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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Roastmaster Tom/A Daffodil for Terence (S01E01)

"- I don't like where this is going."
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"- We'll take in a show, meet my old acting friends"
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"and stop for nibbles at Oso. And it's all on me."
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"- Mom, say something. - We're in."
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"- We're in? No, sounds like my worst nightmare."
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"- But if it's a free dinner, I feel like we have no choice."
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"- Oh, this is not gonna be fun. [bells ringing]"
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"- Louder, Tom."
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"Never say a line when you can over enunciate it."
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"- "Ah, look at the daffodils.""
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"- Put your body into it."
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"There's nothing coming back at me, Tom."
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"They called me Mr. B. - Why?"
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"- Because I was the mayor of Broadway."
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"- Then you just started teaching at a grade school?"
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"- Yes. - Wow, look at that."
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"- Back in the day I owned this town."
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"Tom, do you see what he's doing?"
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"You have to make sure every syllable is heard."
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"- Shh. Shut up!"
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"- This is my gift to you."
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"- "How to Act with Vigor and Volume: Volume 2.""
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"- On the roof of that building"
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"I made love to Marcia Gay Harden."
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"- Kind of a weird story to tell a little kid."
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"- Yeah, very weird."
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"Let's get that free dinner."
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"[jazz music playing]"
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"- Wow, this is so great."
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"I haven't seen you in, like, 30 years."
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"- Seeing you again makes me feel so alive."
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"- Mm-hmm, yes."
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"- Oh, wow, you guys were all in acting school together?"
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"- Yeah, we-- - I was the star"
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"of the class, but I have to say,"
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"my colleagues here were very supportive."
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"- Well, you know, I'm not sure "star" is the word I'd use."
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"- Gary, tell our friends here the anecdote"
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"about the time Daniel Day-Lewis saw me perform"
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"and said, "Now, that is acting.""
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"- Did that happen? I have no memory of that."
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"- Tom, listen, I'm gonna run to the little boys' room."
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"If the waiter comes, order me a martini"
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"with gherkins not olives and tell him not to drown it"
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"in vermouth like a bourgeois fool."
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"- We'll just order when you're back."
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"- Tom, I want you to lean in and listen to me."
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"- Okay. What's up, Gary?"
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"- Whatever he's teaching you, do the opposite."
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"- Why? I thought he's the best actor of his generation."
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"- Who told you that? - Him."
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"- Yeah, he--he says it a lot."
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"- Oh, he was terrible, the worst."
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"- Mm, I don't like this."
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"- So he didn't--he didn't pass on "The Godfather""
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"'cause it was beneath him?"
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"- They wouldn't even let him do background work"
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"in "Porky's.""
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"- This is a disaster."
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"I just did a seven-day boot camp with the guy."
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"- Forget everything he taught you and remember this--"
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"less is more."
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"- Less is more. Less of what?"
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"- A good actor can convey more"
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"with a look than a thousand words."
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"- It's all in your face."
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"- Just show 'em my face, and I'm done?"
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"- Yes, Tom. A subtle grimace... - Ooh, I like that."
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"- Or a menacing sneer. - I have to admit--"
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"Gary does seem like he knows what he's talking about."
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"- I feel afraid, but I'm also turned on."
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"- It's weird that he's still sneering,"
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"but it is--it is dramatic."
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"[dramatic music playing]"
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"- I mean, I don't mean to boast,"
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"but I did train in New York with a instructor named Gary."
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"- Wow, cool. - Incredible."
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"- Had some nibbles at Orso. The whole thing is just--"
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"- Thomas. - Hey, Mr. B."
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"It's the big night. I'm ready to go."
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"- Fantastic."
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"Let's see what level you're performing at."
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"- Oh, you wanna run the lines? - Yes, Thomas."
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"- I wasn't planning on saying any of the lines."
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"- Your friend Gary said less is more, so..."
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"- Tom, you need to talk."
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"Acting requires talking."
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"- Get it together. - Ouch."
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"Oh, no, your friend Gary said all I have to do is this..."
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"- Who's Gary? - Ouch."
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"Can someone restrain the cat, please?"
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"- Gary is an imbecile. - What?"
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"- I have no choice but to step in and play the part myself."
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"- Oh, no, Mr. B, I don't know if acting's your strong suit."
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"- Tom, I am going on. Give me the costume."
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"- No, Mr. B, please. Please. Hey, stop. Mr. B."
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"- Get ready for a master class in drama."
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"- Not gonna lie, I had more fun last year"
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"when I vomited and pooped in my pants."
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"[indistinct chatter, feedback whines]"
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"- [over PA] Hey, folks, quick update here--"
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"uh, there's been a bit of a casting change."
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"The lead will now be played by our very own Mr. B,"
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"and Tom is back to playing the village idiot."
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"Okay, thanks so much."
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"- Hang on. What?"
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"[soft music playing]"
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"- Our story begins at a bleak café in Denmark."
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"A lone cat moans in the distance..."
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"- [imitates meowing] [light applause]"
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"- As a old man named Valdemar enters frame."
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"- A plague, you say?"
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- Dear parents... [crying]"
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"We shall meet again."
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"And we shall run through the daffodils"
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"forever more."
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"[grunting]"
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"- What the hell was that? - That sucked."
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