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"Okay, last load."
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"Chris, will you help me fold these sheets?"
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"‐Sure, sounds easy. ‐They're fitted."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(projector whirring)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"All right, I got to find a bathroom"
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"because that's mostly what life is after 60."
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"‐(quiet chatter) ‐(scattered crying)"
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"Oh. Excuse me."
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"Oh, no, it's my fault, really."
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"I have a brain thing where I go blind every 45 seconds."
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"Hi, I'm Jacqueline. I'm Meredith's sister."
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"Really? Oh, it's so nice to meet you."
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"I'm Lois. I‐I'm so sorry for your loss."
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"Meredith was my nanny a long time ago."
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"Oh, is that right?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that‐‐ well, that's so nice of you to make the trip."
Family Guy
"You see, Meredith‐‐ Dark, darkness,"
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"darkness, just ride it out."
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"And... we're back!"
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"Meredith loved her time as a nanny."
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"It's a shame she had to give it up after the affair."
Family Guy
"Affair?"
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"I know. We try not to talk about it."
Family Guy
"Some rich guy in Rhode Island. (scoffs)"
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"They were seeing each other, but then his wife found out"
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"and forced him to fire her."
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"(gasps)"
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"So that's what happened."
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"Tragic, isn't it?"
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"She had nowhere to go, so she came back here"
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"to our childhood home of ThreeStatesAway."
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"I don't believe it."
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"I don't believe the Earth is round, so that's me."
Family Guy
"Oh, excuse me, the funeral director is here."
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"I'm trying to avoid paying him."
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"Daddy and Meredith had an affair?"
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"That's why she left me!"
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"Oh, this is horrible."
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"‐I have to call my husband. ‐(phone beeps)"
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"PETER: Pewterschmidt Hotel, don't tell Lois."
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"‐Peter?! ‐I'll transfer you."
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"‐(hold music playing) ‐(line rings)"
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"CHRIS: The Spa at Pewterschmidt Hotel, don't tell Mom."
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"‐Chris?! ‐I'll transfer you."
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"‐(hold music playing) ‐(line rings)"
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"‐MEG: Pewterschmidt Hotel laundry. ‐Meg?"
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"‐Mom? ‐Yeah, I'll transfer you."
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"Daddy, you had an affair with Meredith?"
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"How could you?"
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"Lois, honey, you don't understand."
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"The horn part in "Sussudio""
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"gave your mother a headache that lasted five years."
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"What was I supposed to do?"
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"Yeah, I don't want to hear it."
Family Guy
"Do you have any idea what that woman meant to me?"
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"While you were off working or golfing or God knows what,"
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"she was at my piano recitals"
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"or‐or teaching me how to tie my shoes."
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"She was the only person in that house"
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"who was really there for me, and you took her away!"
Family Guy
"Well, what was I supposed to tell you,"
Family Guy
"how many Viagras and what position?"
Family Guy
"Six, and something I call "The Old Pocketknife.""
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"Evening."
Family Guy
"I'm looking forward to the doctor being in."
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"Oh. (laughs)"
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"Hello, there."
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"Maybe I could see you between periods."
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"Oh. (laughs)"
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"Looks like you've got your hands full."
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"(chuckling): You're telling me."
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"I just don't know what to do."
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"Well, who do you think I should choose?"
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"Well, if it were me in this situation,"
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"I'd just go along for the ride and see what happens."
Family Guy
"That's it? That's your advice?"
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