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Clips from The Tender Bar

"Ah, we all make mistakes."
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"-Where do you think you're going? -It's fucking Wednesday!"
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"I go fucking bowling every fucking Wednesday! Fuck you!"
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"Fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch. Fuck you!"
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"Fuck you! Learn how to fucking drive, you twat."
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"Fuck you!"
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"-Bitch. -I see things are going well."
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"Hiya."
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"You must be young JR."
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"What are you doing hanging out with these bums?"
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"I get to go bowling 'cause I did the Wordy Gurdy."
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"Aw, you must be the apple of your mother's eye."
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"I hope so, 'cause she's sad."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"-(song stops) -(bowling pins crashing)"
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"("Lonely Girl" by The Expressions playing)"
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"I don't know, my feet are getting bigger, apparently."
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"Size 12?"
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"Hey, Bobo, get me a size 13, will you?"
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"How's your mom doing with the cancer?"
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"You kidding me?"
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"A, it's in remission."
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"Three, shut the fuck up."
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"I'm sorry. You don't have to be such a dick about it."
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"I got you, uh, something."
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"I was gonna hold on to it for a minute, but I'll give it to you now."
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"Here you go."
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"Turn it over."
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"That's Tom Seaver's autograph right there."
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"-Thank you. -Mm-hmm."
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"Listen to me. Your mom is gonna be okay."
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"You understand?"
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"I promise."
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"You're not gonna see, uh, Pat again, all right?"
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"She wasn't that bad."
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"Well, it's kind of a last straw kind of thing, you know?"
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"(sighs) Not exactly the first inkblot on her ledger."
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"You got to be able to do without people, and they got to know it."
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"It's either all in or nothing."
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"Know what I mean?"
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"("It's Your Thing" by The Isley Brothers playing)"
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"Go get a ball."
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"Five."
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"-Oh! -Oh!"
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"(cheering)"
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"(song stops)"
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""Laconic. Edict. Admonish."
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"Platitude. Duplicity. Sanctimonious.""
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"Provisional. Strident."
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"Bucolic. Fulcrum. Inimical."
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"Jesuitical."
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"Minion. Eclectic."
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"Geez, Mom."
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"-What? It's okay. I don't have lipstick. -I mean..."
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"I won't get in."
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"Yes, you will."
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"Uncle Charlie says to go all in."
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"Yeah, well, your uncle is talking about gambling,"
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"and that's why he lives at home."
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"Yeah, but isn't this gambling?"
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"It's better than not gambling."
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"I never gambled. That was my problem."
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"What about Dad?"
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"(mailbox door opens, closes)"
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"All right."
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"(sighs)"
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"(takes deep breath)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, God."
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"(sighs): Oh, God."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"-Open it. -I want to open it alone."
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"-Just open it. -Ma, you open it."
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"-No. -That's a call right there."
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"She's the one with the most invested."
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"I told her not a dime."
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"You don't have a fucking dime."
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"Unfortunately, his mother doesn't have a nickel."
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"JR, open it!"
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"-I can't open it. I can't open it. -Just open it."
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"It's not gonna fucking kill anybody."
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"I am. I am gonna die."
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"Oh, for fuck's sake. Give it to me."
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"No, let JR open it."
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"Uncle Charlie's a gambler."
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"-Just let him... -I paid the application fee."
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""Dear Mr. Maguire...""
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"Uh..."
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""It is a great pleasure to inform you"
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""that the Admissions Committee has voted to offer you a place"
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"in the Yale class of 1986.""
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"What?"
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"(stifled sobs)"
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""I'm also pleased to notify you that your financial need has been met.""
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"-If you're tricking me, I'll kill you. -Read it."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(takes deep breath)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"-What about Human Learning and Memory? -(mutters)"
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"Always take philosophy, okay?"
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"You always do well in that class, 'cause there's no right answer."
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"Your mother's gonna come to you and try to give you money."
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"Don't accept it."
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"I'll take care of you."
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"Once."
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"Talk to your father?"
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"I'll come home a lot."
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"Yeah, this isn't home."
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"(chuckles)"
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"-Yeah, it is. -No."
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"-No, it's not. -(door opens)"
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"-Okay, go. -(door closes)"
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"-Go. Go, go, go, go. -(engine starts)"
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"Go."
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"("Modern Life" by Devo playing)"
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"-How's it going? -Hey."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"(fading):"
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