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Clips from The Goldbergs - Lainey Loves Lionel (S03E03)

"Dear Lord! They pooped all over my stuff!"
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"It's like a bottle of Elmer's glue exploded in there."
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"Geoff, this has to stop."
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"Don't worry. I'll go get some paper towels."
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"Geoff to the rescue. I'm such a good guy."
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"ADULT ADAM: While Erica was trying to ignore Geoff,"
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"my dad just wanted me to ignore the rules."
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"All right, son."
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"I'm not looking."
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"Now's your chance to go see your jiggle movie."
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"What? Aren't you coming with me?"
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"Who's gonna buy me a ticket?"
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"That would defeat the whole purpose!"
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"You got to do this on your own."
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"You buy a ticket for Annie,"
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"and then you sneak into Porky's."
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"Easy-peasy."
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"But I just saw Annie."
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"You think they'll believe I'd see that garbage twice in a week?"
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"(DOOR SQUEAKING)"
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"Even better. Now it's free."
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"Now you're telling me to cheat the theater out of the price of a ticket?"
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"All right. That's it. I've had enough."
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"You go see that movie now or you're punished."
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"What? You can't punish me for not breaking the rules!"
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"Move it now!"
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"Fine! But I'll never forgive you for helping me get into"
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"the movie I've been dying to see."
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"ADULT ADAM: Even though I was doing exactly what my dad said,"
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"for the first time in my life, I felt like a total rebel."
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"Show time."
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"That is, until someone interrupted the movie."
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"Excuse me. Pardon me, everyone."
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"I hate to interrupt your smut,"
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"but my innocent little boy is in here."
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"(GASPS) She's here!"
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"I know you're in here, Adam!"
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"A mother always knows. Surrender!"
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"Oh, balls."
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"I don't mean to judge any of you, but you're all terrible."
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"Best of luck."
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"ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day was fast approaching,"
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"and Barry had finally found the perfect gift for Lainey."
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"How long have you been here?"
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"Been in here since the crack of dawn,"
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"but it'll all make sense once you see my masterpiece."
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"¶ Hello ¶"
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"(MUSIC STOPS) (SCREAMS)"
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"Was that a scream of delight?"
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"That was terror."
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"Seriously, this thing is gonna haunt me forever."
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"In a good way? Who gets haunted in a good way?"
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"Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams."
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"Okay, that was a fantastic example."
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"But this thing is beyond disturbing."
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"Thing? It looks like Sloth from the Goonies,"
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"got botched plastic surgery."
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"It's clearly Lainey."
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"Lainey? It looks like someone sat on a puppet"
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"from The Dark Crystal."
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"Damn it! Okay. I know what I got to do."
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"See, the girl in the video was blind."
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"I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes"
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"when I should really be looking at her with my hands."
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"The hands are the eyes of the arms."
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"I don't know, man."
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"This whole thing is just so off the rails."
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"Ceramics, am I right? Can we talk about us?"
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"There isn't an us."
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"And you're, like, terrible at icebreakers."
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"Cool. Cool. So, I've come to a major life decision. We're done."
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"Sweet."
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"You do realize what that means."
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"Now you have to just sit back"
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"and watch me date a parade of hot ladies,"
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"knowing in your heart that you missed out."
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"Well, live and learn."
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"Okay, but you're making me uncork"
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"all this charm I've been hiding!"
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"Hey, hallways, am I right?"
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"You broke my rules, you broke my trust,"
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"and you broke my heart."
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"The bad-boy triple axle."
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"Well, gold medal, bad boy."
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"You are grounded for a month."
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"No Nintendo, no telephone, no snuggies."
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"What? You can't do that."
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"You're right."
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"I'm not gonna deny myself snuggies"
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"just because you love perverted cinema."
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"We can snug, but still, no Nintendo and no telephone."
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"But Sunday's Valentine's Day."
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"I have a whole phone date planned with Dana."
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"Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry,"
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"just wait till your dad gets going."
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"This is gonna get ugly."
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"You're gonna hear it! Brace yourself, boy!"
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"I am so proud of you."
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"Please. Don't be."
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"Oh, but I am."
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"Go and make mom unground me."
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"Oh, I can't do that. You broke the rules."
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"Because of you!"
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"And you have my respect."
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"I don't want it! I want to have my first Valentine's Day"
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"with my girlfriend."
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"You are angry and defiant."
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"And it makes my heart full."
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"No! Stop! Empty your heart."
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"Way to go, son."
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"Don't call me son with pride ever again."
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"Son. You really want me to break the rules?"
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"That's exactly what I'm going to do!"
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"ADULT ADAM: And so, I started my life as a rule breaker, big-time."
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"One ticket to Seattle, please."
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"My girlfriend lives there."
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"You flying alone today, kid?"
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"Uh...is that a problem?"
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"Nope, but you can meet the captain,"
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"and we'll let you steer the plane."
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