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Clips from The Tender Bar

"Never keep somebody away from their cigarettes."
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"Poor old guy's probably climbing the walls."
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"Well, you know he's gonna be back in here saying weird shit. Here you go."
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"I want to back up Bobo."
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"(light laughter)"
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"With your grandfather's money?"
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"Yeah."
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"All right."
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"-Bobo, you're backed up on the kid. -This kid's all right."
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"Today, we're gonna take a break from our studies,"
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"and we're gonna make invitations."
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"Handmade invitations for the father-and-son breakfast."
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"All right, so you're gonna make your own invitations."
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"You're gonna bring 'em home to your fathers after school."
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"Saturday morning, we're gonna cook them breakfast,"
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"and you're gonna read to them from your schoolwork,"
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"so everybody gets to know each other better."
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"All right, and I want you to do things that you do with your dad, all right?"
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"Who needs a scissor? Who needs, like, a colored pencil or something?"
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"Hold on a sec. Let me get those."
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"All right? Got that?"
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"(school bell ringing)"
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"All right, guys, put invitations on my desk."
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"Thank you, Michael, Stephen."
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"Adam, excellent."
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"I love that."
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"All right."
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"What is it, JR?"
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"I don't have a father."
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"Oh. Did he pass on?"
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"I don't know. Maybe."
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"I just don't have one."
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""Passing on" means dead."
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"Oh. No, he's not dead."
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"He's on the radio."
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"Can I just not come to the breakfast?"
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"You know what, I'm gonna call your mother."
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"Don't they know the way the world is today?"
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"It's hard to tell people about your father, JR, because..."
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"it's hard to know where to begin."
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"Maybe the police can make him go?"
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"-(Mom laughs) -Police can't make him pay support."
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"A father-son breakfast might be tough."
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"Well, why don't you take him, you son of a bitch?"
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"Ah."
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"Why not? Why not?"
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"(chuckles) Oh, you're gonna take him?"
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"("Two of a Kind" by Bobby Darin & Johnny Mercer playing)"
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"You two look so handsome."
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"I remember you."
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"Let's go, before I change my mind."
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"You have fun."
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"-Take it easy, kid. -(door opens)"
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"-(door closes)"
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"-(breath shuddering)"
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Our educational system, and indeed"
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"our society as a whole,"
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"was destroyed in the 19th century by the German influence."
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"Really?"
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"Ability as a concept, turned into a mechanical, empirical construct."
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"You may be a beneficiary of this system."
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"Regardless of the system in place,"
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"he's the likeliest to be able to leave my house"
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"on his own abilities. Hmm?"
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"Thank you for taking me."
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"Aw."
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"Don't tell anybody I'm a good grandfather."
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"-Everybody will want one. -(laughs)"
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"Your mother has a tumor on her thyroid"
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"and is going to have it out."
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"It might be malignant, hmm?"
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"Be nice to her."
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"Okay."
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"("My Opening Farewell" by Jackson Browne playing)"
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"The biopsy proved the tumor was malignant,"
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"so they cut it out, along with her thyroid."
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"No chemo, no radiation."
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"They just cut it out, and the cancer was gone."
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"Sounds easier than it was."
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"Nothing in my mom's life came easy."
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"(vehicle approaches, brakes squeak)"
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"(engine shuts off)"
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"(birds chirping)"
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"(Mom groans)"
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"Do you want some water?"
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"I want you to succeed."
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"What if I can't?"
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"As God is my witness,"
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"you are going to Yale."
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"It's gonna cost $11,000."
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"Yeah? Who says?"
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"Grandpa."
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"(Mom scoffs)"
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"You mind if your mama believes in you?"
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"No."
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"Something's wrong with my brain today."
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"Wordy Gurdy has me stumped."
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"What's Wordy Gurdy?"
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"It's a puzzle."
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"They give you this half-assed clue, and the answers rhyme."
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"Like, uh... "Jane's vehicles""
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"is, you know, "Fonda's Hondas.""
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"Life's hard enough without puzzles."
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"Do puzzles, you don't get Alzheimer's."
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"This one's bullshit. "Richard's ingredients"?"
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"Who's Richard? Nixon?"
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""Nixon's fixin's.""
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"-"Terrific Gary." -"Super Cooper.""
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"("Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest playing)"
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"Oh, that's it-- kid's earned his stripes."
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"-This kid's a prodigy. -Gonna have to cut cards"
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"to see who loses their spot in the bowling league."
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"He's a prodigy, that kid."
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"Where'd you learn that word?"
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"All right, one more."
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"-Who else is coming? -Pat."
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"-Who's he? -She."
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"Your uncle's girlfriend."
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