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Clips from The Tender Bar

"No."
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"(sighs)"
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"(railway crossing bells clanging)"
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"Tell your cousin"
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"I said you can ride the fucking bike."
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"It's not his fucking bike anyway."
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"It's a house bike. I took that bike out of the dump"
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"and fixed it up for all you little assholes."
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"Now they're moving to Colorado."
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"It's your bike anyway."
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"(sighing): Oh, Jesus, mother of God."
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"How did you get sick?"
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"I'm not sick."
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"It's Saturday morning."
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"This is the way it is."
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"This is Saturday morning in the life of men."
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"Oh."
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"Go around to the bar. Get me a pack of cigarettes."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Get that before your grandmother does."
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"I'm-I'm not here. Whoever..."
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"-Hello? -Hey."
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"Now, I know there are a lot of rug rats running around,"
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"but I'm wondering if this is JR."
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"Dad?"
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"Huh? What?"
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"That's right, buddy, if this is JR..."
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"Give me the fucking phone."
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"-...I'm your father. -Mom's not here."
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"Well, I'm not calling for your mother, kiddo."
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"I'm calling for you."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"How would you like to see a ball game with your old man?"
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"-Really? -Sure. Ball game with your old man."
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"Mets or Yankees?"
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"Whatever you like."
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"Uncle Charlie says the Yankees are assholes,"
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"but the Mets drink at The Dickens."
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"How is your Uncle Charlie?"
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"How are you? He wants to know."
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"I'm still short 30 bucks."
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"Tell him the Mets play the Braves tomorrow night."
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"Mets play the Braves tomorrow night."
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"Doesn't mean he's gonna show up."
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"Well, I will tell you what, sport."
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"I'll get a couple tickets. (clears throat)"
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"And I will pick you up at your grandfather's at30."
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"Great. Thank you."
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"We got a lot to catch up on, you and me."
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"Okay."
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"-Bye, now. -Bye."
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"You gonna get my cigarettes?"
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"Oh."
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"Are you reading this paper?"
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"-Oh, no. -Great."
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"(chuckles softly)"
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"I... I got an interview at Yale."
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"(chuckles)"
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"He said to be ready at- 30."
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"I was ready at30 so as not to fuck up."
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"You always remember fucking up, so you don't want to."
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"The thing is, that day, I felt like I had."
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"That's the thing to remember about a kid."
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"The kid always thinks he fucked up."
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"I didn't know what he looked like."
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"I hadn't been to New York City to see his face on billboards and buses."
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"I couldn't have picked him out of a crowd."
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"But I wondered if it was like a thing you would always know,"
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"as if you would always know your father instantly."
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"It was possible."
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"-(crickets chirping) -(dog barking in distance)"
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"(vehicle approaching)"
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"(brakes squeaking)"
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"-(engine shuts off) -(door opens)"
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"(door closes)"
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"A little while later, after being arrested while on air"
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"for nonpayment of child support,"
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"The Voice fled the state."
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"It was about this same period that he called up drunk"
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"and said he put a contract on my mother's life."
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"He also threatened to kidnap me,"
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"but Uncle Charlie thought this was a less serious threat,"
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"as kidnapping comes with responsibilities."
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"We're the Two Musketeers, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"("Shotgun" by Jr. Walker & The All Stars playing)"
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"Let me show you something, okay?"
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"This is the male sciences, all right?"
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"You get your drink."
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"That goes there."
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"Got your pack of butts, right?"
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"That goes there."
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"See that? Look at... look at this guy right there."
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"See how he's putting his money in his pocket like that?"
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"-Yeah. -Never do that."
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"That's keeping your money like a drunk."
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"It's not correct."
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"Know what you also do?"
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"You take care of your mother."
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"All right?"
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"All right, give me a hand."
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"And you take care of, if you have one, your woman."
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"If you drink, you keep your shit together."
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"If your shit's not together, you don't drink."
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"Don't be like one of these assholes here who acts like"
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"it was Jesus who came down and made him late for work"
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"and spend all their money and throw back"
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"Old Hammerhead with vanilla Coke for 30 years."
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"You know what I'm saying? It's about being a man."
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"Get your drink. You get your butts."
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"Don't carry your money like a drunk. Oh, and, uh..."
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"See this? This little compartment in your wallet, right?"
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"That's where you keep your stashies."
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"That's like a hundred bucks, five, whatever,"
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"depending on the economy."
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"Important thing is you never, ever drink that money, right?"
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"What else? Hold doors."
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"Be good to your mother."
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"Teach you how to change a tire, jump a car."
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"You know, that's it."
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