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Clips from Mozart in the Jungle - You Have Insulted Tchaikovsky (S01E01)

"♪♪ [classical ringtone]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"[ringtone stops]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Mate. It's, like,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"- actually, a really amazing... - I don't care. Listen, young lady,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"there was a very black, very stretched limousine"
Mozart in the Jungle
"idling out front."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It is here to take my maestro"
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"to an event of great importance to us."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I want you to take this car to the library,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"put him in it, and get him there in an hour."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's formal. Any later,"
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"and I will have a seizure of some kind,"
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"and you will lose your job..."
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"again."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Sharon, I'm going to reverse out."
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"[no audible dialogue]"
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"[line ringing]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Suicide prevention. This is Lizzie."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Hey, Lizzie, where are you?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Do you know that dry cleaner on Grand?"
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"Awesome bulletin board."
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"Is it weird that I think I qualify"
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"for, like, literally all these jobs?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Man, I've got some calls to make."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, thank God you're here."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm looking for a man that has, like..."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I've got this, Hail."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Is there, like, a quiet room where, uh,"
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"a man could meditate or marinate?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Something like that."
Mozart in the Jungle
"You mean like a library?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Let's go."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Here he is. Is this him?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh-uh."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Helena. Ah. Look at you. Stunning."
Mozart in the Jungle
"How are those two handsome little boys, Ryan and Scott?"
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"You know, I'm on the board of Collegiate..."
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"when the time comes, of course."
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"Edna, you look beautiful."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Margaret, love the Lanvin."
Mozart in the Jungle
"God, it's a shame about Eugene."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I can't imagine not seeing him at the Everglades this winter"
Mozart in the Jungle
"with his brilliant collection of cravats."
Mozart in the Jungle
"You know, he lent me one once."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, I never gave it back to him."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm going to treasure it forever. Isn't that right, love?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Thomas loves that cravat."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I do."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'll check in with you later, okay?"
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"Bunny."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's such a treat to see you, Gloria."
Mozart in the Jungle
"And you."
Mozart in the Jungle
"So where's this handsome young matador"
Mozart in the Jungle
"you hired to run the place?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Well, you can't rush genius."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Excuse me just one moment."
Mozart in the Jungle
"May I borrow the maestro?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, Excuse me."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Ah ha."
Mozart in the Jungle
"The natives are getting restless."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Well, you hired the capricious child."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Look, all I'm saying is"
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"we can't be surprised by his mañana attitude."
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"- What time is it? - Oh."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Um, oh, bugger me, it's late."
Mozart in the Jungle
"All right. No worries, darling."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I will, as they say, seize the day."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Um, ladies, please, may I have your attention?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Please, gather around."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Welcome, old friends and new,"
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"to this little fête"
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"to kick-start off our 2015 capital campaign,"
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"or, as we like to call it, capital punishment."
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"[laughter]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Now, last year,"
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"you generously endowed"
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"the concertmaster's chair."
Mozart in the Jungle
"This year, we're asking you as a group"
Mozart in the Jungle
"to endow two batons,"
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"mine and our new incoming conductor Mr. de Souza."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Now, each of you will have a number of musical notes"
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"in front of you,"
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"and on those notes there will be different numbers."
Mozart in the Jungle
"So we're asking you to raise a note..."
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"preferably the one with the most zeroes on it..."
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"for myself and for the other fella."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That way, we will find out"
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"which one of us maestros is the most well endowed."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- [laughter] - Thank you."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I know it's a cheap, cheap joke."
Mozart in the Jungle
"You know,"
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"by the time I was your age, I was dead."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I know, maestro."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm aware."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Hmm. That's curious."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I didn't even bother to finish that one."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, maestro,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm trying to find the music within the music,"
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"the essence, not the... the appearance."
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"Oh. A poet."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It seems to me to be about glory."
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"[speaking German]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"[imagining Mozart music]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"[running footsteps]"
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"[whistling]"
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"Maestro."
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"- [music stops] - Hailey."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, can you... can you knock?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Just knock, knock?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"I did. I was just knocking on a book,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"so it was really soft and old."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It didn't really make a sound."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That's fine."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay. Apologies then. Thank you for knocking."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh, maestro, I really need you to come with me."
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"I will explain everything later."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Who is she? Who are you?"
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"I'm Lizzie."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I live with her."
Mozart in the Jungle
"And, uh, this is your suit."
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