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Clips from Mozart in the Jungle - You Have Insulted Tchaikovsky (S01E01)

"♪♪ [Mozart on piano]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Remember,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"whoever is most impertinent has the best chance."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I simply follow my own feelings."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That's just what I'm trying to do, Herr Mozart."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Horse manure."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Horse manure."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Aw, tell me, how are the boys... Ryan and..."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- What are their fucking names again? - Scott."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Ryan and Scott. They're twins."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Ryan and Scott, they're twins. Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"From the top."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Wife, daughter, niece, Kira... Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, Helena. Ravishing. Yadda, yadda, yadda."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Congrats on the Picasso. Blah, blah, blah."
Mozart in the Jungle
"How are Ryan and Scott? You know"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm on the board of Princeton,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"if you should need anything."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- They're 4 years old. - Ah, shit, right."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay. Now I move onto Mrs. Burlingame."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Welcome. My condolences."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Eugene was a fine, fine man."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, I see you've already met our new captain Rodrigo."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Pretend to be the maestro."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh, he declined."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Excuse me?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"He's not coming."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I left a note on your desk."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Show me where his office is."
Mozart in the Jungle
"No one ever listens to me around here."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- Sharon! - Coming."
Mozart in the Jungle
"If he's going to have us rehearsing over the summer break,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"the least we can demand is that he keep"
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"the room at a comfortable 72."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- 70. - What do you care?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"It doesn't affect the fucking triangle."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's an idiophone."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It resonates more clearly at 70."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That is such a goddamn myth."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Can we try to stay focused on this?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Lazlo used to tell him to shut it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Don't put Cynthia in that box, man."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- Guys... - She's her own dude."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- Bob: I have low circulation. - You're on my side, right?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"- You know you get a clearer tone... - My hands can't move fast when it's cold..."
Mozart in the Jungle
"This is bullshit."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Who cares about rehearsal room temperature"
Mozart in the Jungle
"when management is trying to cut our sick pay by 40%"
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"and our pension payout in half?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Only for new hires."
Mozart in the Jungle
"D.D.: We're all in this together."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Don't short change our young brothers and sisters, Bob."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Cynthia: Exactly."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Rodrigo: Fill it a little bit less than three quarters."
Mozart in the Jungle
"More. More. More."
Mozart in the Jungle
"More."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's always a bit messy, so don't worry about it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"The important thing is to shake it,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"so now put your hand on top of the gourd."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Now turn it over. Yeah."
Mozart in the Jungle
"And shake. Shake, shake, shake it very hard. Shake."
Mozart in the Jungle
"More. Shake."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay, now turn it over and back."
Mozart in the Jungle
"The water has to be below boiling,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"so 85 degrees Celsius or less."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Now pour the water where the level is low"
Mozart in the Jungle
"where the leaves are like a little hill."
Mozart in the Jungle
"The yerba has to absorb it. Allow it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"And put the bombilla, the straw."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh-huh. Okay. And now we wait."
Mozart in the Jungle
"But don't turn off the tape."
Mozart in the Jungle
"You stay there, and I will be right here."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'll tell you when it feels right."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Hailey,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"why the oboe?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Well, uh, well..."
Mozart in the Jungle
"my dad suggested it"
Mozart in the Jungle
"because my grandmother had played, so..."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[laughing]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Ah, man, it's funny, you know?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm sorry. It was a joke."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's funny because I'm not there, you know?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"[chuckle] Forgive me."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Eagle!"
Mozart in the Jungle
"There's an eagle outside."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Where's your snake? ¿Dónde está tu serpiente?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's fascinating, an eagle in the city, you know?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I can relate."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay, Hailey,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"now it should be ready."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Slurp in the first sip and then spit it right out."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Spit it, spit it. Don't drink it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Don't drink it because it's too bitter."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Wait a few seconds."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay. Good."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Now drink it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That is how mate should taste."
Mozart in the Jungle
"This is a real pain in the ass, Sharon."
Mozart in the Jungle
"What the hell is this?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I showed him the offices upstairs."
Mozart in the Jungle
"He preferred to be closer to the ground."
Mozart in the Jungle
"He liked the acoustics better."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Closer to the ground?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"We are under the ground."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I didn't even know this was here."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- ... good digestion... - [knock on door]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Maestro, it's Gloria."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- [recording stops] - Maestro,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"may I come in?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Mrs. Windsor, hi."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Where is he?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh, the maestro went to the library."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- He said it... - Call him."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh, okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Is there, like, a faster way to use this?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"You must have had a lot of patience in the olden days."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[coughing]"
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