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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Roastmaster Tom/A Daffodil for Terence (S01E01)

"I'm, like, so close and then I blow it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"My neighbor's right. I don't deserve to be happy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- C'mon, don't give up."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"We promised we would get you to return to school."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Let me--let me see what I can do."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Go ahead. - Hey."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Can I have a quick chat? - Mm-hmm."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Can we--can we talk, comedian to comedian?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm a doorman. I'm not a comedian."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm not funny. - Seem pretty funny."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, I'm not funny."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Is there any way you could sneak us in"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"to see Glenn Hubert? It's for my pal."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"He's not doing so well. He's seen better days."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What, your pal? Which one?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Over there, over my shoulder."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's so sad. - It is sad."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"The number one thing on his bucket list,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"you ready for this?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"See Glenn Hubert live in concert."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'll talk to Glenn. - That's amazing."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Maybe he'll even give him a shout out."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"He loves doing good deeds like this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's a very good deed."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Listen, if I can ever repay the favor, just say the word."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Okay. What is it he can do?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Anything, as long as, like, it's related to the bassoon"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"or Wiffle ball or basic things like that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"If you need a back--you wanna borrow a backpack?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Why would I want a backpack? - I don't know."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I can't repay the favor. This is a one way street."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"All right, guys, I pulled some strings."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I told him I'm a roast master. We're in."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What? Oh, you're the best."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- We're seeing the whole act."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Glenn Hubert, Todd Glass and free nachos."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wow. Maybe he is the roast master."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, in the comedy circles, I get a lot of respect."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You guys ready for some wholesome comedy? Huh?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yes. What a night. - Incredible."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah. Yeah. How 'bout some clean jokes?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Well, here's your guy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"The sweetest, cleanest,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"nicest guy in the game, here he comes."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Give it up for Glenn Hubert."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[cheers and applause]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- [chuckles] Hi. Hi, everyone."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I went to church this morning."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"What's up with these pews?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Why are they always made of wood?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Eh? Ever hear of cushions?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"C'mon. [cheers and laughter]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- So him just saying the word "cushions" is the punchline?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Look at the principal. He really loves this guy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Look at his eyes. I've never seen him"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"light up like that before."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I've never seen a guy laugh like this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You know what ruffles my feathers?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Pudding."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's not quite ice cream but not quite custard."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"C'mon, pudding. Make a decision."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Not a great joke. - Look, I like to tease."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But let's take it down a notch."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I understand we have a special guest in the audience."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"He's always wanted to see me live,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and tonight he gets his wish."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Where is the little guy? Don't be shy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Right here. - Oh."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is the guy. - Right here, right here. Look."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wait. This is him? [crowd murmuring]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I was told this is the Make-A-Wish thing"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for a little kid. - Oh, no, I never said that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You clearly said my pal. I thought it was him."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- If I said my pal, I meant princi-pal."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Princi what? - You can't spell principal"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"without pal. - What the hell does that mean?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- He's not a kid. He's, like, in his early 50s."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- 46. - Folks,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"there's always one asshole in the crowd,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and here he is."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wait. I'm actually, like, your biggest fan."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I tried to do a clean act, folks, but fuck this guy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Glenn, please, this is a special night."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, it's a special night?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"In that case, have a drink on me, asshole!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- C'mon, that was uncalled for."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- [groans] - Oh, no, not the crotch."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey, don't touch me."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I still need to cross this off my list."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Look, if we need a replacement,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I was on the shortlist for roast master."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"See what you think of this. What's up with Tom's mom?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Nelson, no. - Always with the flip flops."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You live in New Jersey, biatch. Buy some shoes."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Am I right? [laughter]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wow, he is good."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"If he'd have been the roast master,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"we would have avoided so many problems."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[cheers and applause]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Okay, kids. The school play is coming up"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and I've written the script myself."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Now, who would like to handout the scripts?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Um... ♪ I do ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Thank you, Blaze. Your enthusiasm is a delight."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- One for you. You're welcome."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- "A Daffodil for Terence"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
""A morose tale of anguish and loss.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Oh, this sounds horrible. - Hey, Mr. B."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Not to put a damper on the whole thing,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"but can I sit this one out?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I had a bad experience last year."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Remember I threw up and I pooped simultaneously?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"They had to carry me off."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I remember it all too well, Tom."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But this year you only have one line as the village idiot."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Village idiot?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I mean, is that even believable casting?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That seems right. - Blaze, please."
10-Year-Old-Tom
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