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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Roastmaster Tom/A Daffodil for Terence (S01E01)

"[all booing]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Are they saying "you" or "boo"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That was awful. And I'm friends with that man."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Mr. B, can I give you some acting tips real quick?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Well, you may as well, Tom. Everybody else has."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[whispering indistinctly]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Tom, I'm afraid you might be right."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"All right, you fucking idiots,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"we'll take it from Valdemar's soliloquy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Terence, my dear, dear Terence,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I must ask, and I must ask now."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Who amongst you lost wastrels..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"farted?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What the hell was that?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Get him off the stage. [all booing]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Um, it's called comic relief,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"you soulless gnomes."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Man, who says "fart" and don't get a laugh?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, he really butchered my mom's dialogue."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"On paper, that line was great."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- ♪ Remember, there's more road ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And places to go ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And patterns to contemplate ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ More people to fornicate ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And remember, there's a lot of good omens ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Supplying the proof that our life ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Is the best joke ever told ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Remember, it's a joke and leave it alone ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Let go and try to be always abiding ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Remember, if there's one good reason for dying ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ The sweet silver lining ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Through you she lives on ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ And therein lies a truth ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ We can sip when we want ♪"
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"♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪"
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