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Clips from Silicon Valley - Signaling Risk (S01E01)

"Like we riff and improvise around a central theme"
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"to create one cohesive piece of music..."
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"No, no. They teach fucking jazz at Juilliard."
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"We're not jazz. We're fucking punk rock."
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"You see? You see, you guys are arguing over"
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"what metaphor to use to agree with each other."
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"This is the inefficiency I'm trying to eliminate."
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"My suggestions could actually help you beat me in this argument."
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"Do you see the irony there?"
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"I... I can't argue with this."
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"Yo, Erlich!"
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"Uh, Chuy's here."
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"No. And this, this... This is the craziest one of all."
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"I mean, we're really about to spend ten thousand dollars"
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"on-on-on a logo we could generate in-house for free?"
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"It's madness. You want a logo?"
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"Here, just..."
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"There. I just saved this company ten thousand dollars."
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"Are you fucking serious? Lowercase letters?"
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"lowercase t. lowercase g."
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"lowercase f."
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"Every fucking company in the Valley has lowercase letters."
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"Why? Because it's safe."
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"But we aren't going to do that."
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"We're gonna go with Chuy."
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"Unless any of you gringos wants to go out there"
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"and tell a guy with three assault convictions"
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"that we're not gonna give him the money we promised him."
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"Hm? That's what I thought."
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"I mean... God."
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"Are you still enjoying your asparagus, sir?"
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"I was never enjoying it."
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"I only eat it for the nutrients."
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"You may take it."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Peter, I don't want to upset you,"
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"but Gavin Belson just walked in."
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"Does he see us?"
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"I don't know. He must know that you're here."
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"If I scurry to the restroom, do you imagine he would..."
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"Peter!"
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"I didn't know you came here."
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"Gavin. Hello."
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"Nice to see you."
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"And you, as well."
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"How are you?"
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"Well."
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"And you?"
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"Not bad."
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"I just got back from Jackson Hole."
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"Have you been?"
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"I have not."
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"But I hear good things."
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"You look well. Are you exercising?"
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"I have begun to do Pilates."
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"Well... I hear that's good."
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"I like it."
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"Yes."
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"Well, I didn't mean to interrupt."
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"Nice to see you, Peter."
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"- Goodbye now. - OK."
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"You know, I almost forgot."
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"I saw that Pied Piper"
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"is in the Start-Up Battlefield at TechCrunch Disrupt."
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"It inspired me to call TechCrunch"
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"and offer to be their keynote speaker."
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"They were quite accommodating."
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"Especially when I said that I'd make the event"
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"the grand unveiling of Nucleus."
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"So, I will see you all at the conference."
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"This is displeasing."
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"I have never seen him so incensed."
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"What the hell were you thinking, Richard?"
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"How could you not tell us you entered TechCrunch Disrupt?"
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"I applied before I even met you guys."
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"I wasn't gonna say anything because I was gonna withdraw."
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"- No, you're not. - I'm not? Why not?"
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"Because of you, Gavin Belson is debuting Nucleus at TCD."
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"If you pull out, it looks like Peter is running away from Gavin."
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"So like it or not, you are presenting a live demo"
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"in front of the world in eight weeks."
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"A live demo of what?"
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"I entered TCD with an early build of Pied Piper,"
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"when it was still just a music app."
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"No. Sorry. Executive decision, we are not doing TechCrunch."
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"OK. So let me just tell you what's gonna happen."
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"Peter will pull all of his support"
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"and pass on any further funding,"
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"which, as you know, is the most flaming signaling risk on earth."
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"You'll burn through the rest of your runway,"
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"no one will step in, then you'll go bust."
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"I don't get it."
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"Doesn't Peter Gregory want what's best for the company?"
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"Look. I'm going to be straight with you."
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"Peter Gregory doesn't care."
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"- About...? - You."
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"Wait. Just him or both of us?"
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"Any of you. Pied Piper."
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"OK..."
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"Uh, well, then why did he back us?"
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"Does he just want to piss off Gavin Belson?"
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"- He spent two hundred thousand dollars just to... - Yeah, that's nothing!"
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"Peter would spend millions just to mildly annoy Gavin."
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"These are billionaires, Richard."
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"Humiliating each other is worth more to them"
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"than we'll make in a lifetime."
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"I see."
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"And you conveniently forgot to mention any of this"
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"when you were convincing me"
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"to turn down ten million dollars?"
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"And now I'm in the middle of some pissing contest"
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"between two billionaires."
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"In fairness,"
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"Gavin only offered you the ten million dollars"
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"because we started pursuing you..."
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"But he offered it to me, Monica! He offered it to me."
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"Ten million dollars and I didn't take it."
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"Because you came to me when I was puking and freaking out"
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"and told me that Peter Gregory believed in me,"
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"when in reality, he didn't even give a flying fuck!"
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