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Clips from Seinfeld - The Yada Yada (S08E08)

"- What is this thing? - All right. That's enough."
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"- Just get going. Get out of here. - All right."
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"- Hey, Tim. Quick question. - Hey."
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"Is it normal for your teeth to make noises..."
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"...like a hissing or a chirping?"
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"George."
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"Fine, I'll make an appointment."
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"All right. It is cavity time."
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"Here we go."
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"Reminds me, you hear the one about the rabbi..."
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"...and the farmer's daughter, huh?"
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""Those aren't matzo balls.""
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"- What? - Tim, do you think you should be..."
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"...making jokes like that?"
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"Why not? I'm Jewish. Remember?"
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"- I know, but- - Jerry, it's our sense of humor..."
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"...that sustained us as a people for 3000 years."
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"- Five thousand. - Five thousand, even better."
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"Okay. Chrissy..."
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"...give me a shtickl of fluoride."
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"And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride."
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"Why are you so concerned about this?"
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"I'll tell you why."
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"Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes."
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"- Hello. - Would you be interested..."
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"...in a subscription to the New York Times?"
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"Yes."
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"- Well, I don't believe that. - If you'd got in the back seat..."
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"...we could've figured this out."
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"Well, why were you holding the door open for?"
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"Not for you. Who holds a door open for a man?"
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"Well, I thought it was a nice gesture, but I guess I was wrong."
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"Let's just put their names in a hat."
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"I don't even know their names."
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"Look, why don't you take the one on the left?"
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"- I'm not sure she's my type. - Oh, everybody's your type."
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"- You've been married three times. - That's it. It's go time."
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"- All right. Take it easy. Easy, easy. - Hey, hey, hey!"
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"No, come on, let him go. You wanna throw? Let's throw!"
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"Hey, hey! Hold on a second."
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"All right, look. I got an idea."
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"Why don't you just show up early for your next date..."
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"...sit across from each other and see who the girls sit next to."
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"- That's not bad. - All right. So we let the girls decide."
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"Yeah, why should we knock ourselves out?"
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"- I wanna wear that shirt next time. - No one wears the shirt next time."
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"- Right, because they already saw it. - We'll look like idiots."
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"Well, we... We were engaged to be married."
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"We bought the wedding invitations and..."
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"...yada, yada, yada. I'm still single."
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"So, what's she doing now?"
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"Yada."
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"- I get it. - I love talking to you."
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"Me too. So speaking of exes..."
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"...my old boyfriend came over late last night..."
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"...and yada, yada, yada. Anyway, I'm really tired today."
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"Beth, Arnie, hi. What's up?"
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"Well, our adoption application was denied."
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"- Really? - The adoption agent seems to feel..."
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"...that Arnie has a violent temper."
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"So we're just asking our friends..."
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"...what they may have said to the adoption agent."
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"Well, I..."
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"You know, I just told them what kind people you are..."
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"...and how Arnie's a big movie buff..."
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"...and yada, yada, yada. That is it."
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"How you doing?"
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"I have some discomfort in my molar."
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"You like Tootsie Rolls, don't you?"
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"Father Curtis, why don't you come in?"
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"Father Curtis, good guy. Oh, which reminds me."
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"Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?"
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"I'll tell you later."
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"Whatley."
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"What are they doing here?"
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"Told you we should've gotten here early."
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"All right. Okay, now what are we going to do?"
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"All right. Don't panic."
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"Let's just decide now. Which one do you want?"
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"- I'll take Julie. - I knew you wanted her."
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"- That's who I wanted. - All right. I'll take Karen."
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"No, you think I'm falling for that? I'll take Karen."
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"Fine. I'll take Julie."
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"All right. Which one is Julie?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Why don't we just grab a chair? - You first."
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"No, you first."
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"- How you doing? - Good evening."
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"Stop."
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"Well, you ladies look lovely tonight."
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"So Whatley says to me, "Hey, I can make Catholic jokes."
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"I used to be Catholic.""
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"Now, see, I don't think it is a Catholic joke."
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"I think it's more of a Raquel Welch joke."
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"What was it? "No, I said, 'Hand me the buoys. " '"
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""Buoys.""
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"Don't you see what Whatley is after?"
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"Total joke-telling immunity."
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"He's already got the big two religions covered."
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"If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him."
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"So, what are you going to do?"
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"I think this Father Curtis might be very interested to hear..."
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"...what Whatley has the pope doing with Raquel Welch."
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"Hey, Beth, Arnie, it's Elaine."
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"Thought you guys might wanna have lunch. Give me a call. Bye."
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"They're not getting a baby, so you're taking them to lunch."
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"I thought it would be nice."
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"- Poor Beth. - Hey, Arnie's just as upset."
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"Oh, screw him."
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"Listen to this."
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"Marcy comes over, tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night..."
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"...and "Yada, yada, yada, I'm really tired today.""
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"- What do you think she's tired from? - Well, obviously the yada yada."
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"You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
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"I've yada yada-ed sex."
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"- Really? - Yeah. I met this lawyer."
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"We went out to dinner. I had the lobster bisque."
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"We went back to my place. Yada, yada, yada..."
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"...I never heard from him again."
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