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Clips from Seinfeld - The Yada Yada (S08E08)

"But you yada yada-ed over the best part."
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"No, I mentioned the bisque."
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"Well, I gotta do something."
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"Well, I gotta do something."
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"George is already in there."
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"No, Mickey and I. We can't work it out."
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"You know, I'm thinking of asking that Karen out by myself. She's the one."
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"You were leaning towards Julie."
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"Well, I was. But the one I thought was Julie turned out to be Karen."
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"Well, it was a hell of a yada yada."
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"He's moving to Seattle. He wanted to say goodbye."
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"I was just getting out of the shower and yada, yada, yada-"
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"All right. Enough. Enough."
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"From now on, no more yada yadas. Just give me the full story."
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"Okay. Well..."
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"...when I got out of the shower, I was dripping-"
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"Not that story. Another story."
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"Tell me about the free facial."
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"Okay, well, like I said, I was on Third Avenue..."
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"...and I stopped by a large department store."
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"- Which one? - Bloomingdale's."
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"Very good. Go on."
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"- And- Oh, I stole a Piaget watch. - What's that?"
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"And then I was on such a high..."
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"...that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor..."
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"...and got a massage and a facial and skipped out on the bill."
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"Shoplifting."
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"Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged."
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"What was the rest of that?"
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"Excuse me, Mother?"
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"- Sister. - Sister. Right."
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"Do you know when Father Curtis has office hours?"
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"Well, not until tomorrow."
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"I really need to speak with him."
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"You know, that's a kneeler."
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"Tell me your sins, my son."
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"Well, I should mention that I'm Jewish."
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"- Oh, that's no sin. - Oh, good."
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"Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley."
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"I have a suspicion..."
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"...that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
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"And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
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"No, it offends me as a comedian."
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"And it'll interest you to know that he's also telling Catholic jokes."
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"- Well- - And, I mean, they're old jokes."
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"I mean, the pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat."
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"I haven't heard that one."
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"Oh, I'm sure you have. They're out on the ocean..."
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"...and yada, yada, yada and she-"
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"And she says, "Those aren't buoys.""
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"- Father. - One second."
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"Well, if it would make you feel better, I could speak to Dr. Whatley."
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"I have to go back and have a wisdom tooth removed."
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"Good luck. You know the difference..."
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"...between a dentist and a sadist, don't you?"
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"Newer magazines."
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"That's funny."
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"Now if you would excuse me."
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"Jerry, I gotta talk to you."
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"- Hi. - Hi, Kramer."
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"Got a minute?"
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"Actually, my parents are over, but would you like to meet them?"
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"- Yeah. - Mom, Dad."
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"Hi."
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"Elaine, I have to ask you about something."
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"- What? - The yada yada."
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"- Yada yada? - What exactly happened down there?"
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"Well, I don't know. I mean, I talked to him..."
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"...and blah, blah, blah. He asked about you guys and:"
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"More questions. Blah, blah, blah."
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"All right. Shut up."
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"Shut up? Again you are telling me to shut up?"
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"- What? - You yelled at me..."
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"...that time at the movies."
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"That's why you're not getting the baby."
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"And you told that to the adoption guy?"
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"- Slipped out. - Oh, God."
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"What am I gonna tell Beth?"
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"Well, Arnie, look, I'll go down and talk to this adoption guy..."
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"...and make sure it all gets straightened out."
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"- Just don't screw it up this time! - See, again you're yelling."
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"Not a fan of the yelling."
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"Are you about done?"
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"Oh, I'm just getting warmed up."
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"Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines."
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"Father Curtis told me your little joke. I really didn't appreciate it."
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"Well, what about all your Jewish jokes?"
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"I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist."
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"You have no idea what my people have been through."
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"- The Jews? - No, the dentists."
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"You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession."
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"Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?"
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"So I'll... I'll see you tonight, huh? Okay."
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"- Date with Karen? - No, Julie."
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"- She's the one. - What happened to Karen?"
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"Well, Mickey and her have more in common. Her parents are little people."
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"Oh, small world."
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"So little people can have "non-little-people" children?"
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"Oh, yeah, and vice versa."
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"Yeah, Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry."
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"So you won't believe what happened with Whatley."
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"It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended."
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"Those people can be so touchy."
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"- "Those people. " Listen to yourself. - What?"
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"You think that dentists are so different from me and you?"
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"They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream."
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"- Whatley's from Jersey. - Yes, and now..."
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"...he's a full-fledged American."
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"Kramer, he's just a dentist."
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"Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite."
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"I am not an anti-dentite."
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"You're a rabid anti-dentite."
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"Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs:"
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""Hey, denty.""
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"Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools."
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"- They do have their own schools. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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"Oh, come on. One little baby, whatever you have in stock."
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"- Miss Benes, please. - Lookit, lookit, Brian."
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"These people are getting a baby, period."
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"Now, we can do this the easy way..."
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