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Clips from The Goldbergs - Lainey Loves Lionel (S03E03)

"ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, it was the '80s."
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"Things were a tad looser back then."
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"As I was off to see my Valentine,"
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"Barry was still feeling his out."
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"Hey, babe."
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"(AS LIONEL RICHIE) Hello. Oh, boy."
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"And with that, Barry did some research,"
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"terrible, invasive research."
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"Do you trim your nose hairs?"
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"Wow. Your forehead's so big."
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"What's that right there? I never noticed that."
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"Your eye looks different today."
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"What's going on? What's happening right now?"
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"Oh, nothing. Just passing on by before social studies class."
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"Thought I'd give you a little face feel."
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"(CHUCKLES) Please don't touch my face."
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"You got tater-tot hands."
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"Ooh! That is a big noggin! (CHUCKLES)"
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"Dude! I don't know what this is, but now I'm pissed!"
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"Well done. Wait. How many teeth do you have?"
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"Let me count your teeth. LAINEY: Ugh!"
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"Teeth, am I right?"
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"Stop doing what you're doing!"
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"No, it's not what you think, okay?"
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"I just wanted to say sorry."
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"I've been annoying. I get it."
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"Spending all that money on flowers"
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"and white pigeons was a real wake-up call."
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"I thought they were doves."
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"You put gross albino pigeons in my locker?"
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"The point is, I give up, okay?"
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"I made a deal with myself."
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"If I couldn't win you over by Valentine's Day,"
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"then it was time to move on."
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"So, I guess friends?"
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"For sure. Friends."
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"ADULT ADAM: There it was, the one word that killed"
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"any romantic relationship."
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"That was very mature of you, man."
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"Oh, no. Just wait. Here's where she turns around,"
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"gives me a longing look because she didn't realize"
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"what she had until now."
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"It's my master plan. Here we go."
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"Right now!"
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"Right now!"
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"Right now!"
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"(SIGHS) It's over, bro."
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"Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows you gave yourself that flower."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Geoff realized he had to get over his broken heart,"
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"I was breaking the rules."
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"Suck on this, Murray Goldberg. (BELL DINGS)"
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"CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) Welcome aboard. This is your Captain."
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"Our flight time to Seattle will be about five hours."
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"Wait. Did he say five hours?"
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"Rough weather in the Midwest, so we'll see some minor turbulence."
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"Minor turbulence? Oh, that's not great."
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"Or major turbulence."
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"Just, uh, please keep your seat belts fastened."
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"They don't know? They should know!"
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"Oh, God! Why am I here? What have I done?"
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"ADULT ADAM: Sure, as a boy, I was afraid of flying."
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"But as a man, I wasn't gonna wuss out and call my parents."
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"Murray!"
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"(CHEERING ON TV)"
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"(VOLUME INCREASES)"
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"(RINGING CONTINUES)"
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"BEVERLY: Murray!"
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"I can't! I'm busy!"
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"(RINGING CONTINUES) Murray!"
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"Fine."
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"(TV SHUTS OFF)"
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"Hello?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"Who is it?"
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"Adam's at the airport."
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"Seattle?"
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"I mean, really?"
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"You are not dressed for that kind of rainy weather."
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"At the very least, pack some duck boots."
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"I mean, you could have gotten a head cold and died!"
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"Dad said to break the rules, so that's just what I did."
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"I meant leave the seat up! Eat a grape at the supermarket!"
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"Not fly across the damn country!"
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"But, deep down, you're proud of me."
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"No, I'm the opposite of that."
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"Gotcha. Mom's here,"
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"so you can't give me the respect that I deserve."
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"No respect! You're a moron!"
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"Yep. I really am."
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"You really are."
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"Let's just all agree, in the future,"
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"we leave the parenting to me and Bev."
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"Yes. For sure."
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"Absolutely."
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"Guys, guys, I think the headline here"
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"is that I did the right thing in the end."
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"True. I cried until they turned that plane around."
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"That was not easy and cost me every bit of my dignity."
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"He did do that."
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"And I did not try smoking,"
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"even though the other passengers said it would calm my nerves."
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"You should head upstairs now."
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"Same goes for the tiny vodka bottles."
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"Head upstairs now."
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"Everybody go!"
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"Well, I hope you're happy. You've ruined our son."
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"Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real (BLEEP)"
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"I'm not gonna apologize for that."
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"Bevy, do you really want to have the only kid in the world"
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"who's afraid to see an R-rated movie?"
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"Yes!"
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"That's the dream."
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"Well, it's not mine."
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"Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches like the two of you,"
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"but we need to raise a man,"
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"one who's not afraid to go out and take a risk,"
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"even if it means disappointing us."
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