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Clips from Family Guy - Peterschmidt Manor (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"So this is sports."
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"Where's the hosiery?"
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"Hi. I'm a 15‐year‐old wild card, and..."
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"Well, let's get you a gun already!"
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"Oh, Peter, I'm so glad you're finally doing"
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"something positive for your health."
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"What do you think about this treadmill?"
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"Yeah, this one's good."
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"Let me ask a salesperson for help like a complete beta."
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"Excuse me, sir‐‐ Oh, oh, you're helping someone else."
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"I'll be with you in one second."
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"Yeah, no, no. You're busy, I see."
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"Help him, then help her, then whoever's after them."
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"I'll just wait here and feel the running shirts."
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"Sir, do you need help?"
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"I'm waiting for Josh."
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"‐(loud rattle) ‐What the hell?"
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"Peter, what the hell is that?"
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"It's my new pitching machine, Lois."
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"And look, it can turn our car into a silly tank!"
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"Watch me nail Cleveland. (grunts)"
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"CLEVELAND: I got one, too, bitch!"
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"All right, Chris, time for your old man"
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"to teach you how to swing a bat."
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"But I've been playing Little League since I was seven."
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"Oh, that's all right."
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"After all, this is about father‐son bonding"
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"and not about hitting you in the nuts"
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"to get on America's Funniest Home Videos."
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"Wait, why are you pointing the pitching machine"
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"at my crotch? Ah! Hey!"
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"Come on, Chris. You and me up there at AFV"
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"in boxy, six‐button suits."
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"The kings of 1991, just for one night."
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"ANNOUNCER: Or will it be "Two Balls One Strike,""
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"submitted by Peter Griffin of Quahog, Rhode Island?"
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"And the winner is..."
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""Fainting Groom,""
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"sent in by Kevin and Lisa Tarczynski"
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"of Berkley, Michigan."
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"(all gasp)"
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""...but it turns out, the real Dianetics was"
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"the friends he made along the way.""
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"(sighs)"
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"Uh‐oh."
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"Stand back."
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"The pitching machine is the only plumber we'll need."
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"(pipes rattling)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(both scream)"
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"(all screaming)"
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"And... I'm waking up outside again."
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"Got to sleep to grow, guys."
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"Got to sleep to grow."
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"Oh, thanks for letting us stay here, Daddy."
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"We'll be out of your hair as soon as the house dries out."
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"You know, Carter, we don't mean to be a bother."
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"Why don't we just stay at a hotel,"
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"and you pay for the hotel"
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"and it should be the LEGOLAND hotel?"
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"I'm not giving you money"
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"for almost drowning my daughter and grandchildren."
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"Besides, I have to leave town for a couple days,"
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"and I need someone I can trust to look after the place."
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"Where's Babs? Why can't she do it?"
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"I don't know. The ransom note didn't say."
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"Daddy, I didn't know you were leaving town."
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"‐Where are you going? ‐Ah, just some funeral."
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"I'll be back in a couple of days."
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"I left food out for the butlers,"
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"just change their litter boxes tomorrow if you think of it."
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"A funeral? Who died?"
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"Just a... (stammers) just an old family friend."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Oh, a family friend? Was it someone I knew?"
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"All right, look, I didn't want to say anything,"
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"but it was Meredith, your old nanny."
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"Meredith? Oh, I loved that woman."
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"I was so sad when she quit."
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"Wow, Lois, you were lucky to have a nanny."
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"My mom just left me with a radio"
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"possessed by the former owner of our home."
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"Can I have a snack?"
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"RASPY VOICE (on radio): You're sitting where I died."
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"Why are you even going, Daddy?"
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"People always want the richest person they ever worked for"
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"to attend their funeral."
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"They'll be, like, "Oh, my God, a rich person!"
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"I guess it's okay he's talking on his phone.""
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"Well, I can't miss Meredith's funeral."
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"Yeah, I'd better go, too."
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"But I need you to watch the house!"
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"Oh, Peter and the kids are more than capable"
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"of watching the house."
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"Kids? They're staying?"
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"‐But they love funerals! ‐Peter, enough."
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"Daddy, I'm coming with you."
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"(sighs) Fine. Ass, gas, or grass?"
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"‐No one rides free. ‐I guess... gas?"
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"That's what all the prudes say."
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"Did you know this house is so large"
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"there's a 12‐second echo?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The acoustics are such that it takes the human voice"
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"12 seconds to bounce back as an echo."
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"That's ridiculous. Not even the Grand Canyon has a‐‐"
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"STEWIE'S ECHO: Did you know this house is so large"
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"there's a 12‐second echo?"
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"‐Ridiculous, huh? ‐Okay, I'm hearing it now."
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"‐(echo continues) ‐Well, next time, maybe don't doubt me"
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"when I tell you the acoustics are such"
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